Guilty Or Not Guilty

Looked in the medicine cabinet in someone else's bathroom?

Don't think I have.


Ever take a handful of meds just to see what they would do?

Yep, i mean i knew what they were.



Used a cheesy pick up line on a women in a bar?

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Agent K.

Not guilty.
I dont pick up women in bars, but I will make their drinks.

Have you ever been stalked by people of far greater means than yourself... and lost them in a cross-country chase?

Had you stopped at the ellipses, I'd have a different answer (and more interesting story) to give you... but: no. Not Guilty.


Have you ever performed in the lead role for any post-collegiate theatrical production...?

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"If it was priggish for an older generation of reviewers to be ashamed of what they enjoyed and to feel they had to be contemptuous of popular entertainment, it's even more priggish for a new movie generation to be so proud of what they enjoy that they use their education to try to place trash within the acceptable academic tradition." -- Pauline Kael

I wish but no, not guilty.


Ever been in a mosh pit?

Guilty.
Yes, years ago, but I no longer attend rock concerts.

Have you ever been blackballed and silenced by evil cult members only to find out they are doing it for bad politicians that are power grab hungry, then, as you fight your way back out of obscurity the conspirators start spreading the rumor to enemy spies from other nations that you work for the CIA, overly complicating your problems as now on top of it all you are a target of foreign spies?

Not guilty.


Have you ever played in a rock band?

Not guilty (alas! )

Just another lazy Tuesday for me...

Have you ever performed a dance number in front of other people?

Guilty


Do you love the Gilmore Girls?

I've not seen the Gilmore Girls, but I've seen their kitchen


Retro kitchens from the 1950s?

Guilty, at least I have an old 1950's style kitchen table


Going to a concert this week?

Not guilty.
Actually going to see the musical Kinky Boots live at a local theater tomorrow night!

Have you ever witnessed an exorcism (or known anyone else who did)?

Not guilty


Do you enjoy being in your own company?

...

Guilty and Not guilty
Only when the company of others causes devaluation.

Are you guilty of mammalia?

Guilty


Are you a member of a religion?

Not guilty

Have you ever belonged to a cult?

Not guilty


Have you ever went 24 hours without food?

Guilty

Have you ever been overwhelmed by the mystery that surrounds you?