Cillian Murphy gets smacked down! (by women)

Wow, harsh words.

This whole thread is dedicated to the punishment of Cillian Murphy by beautiful women.

1. Cold Mountain
Punisher: Natalie Portman
Reason: Being from the North
Means of Torture: Life ending flack to the back, classic.

2. Batman Begins
Punisher: Katie Holmes
Reason: Putting on a mask
Means of Torture: Shock to the nipples, nice!

3. Red Eye
Punisher: Rachel McAddams
Reason: Threats to life
Means of Torturue: Pen to Neck, Knife, Gun, etc., excellent!

As you can see, hot women do not like Cillian. The reasons for this are many, so post your own ideas.

But more importantly, which was your favorite dispense of Cillian?

My favorite punisher was Rachel McAddams, she let Cillian get it hard.

My favorite means of torture was Portman's flack to the back, Cillian thought he got away, only to hit the floor.

But alas, the best overall would have to be begins pervasive nipple shock and emasculation that has me raptured. I still dream of having this happen to me every day.

Thoughts/comments/opinions, post here!

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I don't think young Cillian quite has the repetoire for such a thread yet.

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Cillian didn't die in Batman Begins though did he?

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

Maybe not, but the percentage of times he has been beaten down by a beautiful women exceeds any other actor I know of. He is truly original in his plight, and I want to see more. So I find this thread completely appropriate.


Not killed, but smacked down. This thread not only deals with Cillian dieing, but Cillian getting smacked down.