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I had 5 Swatches on my arm…

Married to the Mob
Once again Michelle Pfeiffer has horrible taste in men.

Good Will Hunting



I had 5 Swatches on my arm…
Ordinary People
If this was IT, the son would have floated.



Commando



I had 5 Swatches on my arm…
Thor, computers and futures prospecting.

Highlander II: the Quickening



I had 5 Swatches on my arm…
Clint Eastwood steals a search engine from the Soviets.

Ex Machina



Weird Science: The Mid-Life Crisis


Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."



Please hold your applause till after the me.
Christopher Walken wears a silly hat and can see your dreams, wait, is this a documentary?

Darkman
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Hold your applause till after the me.