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I'm sure there will be some haters but don't let them get you down, I still think Ghost is a great film. So much so I had it on my previous top 100 list somewhere in the 40s/50s. Don't know it would still be that high, or even on the list anymore, but still love it. It's funny, touching, exciting. And HK's favourite, Whoopi Goldberg, is excellent in it. Even though it's only a fairly minor role I also love Vincent Schiavelli in it as the Subway Ghost.



Review 175, time for a special... I've put it into a Spoiler Alert in case anyone hasn't seen it yet and doesn't want it to be spoiled.



Review #175: Prometheus



After a bunch of symbols and hieroglyphs are found in caves on Earth and appear to be very similar to one another, and from completely different civilisations and timelines, a group of scientists are given funds to go out into space to follow the directions that are shown in the cave drawings.
What the team find though, is not just something out of this world... but sheer terror and a disturbing truth that will change the course of human existence forever.


Ridley Scott's follow up, or at least his lead up to, his original masterpiece Alien, is a bit of a hit and miss affair. Mainly hit though.
It fails at the first hurdle... a story that is conceivable.
A bunch of cave drawings that they decide to follow... it's all very unoriginal and bland really. It works well, but isn't anything groundbreaking in terms of story really.
Another thing is compared to the used future of the original movies, Prometheus, not just the ship but parts of the film too... just feel and look too modern. Especially with the Holographic tech on board the human ship.
This movie is set near 30 years before Alien but yet feels more futuristic...

I get the point that it's a science ship on a voyage but the filmmaking is kinda like the Star Wars Prequels... it suffers with the advances in filmmaking technology. It's all just too clean and clinical.


The rest of the story however is pretty inventive and has really been thought through by the filmmakers quite well.

The overall direction Scott has taken the story, i.e.; a side story to The Weyland Company's involvement with other world life forms... is very cleverly pieced together and hits the nail on the head when it comes to adding more depth to something that is relatively mysterious throughout the franchise.

The writing/rewriting of the creature background and the DNA and genetics side of things is also thought provokingly clever. It smashes the preconceptions about the Alien and its background completely and opens the whole thing up for another franchise.
Quite an exciting prospect really.

They've even managed to give to creatures a history in terms of Species too. The various creatures seen throughout bare a resemblence in one way or another to the original Alien, giving the whole notion of our beloved Xenomorph a genuinely real and organic world in which it came from.
Kinda like Tigers, Housecats and Lions having similarities... or varying Primates from Gorillas to Chimps to Humans having some sort of resemblance, Scott has given the notion that there is a real genetic and organic background to the creature that we all know.

Another thing that stands out in the story is the filmmaker's's ideas in the history of where human life came from, and the lead character's faith in God.

The character writing of some of the characters seen adds more depth to The Weyland Company too.
What stands out though is the air of paranoia that builds up at the beginning, the audience is never really sure who to trust. Kind of a throwback to the first two Alien films but still done with enough secretive writing that it works fantastically.
There are a few scenes about half way through too with a number of characters that make the audience question their judgement of said characters as well. You think you knew the character, but then you're thrown onto the backfoot.
So the character writing on all levels is top notch.


The acting good too.
Noomi Rapace as Elizabeth is on form. Many have compared her to Ripley, but she really isn’t anything like Ripley. Rapace really shows her worth as a relatively tough but kindly lead role. She’s also incredibly likeable.
Logan Marshall-Green also makes an impression. He’s very likeable and has great chemistry with love interest Elizabeth.
Charlize Theron is also a great piece of acting. Her character is a bit of an enigma throughout and is really the one people should compare to Ripley. Saying that however, Theron’s role is another unique take on a character and she plays it icily cold… but in a good way.

The stand out role though is Michael Fassbender as David. He is exceptionally good. He’s another one you’re never really sure about and his character develops throughout the running time. He’s also pretty likeable as well.

Back up comes from Idris Elba, Raif Spall and relatively unknown actor Sean Harris makes another engaging and memorable character.


The action and effects… well, as I said, are just a little too modern and automated in style.
They’re very, very well rendered… close to being the best CG effects I’ve seen in modern film, but that, like I said, is part of the problem.

There’s no dirt or grime, no snot or gore with exception to only a handful of scenes. Although, the scenes outside the ship on the planet, and on the other ship, the effects and CGI really work well. They just needed to knock it back a bit in a couple of scenes.
The action is top notch though and is exciting too, especially a couple of the scenes at the end. One thing that works with the action, is that Scott has utilised it sparingly rather than just being an action up for the sake of it which is what most movie tend to be these days.


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All in all, not a patch on the original film, not a patch on the sequels either (with exception to Resurrection, which really is rubbish)… it’s still a decent movie though and has an incredibly clever twist that runs throughout the running time.
It does however crap all over the AvP backstory, which I do like, rather muchly.
It’s exciting too, especially in the storyline stakes and is really quite a talking point when it comes to the creatures and direction that Scott has taken the whole idea of their existence.

