True or False

all thanks to sleep meds

loves to dream and remember them to write them down??

False (by the time i get a pen, i forget them).

Can't remember what it was like before their child arrived?

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Loves being a parent

True

Likes Woody Allen films?

false

Loves watching action movies

Certain ones but, in general...

False.

Isn't online at the moment.

False, but I see what you did there :-).

Has a lucky object they always have with them?

False

Loves to cook for people?

False

Would rather clean than cook?

True, because I don't really know how to cook.

Can't stand most girls?

So very, very false.

Is new around here?

false, some would disagree

thinks this place needs some old mofos to return back to the fold?

True

Has been line dancing?

False and it'll stay that way.

Has a mullet?

False

Has been to Las Vegas?

False.

Has actually been to any of the landmarks replicated in Vegas?

False

Is secretly a crime fighter by night?

False.

Owns a pair of handcuffs?

false

owns a whip?

False, but lately has been fantasizing of owning one.


Has been drifting off to sleep while at work?

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