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Mark F
A man named Mark has a stroke, and then goes around flipping everyone off.
A man named Mark has a stroke, and then goes around flipping everyone off.
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The first of it's kind: a redneck mumblecore film about a young man named Bubba Dewayne whose indie-country band struggles with their burgeoning popularity in the trailer park. In the end the band decides not to sell out, but Bubba Dewayne's wife leaves him because of this. She's still his cousin though.
The first of it's kind: a redneck mumblecore film about a young man named Bubba Dewayne whose indie-country band struggles with their burgeoning popularity in the trailer park. In the end the band decides not to sell out, but Bubba Dewayne's wife leaves him because of this. She's still his cousin though.
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Deadite
An internet forum site is haunted by the ghost of a former member. He trolls the sh*t out of a member known as Mesmerized.
An internet forum site is haunted by the ghost of a former member. He trolls the sh*t out of a member known as Mesmerized.
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You guys are really quick.
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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
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Swan: The Movie
A little boy named Swan somehow manages to murder everyone in his elementary school with butter knives. All the students, the teachers, even the poor janitor and cafeteria workers.
After he's finished, he goes outside to think about life when it starts to rain. The rain brings down a toxin to the Earth that brings dead people back to life as brain eating zombies. The movie is a horror story about the zombies of everyone Swan killed with the butter knives coming back from the dead and chasing him around the school. Think Home Alone meets Dawn of the Dead and The Breakfast Club.
It turns out that a few students (played by child versions of MoFos) managed to survive Swan's butter knife massacre. He tries to work with them, but they don't want anything to do with him since he tried to kill them. They want to kill him, but he'd only turn into a zombie, and zombie Swan is worse than living Swan, so they don't kill him.
Swan, by himself, manages to find ways to kill the zombies for good. Meanwhile, several of the other living students are killed off by the zombies until it's only Swan and Miss Vicky left. They work together trying to kill the rest of the zombies, but then Miss Vicky gets bitten and she turns into a zombie, which surprises Swan. He is cornered and Miss Vicky starts eating his brain.
Then Swan wakes up. It was all a dream and he's actually adult Swan. None of it happened. He shrugs it off and heads to work -- he works at a butter knife factory.
THE END
A little boy named Swan somehow manages to murder everyone in his elementary school with butter knives. All the students, the teachers, even the poor janitor and cafeteria workers.
After he's finished, he goes outside to think about life when it starts to rain. The rain brings down a toxin to the Earth that brings dead people back to life as brain eating zombies. The movie is a horror story about the zombies of everyone Swan killed with the butter knives coming back from the dead and chasing him around the school. Think Home Alone meets Dawn of the Dead and The Breakfast Club.
It turns out that a few students (played by child versions of MoFos) managed to survive Swan's butter knife massacre. He tries to work with them, but they don't want anything to do with him since he tried to kill them. They want to kill him, but he'd only turn into a zombie, and zombie Swan is worse than living Swan, so they don't kill him.
Swan, by himself, manages to find ways to kill the zombies for good. Meanwhile, several of the other living students are killed off by the zombies until it's only Swan and Miss Vicky left. They work together trying to kill the rest of the zombies, but then Miss Vicky gets bitten and she turns into a zombie, which surprises Swan. He is cornered and Miss Vicky starts eating his brain.
Then Swan wakes up. It was all a dream and he's actually adult Swan. None of it happened. He shrugs it off and heads to work -- he works at a butter knife factory.
THE END
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