My rating: 89%





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I thought this was ok, but I'm not a huge fan of the original Alien or Ridley Scott to begin with, so that probably has something to do with my mixed thoughts towards it.
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I got it to work TR by removing all the BB code in between the spoilers bracket.



It's still not working for me, Loner. The box is still there but it isn't hiding the text like it should.



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Review 175, time for a special... I've put it into a Spoiler Alert in case anyone hasn't seen it yet and doesn't want it to be spoiled.



Review #175: Prometheus



After a bunch of symbols and hieroglyphs are found in caves on Earth and appear to be very similar to one another, and from completely different civilisations and timelines, a group of scientists are given funds to go out into space to follow the directions that are shown in the cave drawings.
What the team find though, is not just something out of this world... but sheer terror and a disturbing truth that will change the course of human existence forever.

WARNING: "Prometheus" spoilers below


Ridley Scott's follow up, or at least his lead up to, his original masterpiece Alien, is a bit of a hit and miss affair. Mainly hit though.
It fails at the first hurdle... a story that is conceivable.
A bunch of cave drawings that they decide to follow... it's all very unoriginal and bland really. It works well, but isn't anything groundbreaking in terms of story really.
Another thing is compared to the used future of the original movies, Prometheus, not just the ship but parts of the film too... just feel and look too modern. Especially with the Holographic tech on board the human ship.This movie is set near 30 years before Alien but yet feels more futuristic...

I get the point that it's a science ship on a voyage but the filmmaking is kinda like the Star Wars Prequels... it suffers with the advances in filmmaking technology. It's all just too clean and clinical.


The rest of the story however is pretty inventive and has really been thought through by the filmmakers quite well.

The overall direction Scott has taken the story, i.e.; a side story to The Weyland Company's involvement with other world life forms... is very cleverly pieced together and hits the nail on the head when it comes to adding more depth to something that is relatively mysterious throughout the franchise.

The writing/rewriting of the creature background and the DNA and genetics side of things is also thought provokingly clever. It smashes the preconceptions about the Alien and its background completely and opens the whole thing up for another franchise.
Quite an exciting prospect really.
They've even managed to give to creatures a history in terms of Species too. The various creatures seen throughout bare a resemblence in one way or another to the original Alien, giving the whole notion of our beloved Xenomorph a genuinely real and organic world in which it came from.
Kinda like Tigers, Housecats and Lions having similarities... or varying Primates from Gorillas to Chimps to Humans having some sort of resemblance, Scott has given the notion that there is a real genetic and organic background to the creature that we all know.

Another thing that stands out in the story is the filmmaker's's ideas in the history of where human life came from, and the lead character's faith in God.

The character writing of some of the characters seen adds more depth to The Weyland Company too.
What stands out though is the air of paranoia that builds up at the beginning, the audience is never really sure who to trust. Kind of a throwback to the first two Alien films but still done with enough secretive writing that it works fantastically.
There are a few scenes about half way through too with a number of characters that make the audience question their judgement of said characters as well. You think you knew the character, but then you're thrown onto the backfoot.
So the character writing on all levels is top notch.


The acting good too.
Noomi Rapace as Elizabeth is on form. Many have compared her to Ripley, but she really isn’t anything like Ripley. Rapace really shows her worth as a relatively tough but kindly lead role. She’s also incredibly likeable.
Logan Marshall-Green also makes an impression. He’s very likeable and has great chemistry with love interest Elizabeth.
Charlize Theron is also a great piece of acting. Her character is a bit of an enigma throughout and is really the one people should compare to Ripley. Saying that however, Theron’s role is another unique take on a character and she plays it icily cold… but in a good way.

The stand out role though is Michael Fassbender as David. He is exceptionally good. He’s another one you’re never really sure about and his character develops throughout the running time. He’s also pretty likeable as well.

Back up comes from Idris Elba, Raif Spall and relatively unknown actor Sean Harris makes another engaging and memorable character.


The action and effects… well, as I said, are just a little too modern and automated in style.
They’re very, very well rendered… close to being the best CG effects I’ve seen in modern film, but that, like I said, is part of the problem.

There’s no dirt or grime, no snot or gore with exception to only a handful of scenes. Although, the scenes outside the ship on the planet, and on the other ship, the effects and CGI really work well. They just needed to knock it back a bit in a couple of scenes.
The action is top notch though and is exciting too, especially a couple of the scenes at the end. One thing that works with the action, is that Scott has utilised it sparingly rather than just being an action up for the sake of it which is what most movie tend to be these days.





All in all, not a patch on the original film, not a patch on the sequels either (with exception to Resurrection, which really is rubbish)… it’s still a decent movie though and has an incredibly clever twist that runs throughout the running time.
It does however crap all over the AvP backstory, which I do like, rather muchly.
It’s exciting too, especially in the storyline stakes and is really quite a talking point when it comes to the creatures and direction that Scott has taken the whole idea of their existence.



