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This reminds me of the time I went to a local theater and the guy behind me was kicking my seat. I asked nicely the first AND second time for him to stop. He just laughed and did it even harder. I even got up and moved, him and his punk friend got behind me again and proceeded to do it again. I got up and stood on my seat and peed on them both. Yep and then this girl thought I was a hero and asked me to go home with her. Her boyfirend got mad and told her to go to hell and he left. I told that girl that she looked like Angelina Jolie and what do you know - she was. I told her I hated her in Gia and that I wasted my money watching that crap, then I bitch slapped her. I guess someone called the cops, but when they got there they saw it was me, I am a cop too, and they left after giving me high fives.
I decided to leave because now the movie was ruined and on the way out I took all the popcorn and candy I wanted and dared the manager to say something. He gave me free passes for a year and told me how sorry he was. I punched a Thor marketing sign on the way out and said "Yeah take that Thor!".
All in all it wound up being cool to be a hero, but the movie was ruined for me. When I got home I hugged my dog.