Seduce the MoFo Above
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Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
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Get the butter.
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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra
"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra
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*Sidewinder struts up to the Mofo below him and proceeds to look the them up and down. After the inspection he states - 'You'll Do'. Stunned silence from the Mofo below is followed by a quick slap to the face. Sidewinder, seeing that his window of opportunity here is quickly closing struts on to his next victim...*
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I'm a quitter, I come from a long line of quitters....Its amazing I'm here at all.
And she said, "Hi....the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons.....for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons.....for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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hi my invisible friend likes you're invisible friend, maybe we should double date with them
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Hey, there, handsome. Remember me from the family reunion last year?
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You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."
You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."
all time greatest pick up line EVER (as said, no lie, by my friend Dave at work to a girl he liked.): "you wanna go get coffee with me sometime? I'm not a rapist or a child molester, you know...." suffice to say this didn't work, but it's become legendary among my friends.
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"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson
https://shawnsmovienight.blogspot.com/
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Hey cutie, come and take a with me, I'll scrub your back
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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
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If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
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