My rating: 89%
Can you see what I did?



Can't see what you did... but yours is working, mine isn't.

I've tried deleting and redoing it, but it's still not working for me.
I've done spoiler tags before and they've worked fine, just this one seems to be playing up.



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I agree Rodent. I agree...

May Fassbender be with you.
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No probs Loner, cheers for trying though matey.
I've just tried typing the spoiler box in rather than using the spoiler tag to select the text... got the same result.

Have removed the box. If it's not working, may as well not have it for now.



I agree Rodent. I agree...

May Fassbender be with you.


Not a fan of his but he is rather good in Prometheus.

I'm glad I bought the DVD though, and am looking forward to a sequel if they ever do it.



Just FYI, Loner's correct. The basic idea works like this: the spoiler tag puts the text in a light gray block and makes the text that same light gray color. But if you use bbCode that overrides that--in this case, even bbCode that makes the text plain black--that takes precedence and it doesn't get made gray, and thus stays visible.

So, if something like this happens, you can bet it's probably the bbCode. Highlight the spoiler text and hit the "Remove Formatting" button from the top left of the editor (it looks like two letter As with an X through them), and that should do it.



Review #176: Willow



Willow Ufgood, an Elwyn Dwarf is a farmer and a father of two, a good husband and an aspiring Sorcerer.
When his children discover a Daikini (tall person) baby flaoting down the river on some driftwood, Willow reluctantly takes the child in.
But the family are in for a shock when they discover that the child is being hunted by other Daikinis. The village Sorcerer gives Willow a quest, to take Elora Danan (the baby) away from the village for the Elwyn's sake and give it to the first Daikini he sees. But Willow's simplistic journey takes a twist when the first tall person he finds is Madmartigan, a renegade Swordsman, disgraced Knight and wanted criminal...

... and through more unforseen circumstances, Willow and Madmartigan end up on a quest to protect Elora Danan and fight an evil Queen who has her sights on destroying The Baby Of The Prophecy.


What a magical magical film.
Willow delivers a few miss hits throughout the running time, but not many.

What the movie has is a highly detailed look at a fantasy world and builds the adventure and excitment through hints of humour and occasional mild slapstick and lashings of stunt filled action.

It has a similar naivety to The Dark Crystal from time to time. It's almost an experiment in the world that's being built but the sheer scope of the film is magnificent.
There's also tons of new ideas running throughout mixed with older storytelling and some linear plotlines that somehow lead from a quiet unassuming fantasy into an action laden story of Witches and Wizards. It's very well pieced together.

Another thing with the movie is it's full of humour, mild cheesiness when needed and occasionally more dark and disturbing cinema added to the mix.
The humour and comedy especially are very organic and realistic and laugh out loud funny too.


The acting is also top notch.
Warwick Davis is the titular Willow. At only 18 years old too he holds the screen fantastically and really shows his worth as a bit of an action hero. He also seems to have had a ton of fun on set too.
Val Kilmer backs up Willow as Madmartigan. Kilmer is a massive surprise. He fits the bad boy with a heart perfectly and swings a sword around perfectly. As Willow says "You really are great!".
Kilmer and Davis have massive chemistry too.

Joanne Whalley gives a bit of a dual role as Sorsha... a love interest for Kilmer. She's not used much until the third act but she's pretty good.
Jean Marsh stands out too as evil Queen Bavmorda. Her role is another that isn't seen a mahoosive amount but she lingers with the viewer for a long time.

Back up comes from little actors Tony Cox, Phil Fondacaro and screen legend Billy Barty.
Others are Gavan O'Herlihy, Kevin Pollak, Rock Overton and another screen legend Pat Roach.
All give 110%.
Non actress Julie Peters as Willow's wife Kaiya is also another masterclass in acting. It's one of the most underrated background performances I've seen in any movie.


The effects are also groundbreaking.
Many forget that Willow is the movie that broke several moulds in several places. The Morphing Scene computer technology was actually invented for the film and has been used and tweaked in hundreds, if not thousands of films since.
ILM was still using stop-motion and matt-paintings in those days and had been experimenting with computers but Willow is the film that brought the tech to the populous.
They still used stop motion and matt-paintings in Willow, but you could say it's the Grandaddy of modern CG films.
It's also pretty seemless. Not perfect, but I've actually seen worse from modern films.

The action is also wonderfully choreographed and exciting. Especially the swordplay and sorcery that goes on throughout the running time.


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All in all, not perfect due to some of the experimental screenplay and naivety to the world that was invented for the film but Willow is still a rip roaring adventure filled with humour and action and some wonderful special effects.
Kids will love it, even though it's occasionally dark from time to time and adults of all ages will take something from it, it's that much fun.

My rating: 92%