Oh, Charlie!

Christian Day, an actual warlock who’s been outspoken about Sheen’s use of the term “Vatican assassin warlock,” will perform a cleansing ceremony on Sunday in Salem, Mass., to “protect, heal, and bind” Sheen by sending him ideas — directly into his head, via light — against maligning warlocks in the future. Day finds Sheen’s understanding of warlocks shoddy, to say the least. “The Vatican has assassinated plenty of warlocks, but the assassins are not warlocks themselves,” he explains.
Day will use a sword to cast a circle around himself and his fellow magic practitioners during the ritual:

“As everyone knows from reading The Odyssey, swords create an energy barrier between yourself and the rest of the world,” he says.