Sexyanalysis

It seriously itches and won't stop, I rub it hard

No I'm telling you I itch bad, only where I cut it close, the jewels.

I have to scratch the three of them really hard, and it just won't let up. It's driving me crazy.

The first part. Find a solution for me; up at 3:30 so bedtime for me if this itching stops.

I had a ball yesterday with my "analysis"


It was fun and informative.







Thanks Sexy


The Duchess

my fave actress is bollywood actress dia mirza . i have watched her movie ' rehena hai tere dil me' ( i want to stay in your heart ) umpteen times . i like her so much that my friends attach her name to my surname ( shete ) and call her dia shete !!

my other liking is women in backless blouse . here is dia mirza in one . analyze me.....

because my liking for dia mirza is way too much beyond the ordinary---it is so much that my friends call her dia shete as if she is my wife .

and this fetish for staring at women's backs if they wear backless blouses is irritating---to the women .

I though you were a woman from the photos posted. Though I didn't pay much attention.

Are you sure you're not a closeted red neck



Which photo says redneck better? I can't make it up my mind.

You're a man of many talents!

As an outsider, I'd say the second is more redneck.

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

The second image is the "Almost Politically Correct Redneck".

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/almost...orrect-redneck

Yes when dressed I make an attractive and passable woman. I even look much younger as well!

Oh my! Yes!


But looking like a real woman! Right!


Thinking about going as Elvira Mistress Of The dark for Halloween Galavant!


What do you think?