DR. HELLBOY'S advice

but he was funny. u mean that guy who was also in alot of movies like The Replacements?

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"An Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
-Ben Kingsley, GHANDI

"Snozberries taste like snozberries"

Nitzer i looked in your profile and im 4 days older than you but im only in 9th grade like hellboy.

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"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theater admission and the babysitter were worth it."
- Alfred Hitchcock

Hehe sweet, uding my advanced math skills I'm assuming you're January 4th, 1990? I always thought you were over 18.

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"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one."

I need advice, women only want me for my money, good looks, nice cars and my island.
I'm so perfect it's killing me, i need help!

You to eh? It's torture...

Please HellboyUnleashed, what can we do???

get off ur damn island and come back down to earth!! trade in ur car. make women respect u not becuase of what u have physically but what u have emotionally and all that jazz.

No offense Hellboy, why do you make stupid threads like these? Wow i can't believe im even commenting on this thread. Tell you the truth i was kinda laughing at this thread when i saw it, i've never saw any thread like this on MoFo. Good Job you thought of something new! but usless. Sorry Hellboy not trying to be mean, but really.

While im here i need your advice, are these threads really necessary?

I had that avatar for awhile and so did jrs, but he had it before me.

Why is "SayHelloToMyLittleFriend!" have no spaces?

no i thought i was like the only 14 year old here everyone else is older.

For the same reason why HellboyUnleashed doesn't have them either.

And also very true, I think that's why I gave you bad rep hellboy. Try to redeem yourself somehow if you want to see the box count grow.

how od i reedeem myslef in all of your eyes?

You Like my Avatar Myers?

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Have you found the damn 7up guy yet?


I do.

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no. I cant find him. it sux giant monkey balls

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"Lets Hop On The Good Foot And Do The Bad Thing!! YAAAA BABY!!!! YA!!!"

Donate blood, move to Houston in the summer.

OOOOOO I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, because that is what I truly want to be, And if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner Everyone Would be in love with me!!!!!

Why is it that whenever I get into a car and use the seabelt, my fat rolls spill over the belt, causing my shirts to wrinkle while inside my rolls of lard? When I stand up, your able to count the wrinkle lines and make a solid assumption at how many rolls I have. Why is that?

Why do I put a spoon full of gravy into my second neck roll when I'm aiming for my mouth. Either way, it stayin'.

Is using your belly button as a bowl for cereal a bad idea?

Are carbs bad for you?

Why do my fingers make me want to eat sausage?

Why is my nickname fatty-pie-fatty-guy?

If I cut my leg off will gravy really come out?

Can you actually use crisco as a subsitute for ice cream in a milkshake?

I've got more questions, but I'm hungry and my fingers are fat and tired from moving so much.

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because you are pimpdashizzle and you can do all that.

Anyone who seeks help from you, should also seek help from a psychiatrist.

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