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This place has been a dream of mine since I was a child in Wien (Vienna). In all reality it would be somewhat of a small place. I always thought of buying a Denny's restaurant and converting it. As the name states, it would be nothing but movie monkey mania! Every movie that either was about monkeys or just had monkeys in it. There are a LOT of them! Documentary type films as well. I would also carry independent movies by obscure filmakers. As long they had monkeys in them. My merchandising would be the best in the country. If possible, I would specialize in original monkey artwork. Have you ever seen this? It's actual paintings done by monkeys! I would have live monkeys at the store painting for customers. You wouldn't be able to top that. I breed them so I have plenty on hand. I've even taught some how to use a remote control. You'd come in and buy a DVD and get a free monkey! He'd work the remote for you. Who wouldn't want that! I'd even have little outfits you could buy for them to wear. They do fairly well with children and most are capable of changing their own diapers. In my place you'd actually be able to preview the movie you wanted to buy. In fact, while you're doing this, the monkeys that have learned to talk will give you a free commentary while you watch. You'll also be able to have snacks and the monkeys will bring you coffee. I have a special blend that I make myself. It's called "Maquaque Latte". The beans have actually been through the digestive tract of my monkeys. It's got a unique flavor and aroma. Well, unique may not be the word I'm looking for, but you will find it different. Also, to keep people in the mood, I'd have monkey related songs playing over the PA. Everybody likes monkey music! I'd even have car washes out in the parking lot. Buy $20. or more worth of merchandise and get a free carwash by about a dozen monkeys. They're fast little buggers. You'll only have to tip the ones that can speak. I also envision having a playground inside. Kind of like what McDonald's has. Except it would look like a jungle! And it would be full of monkeys. What kid wouldn't love that! Yeah, the monkeys can get a little rowdy from time to time. But every kid will get a wiffle ball bat before he goes in. I've found this tool to be more than adequate. Finally, it would be a great place to work. My employees would get to pick what kind of monkey that they would want to dress as. If there are any investors out there who read this...you're talking instant goldmine! This store would do well in any country.