put a tagline on any movie

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. ~ Jimi Hendrix

HAMLET
To See or Not to See, That is the Question...




ROBIN HOOD: Prince of Thieves
Kevin Costner: Mangler of Accents




Revenge
Refund

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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

fanastic four........not so fantasic

spiderman...... spins a web as good as charlotte

American Pie - Too Hot to Handle!

Were going to Disneyland- Con Air

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"Now talking's just a waste of breath and living's just a waste of death - so why put a new address on the same old loneliness?"

"Every man has a breaking point."

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"I broke my own rule. I started to give a ****... and I brought you guys along with me."

Gremlins 2-The New Batch Of Sh*t

Cocktail:Watch out ladies this is a story of a bartender that starts growing at tail in very unusual place.

Casablanca: Rick Blaine For President!

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
My IMDb page

Inland Empire - Ever wondered what the inside of David Lynch's mind looks like?

Cool!!

Citizen Kane - Rosebud was a sled.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch - Christopher Lee's in it... No, really, he is.

Jaws 2 - Missed Jaws the first time around? Watch this inferior version.

The Passion Of The Christ - If it was Hostel or Saw, they'd call it torture porn.

Any Brian De Palma film - Brian has a camera and he's going to prove it to you.

Rob Roy - The Scottish period film more worthy of your praise than Braveheart.

Schindler's List - If you laugh, your friends will pretend not to know you.

Norbit - If you laugh, your friends will pretend not to know you.

Death Race 2000 - "It's a hand grenade."

The Doors - Great music and Meg Ryan's ****. What more do you want?!?!

Fatal Attraction - Rabbit stew anyone?

Sister Act - Satan's got the habit. *those who've seen my previous Goldberg posts will understand this*

Duel - It's Jaws with a truck.

forrest gump - damn that boy can run!
the terminator - will **** you up!
speed - this is happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!
knocked up - thats what the morning after pill is for!
die hard - pwn all!

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"Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets." - Dante Hicks

It's obviously one of the most disturbing and powerful films I've ever seen, but it's got a crapload of dark humor. I couldn't find it on Youtube, but the "He did it!" scene is awesomely funny. So, I laughed, actually quite a bit. My friends still pretend to know me.

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Yeah, I think the funniest scene is Fiennes' delivery of the "I pardon you" line. I mean, it's supposed to be funny. And of course Spielberg is just setting you up for moments later when he decides the whole pardoning thing isn't his bag and he blows the person away anyhow.

Dream A Little Dream-The story of two teens who dream of doing great things! Then they wake up!

I laughed twice during it and my sister pretended she didn't know me.

But when she laughed at the end of Se7en, I stuck by her. I'm such a good brother.