Robin Williams Plan

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He makes more sense than he has in years... I developed a new respect for him...

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I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:


1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. And the best part is, look at all the New York parking spaces and apartments that will be freed up!

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" - Robin



3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.


And I know the first name that should be on the list…
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jamesglewisf's Avatar
Didn't see it.
That is pretty funny. I'm impressed with old Robin. It doesn't sound like the normal Hollywood tripe.
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Originally posted by Caitlyn
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.


And I know the first name that should be on the list…
Forgive me if I'm missing the obvious, but who?
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jamesglewisf's Avatar
Didn't see it.
I'm an idiot too because I didn't get it earlier, and I still don't get it.

Please explain that one for those of us who are dense.