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Mae West and Groucho Marx had some great one liners....
Mae West
"Is that a gun in you're pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
"Why don't you come up and have a little ... scotch and soffa."
"A hard man is good to find."
"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."
"It's not what you do ... it's how you do it."
"It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men."
Mae: "How tall are you ?"
Man: "Six foot seven."
Mae: "Well, let's forget about the six foot and talk about the seven inches".
Groucho Marx
"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
Last edited by Aniko; 10-10-02 at 11:21 PM.