If I were stuck in a 20 hour traffic jam without gas or food I would shut the hell up because at least I'm still alive and I haven't lost my home and everything in it.
Reporter to Sunfrog: How's it going?
Sunfrog: Well, I'm almost out of gas and I haven't eaten in two days.
Reporter: How does that make you feel?
Sunfrog: Hungry and bored.
Reporter: What are you going to do if you run out of gas?
Sunfrog: I'm going to push my car off the road and start hitchiking. Preferably in a car full of hot chicks.
Reporter: Do you think things can get any worse?
Sunfrog: Oh yeah, much worse. Look what happened to those poor people in New Orleans. Running out of gas is nothing compared to what they've gone through.
Reporter: You're right. No more stories about whiny crybabies on the freeway. Wtf?
I saw this lady crying on tv because she hadn't eaten and all the gas stations were out of gas. Then the reporter offered her a granola bar and she said, no thanks, we have snacks. What the f***?
Reporter to Sunfrog: How's it going?
Sunfrog: Well, I'm almost out of gas and I haven't eaten in two days.
Reporter: How does that make you feel?
Sunfrog: Hungry and bored.
Reporter: What are you going to do if you run out of gas?
Sunfrog: I'm going to push my car off the road and start hitchiking. Preferably in a car full of hot chicks.
Reporter: Do you think things can get any worse?
Sunfrog: Oh yeah, much worse. Look what happened to those poor people in New Orleans. Running out of gas is nothing compared to what they've gone through.
Reporter: You're right. No more stories about whiny crybabies on the freeway. Wtf?
I saw this lady crying on tv because she hadn't eaten and all the gas stations were out of gas. Then the reporter offered her a granola bar and she said, no thanks, we have snacks. What the f***?