Quote of the Day

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

-Albert Einstein

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"I used Jimmy [Stewart] to give me what I needed to keep going and to know that I was on the right path with it. I thought I saw Jimmy's soul all the time we worked. He never covered his soul and I never covered mine. We saw into each other's souls, very definitely."

- Kim Novak

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh, at yourself.

- Ethel Barrymore -

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

"What we all know is that you can't hide on a dark street from the demon within."
Bob Dylan

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[punches him in the face, grabs him and points his gun right at his throat] I never said anything about the FBI. She's my partner, ese. And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here, look in my eyes. [pushes barrel of the gun into his mouth and cocks it] Look at my face. If anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me, and nobody sees, nobody knows.

"Nobody hates you more than you're reflection." -Atmosphere

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The totally awesome and soul consuming TFH One a Day Reviews.

At the Imperial Conference on December 1, it was decided to make war against England and the United States.
Hideki Tojo
Tojo was the prime minister of Japan during World War Two.
Fateful words.

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"If you can't be funny be interesting."
Harold Ross

“Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.”
-Bertrand Russell

"Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul."

"Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest."

"The lack of money is the root of all evil."

Was there anyone more witty and brilliant than Mark Twain?

And rather funny, too:

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

-Groucho Marx

''My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.'' - Walter Matthau.

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100 Favourites From The Future: REWIRED

"I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean."
Zach Galifianakis

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

-Winston Churchill

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

- Humphrey Bogart

Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is easier to get a spark out of a stone than a moral.
John Burroughs

"My sister was recently diagnosed with multiple personalities...yesterday she called me...my caller ID exploded."
Zach Galifianakis

"And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high, and higher still until we moved in the spaces betwixt the air itself. and he bore me unto a vast farmland of our own midwest, and as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil. one thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. and terror possessed me then. and I begged,

"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots. You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one millions terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light, they have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul. damn you! let the rabbits wear glasses, save our brothers...can I get an amen? can I get a hallelujah? thank you, Jesus."

-Maynard James Keenan

Churchill stole that!!!

A quote attributed to Mark Twain:

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

After being told by the Lady Astor that he was drunk, "Yes ma'am I am drunk. But in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly."

- Winston Churchill

Love that one.

“Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.”
Alfred E. Neuman quote