Enter Your Plea

Innocent........................but sounds like a good idea

Have you ever killed an animal {insects not included}

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

Guilty .... I hit a deer years ago. Checked on it and found out it was dead. I couldn't pick it up and bring it anywhere. My Dad and I pushed it to the side of the road and we drove off quietly.


Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?

Guilty

Have you ever had a threesome

Innocent

Have you ever trashed a place, either by yourself or with anyone?

Innocent

Have you ever, made an obscene phone call

Guilty The sad part is I used a random number he ended up knowing me and ever since he has had the hots for me (he's no orlando bloom!)

Were you ever paid for performing a sexual favor?

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Barbosa: "Thank You Jack."
Jack Sparrow: "...Your Welcome."
Barbosa: "No. We named the monkey Jack."

Pirates of The Carribean

NOT GUILTY, but I told piddy I want my money back....well.....what do you guys want? I am at work bored..lol sorry!


Have you ever clapped at the end of a movie in the theater?

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I am the Beauty that killed the Beast!

Yes, guilty one time. But only because the rest of the theater started it and I joined in. Together by Lukas Mooddysson. Btw, is that something I should be ashamed of???

Have you ever wished your parents were dead?

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The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamb, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good".

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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.

Having a bad day dear?

No, not at all! I just wonder if anyone ever whished their parents were dead, that's all. I never did though...

PHEW..Thought you were trying to collect the inheritance a little early.



Have you ever been sent a check that you knew was too much or not yours and didnt report it?

You never plead guilty or not guilty..

It depends..are any auditors posting?

Innocent!

Have you ever given someone a fake phone number?

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

INNOCENT

Have you ever taken credit for something another person has done.

Innocent

Have you ever forged someone's signature??

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"You can't fight in here this is the War Room!"

Guilty I used to write notes to the school teacher, when i wagged school, I would sign my mums name on them.

Have you ever lied to your Mother?

Guilty on many accounts



Ever contaminated someones food?

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guilty.


ever went with someone out of pity?

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something witty goes here......

GUILTY usually at the end of a relationship, not a great idea.

Ever lied to someone on line about your life etc.