Tired of the Sexy Curse killing off beloved celebrities like Robin Williams and Phillip Seymour Hoffman?
As Best New MoFo, I vow to reverse the Sexy Curse for the power of good.
From this day forward, only terrorists and evil dictators will be afflicted by the dreaded Sexy Curse.
I'm Captain Spaulding, and I approve this message.
I am still hearing of a bunch of famous people dying even now in 2015. The new year didn't stop it -- it's still going. So, yeah, maybe Captain Spaulding can really help.