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05-11-03
Is that Liz Taylor nude back there in the shopping cart?



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05-11-03
The reason that Michael Jackson is such a creepy character is, besides his plastic surgery, that he has that high-pitched falsetto voice (which suggests he has been emasculated at youth) and no muscles on his body! He needs to go to the gym and work out a bit, then people will be more friendly towards him!



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05-11-03
Is this supposed to be a horror flick, kind of like the "Thriller" movie?

With Michael Jackson's plastic surgery and high falsetto voice, along with Liz Taylor in the buff (at her age) . . . scares the crap out of me!



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05-11-03
That's terrifying!



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05-11-03
Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity
There's also a very disturbing scene where Michael, as a party boy, dances around at a boy scout meeting in a thong.
Surely you jest, isn't that picrure from Jackass not Jackson the movie
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05-11-03
Gheesh…no wonder Monkeypunch said he'd been busy…
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05-12-03
Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity


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05-12-03
Originally posted by Caitlyn
Gheesh…no wonder Monkeypunch said he'd been busy…
That's worth two snaps and a twirl!
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