Guilty Or Not Guilty

Guilty

Ever ate a whole bag of chips in one sitting?

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"I know, honey. Look at the map. We go your way, that's about four inches. We go my way, it's an inch and a half. You wanna pay for the extra gas?"

Guilty

Have you ever had a wet willy done to you?

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

Guilty

Have you ever been in a fight?

Guilty

Have you ever been in a fight with a step father/mother?

Not Guilty

Ever been caught not paying attention on a conference call with your boss?

Not Guilty

Have you ever been found sleeping in work?

Not Guilty

Have you ever got dressed to go to work on your day off?

Guilty....


Have you ever thought it was your day off when it wasn't?

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Guilty

Have you ever gotten up for work and left the house only to realise that the clocks have gone forward and you are actually leaving for work an hour early?

Guilty

Have you ever been late to work but still stopped to get coffee?

Not Guilty

Do you stalk people that you are not friends with on Facebook?

Not Guilty

Have you ever had a friend request off an old flame?

Not Guilty but I've added them.

Do you have a Facebook account & go on it almost everyday?

Guilty

Have you ever dropped your phone down the toilet?

Not Guilty

Do you ever freak out if you can't find your mobile phone?

Not Guilty

Have you ever taken a shower, but forgot to wash your hair?

Guilty

Have you ever got into the shower and forgot to take an item of clothing off?

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"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Not Guilty

Have you ever forgotten someone's birthday?

Guilty

Have you ever forgotten to go to a funeral?

Not Guilty

Have you ever forgotten an anniversary?