Originally Posted by Sir Toose
Most assuredly.
Unfaltering evidence exists.
Now, perhaps you and I should discuss Piddy at length. More to the point, I'm interested in your interest in him. Call it an unhealthy curiosity, if you will, but there are questions that I feel compelled to ask.
Question One:
Which psychological complex most closely describes your (unhealthy) obsession with Piddy?
Are you an intelligent girl? Does his utter lack of it somehow stimulate you? I know plenty of women who are turned on by lack of intelligence. It's best to be honest with yourself up front, though, regarding your intentions and motivations. You may be able to train him to clean house and walk the dog but you'll never have that matching of wits that some women find so necessary in a relationship. Oh of course he's capable of all of those base performances but you must promise to never aid in propagation of his particular genome. One is enough and so shall it always be.
Unfaltering evidence exists.
Now, perhaps you and I should discuss Piddy at length. More to the point, I'm interested in your interest in him. Call it an unhealthy curiosity, if you will, but there are questions that I feel compelled to ask.
Question One:
Which psychological complex most closely describes your (unhealthy) obsession with Piddy?
Are you an intelligent girl? Does his utter lack of it somehow stimulate you? I know plenty of women who are turned on by lack of intelligence. It's best to be honest with yourself up front, though, regarding your intentions and motivations. You may be able to train him to clean house and walk the dog but you'll never have that matching of wits that some women find so necessary in a relationship. Oh of course he's capable of all of those base performances but you must promise to never aid in propagation of his particular genome. One is enough and so shall it always be.
Peter is an exemplification of who I represent. His intellegence alone compliments his conjectures, which in turn concludes him to be my Alpha and my Omega. Need I proceed further into the realm of the piddzilla's?
Smooches
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