The "What if...?" Game
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then what would we do for resolutions we have NO intention on keeping?
why is Christmas considered the happiest time of the year?
why is Christmas considered the happiest time of the year?
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Because that's what we're told to think, by the same people who tell us we need 'things' to be happy.
Why do we find twinkling lights so pleasing?
Why do we find twinkling lights so pleasing?
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Because curves are aesthetically pleasing... And hot pants make them look gorgeous!
What if Christopher Nolan never wins an Oscar?
What if Christopher Nolan never wins an Oscar?
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The world won't care, nor will its inhabitants
What if Nietzsche and Jesus were pals behind closed doors, playing a charade directed by Dionysus?
What if Nietzsche and Jesus were pals behind closed doors, playing a charade directed by Dionysus?
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Then....
David Hume would out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
What if, for Christmas, Italians had to swap out different types of fish for different types of grubs?
David Hume would out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
What if, for Christmas, Italians had to swap out different types of fish for different types of grubs?
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Then time would be elastic, life merely one version of reality and imagined characters would be real and able to interact with their creators.
What if I was able to think of a proper question to ask at this time?
What if I was able to think of a proper question to ask at this time?
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Then I hope it would be because she'd come to her senses and married me.
What if we'd never discovered alcohol?
What if we'd never discovered alcohol?
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then we would have gladly chugged strawberry milk shakes, jiggled the night away, and went home with brain freeze.
What if men wore high heels instead of women?
What if men wore high heels instead of women?
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"Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it."
Maxine Taurus
"Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it."
Maxine Taurus
Then there's a 50% chance you're in the wrong nightclub.
What if you awoke to find yourself with Superman powers?
What if you awoke to find yourself with Superman powers?
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WOOOHOOO!!! Then I go UP, UP AND AWAAAAAYYYY!!!
What if you woke up with a teeny weenie girl's voice in a man's body?
What if you woke up with a teeny weenie girl's voice in a man's body?
Trust me, it would be very, very odd. I think I'd quite enjoy freaking people out, though.
What if you had the chance to cheat on your partner with your fantasy lover?
What if you had the chance to cheat on your partner with your fantasy lover?
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i would enjoy myself and not think about them
what mofo would you like to go bar crawling with?
what mofo would you like to go bar crawling with?
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what mofo would you like to go bar crawling with?
What if you don't think it be like it is but it do?
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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.
Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.
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