Future Porn movie alternatives? We can only hope...

Dont know if this has been done already or wether its a bit too naughty for this forum but im bored (and maybe randy ) and its a fun game i play with my buds so lets gove it a go...

Basically, get ya old average film and spruce it up with a porn alternative!
Heres mine...

Jurassic Pork
Planet of the Rapes
The Star Whores series: Return of the Jap-eye
Star Whores: A New Poke (lame i know)
Whats Eating Out Gilbert Grape
GayLord of the Rings
The House on Horney Hill
Muffy, The Vampire Shaver
Four Weddings and an Orgy (ok, just gettin silly now)

Then theres the obvious and if im correct, released porn films:-
Shaving Ryans Privates

So thats mine for now, hope none offend, this is just a bit of fun

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

Freddy got fingered -don't even have to change the title
Edward Penis Hands -already been made if i remember correctly.
thats all I can think of right now

What about Roboc*ck, has that been done? It should have, as it is so obvious. Come to think of it, all movies with "cop" in the title could with little trouble be translated into a porn title, just imagine "The Beverly Hills C*ck," "One Tough C*ck" etc. etc.

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Ride Johnny ride

Ahhh... the inevitable Good Will Humping.

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"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm."
--Winston Churchill

LMAO don't forget Citizen Cum, as heard of in the Fluffer

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Mr M Rides Again

MoFo Survivor - r3port3r66 wins!!!!!!

A quick Flick through my collection last night, gave me these:
No idea whatsoever if any of these are actually out there...if not I claim outright Copyright!


Toy Boy Story
Goodhead Fellas
Natural Born Fillers
The Man with the Golden Tongue
Field of Wet Dreams
Romancing the Bone
Come Silent, Come Deep
Das Booty
Men in Black Women
Swallow Man
End of Lays
The 6th Lay
Crimson Ride
Glad he ate her
The Tight Pair before Xmas
Womb Raider
I`m Gonna wet you Sucka
Willy Bonka and the Chocolate Factory
American History XXX
Erection (Two totally obvious ones to finish off)

Oh, and I was gonna include Rape Fear, but I won`t, coz it`s not funny at all.

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Holy Crap! You have a copy of I'm gonna get you sucka'?!

T*ts, it`s not mine...honest...honestly, it`s not mine!It`s a loaner

Genius.

I say it's disgusting! Yech! *runs off and pukes* Woooooooooogh!!

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"I bet one legend that keeps reoccurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."

You can't pretend you're not a little bit excited. Mehe. Mehe. Mehehehe.

Hehe, I made a thread like this a while ago. Read it
here

While those were just stuff I'd copy-pasted from another forum, I now have some brand new ones that a friend and I came up with during an incredibly boiring lecture on English litterature. The titles are from both books and movies. I'll put the author of the original book in there just to make the guessing a bit easier. Here we go:

Movies

-Sexlife of the Lambs
-Humping Gilmoure
-Thighs wide, slut (Eyes Wide Shut)
-Clit Hanger
-Dr. Ho-Licker
-Who did Roger Rabbit
-Hung Fu
-Rod Trip
-Black C*ck Down
-Not another tit movie
-The Usual Suck-Sex
-Pump Friction
-Dike Club (Figth Club)
-The Whore's Whipper

Books

Brett Easton Ellis's: American Psych-Whore
Douglas Coupland's: Generation XXX
Jane Austen's: Proud and Prostitute
George Orwell's: A Banging (A Hanging - Short Story)
Henry Fielding's: Tom Bones

And while we're on the subject, let me tell you a joke I heard a while ago.

Question: Do you know any famous Hungarians?
Answer: John Holmes...well he was a hung arian (aryan?) wasn't he?

Well I thought it was funny

lmao
Do you know any real Hungarians though?

Don't think so. What about Vlad Dracul (or whatever his name really was), he was Hungarian right? Oh, and Bela Lugosi (sp?) I do know they had a great football team in the '50s, but don't know the names of any of the players. Why do you ask?

I was thinking Buffy, the Muff Diver.

How 'bout:

In & Out & Back In Again
Horny Old Men (and, of course, its inevitable sequel, Hornier Old Men)
Ex-Men (about a group of horny sex-change-superhero chicks)

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You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."

What the hell...

• XXX-Men
• Attack of the Bones
• Scooby Do Me
• Mr. Dirty Deeds
• KY-19
• The Banger Sisters (no title change necessary)
• xXX (ditto)
• Spread-Legged Freaks

I'm sorry. Really, I am.

Ya' like that one, eh? I'll pay someone $100 to say it in the throes of passion.

I'm a minor, for Pete's sake!

Ooooh, I'm gonna regret this...

Jason XXX

SORRY!!!

















Nice job Grace. Now they think you're a minor perv! Just great...