The Caption Contest
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Ok, For those who do not know what a caption contest is , you take the picture image and guess a caption for that picture.
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"Me, Sheriff Randy, strong. Me bend stick."
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"And I'm not only the president of Ugly-Bald-Bastards-with-Sticks, I'm also a client."
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"And I'm not only the president of Ugly-Bald-Bastards-with-Sticks, I'm also a client."
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Good ones Holden, here's a couple more...
"Pull ups are much easier when you use your imagination... observe".
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Excerpt from the Boston Globe, circa 1952:
Deputy Carmichael of the Boston City Police Department shows off his new prototype of his newest invention, the Twirly-thing-ama-bob, or as he affectionately calls, "My Thingy".
"My dream is to have every single officer on the beat to hold on to my Thingy". Says Carmichael , "All I need is to figure out what I can put on my Thingy to make it twirl, then it will be complete and ready for patenting". When I mentioned to Deputy Carmichael that his Thingy looks like a plain old bent rod to me, he replied, "Well, nobody's perfect".
"Pull ups are much easier when you use your imagination... observe".
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Excerpt from the Boston Globe, circa 1952:
Deputy Carmichael of the Boston City Police Department shows off his new prototype of his newest invention, the Twirly-thing-ama-bob, or as he affectionately calls, "My Thingy".
"My dream is to have every single officer on the beat to hold on to my Thingy". Says Carmichael , "All I need is to figure out what I can put on my Thingy to make it twirl, then it will be complete and ready for patenting". When I mentioned to Deputy Carmichael that his Thingy looks like a plain old bent rod to me, he replied, "Well, nobody's perfect".
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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
"Has anyone seen my weights?"
I know it's corny...
I know it's corny...
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"I bet one legend that keeps reoccurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."
"I bet one legend that keeps reoccurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."
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(Southern US accent)
"Now i warned you woman.....when i asked for NO sugar in my coffee....i MEANT NO SUGAR......this is gonna hurt me more than it is you...."
"Now i warned you woman.....when i asked for NO sugar in my coffee....i MEANT NO SUGAR......this is gonna hurt me more than it is you...."
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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!
Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!
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"You've been a naughty girl havent you....
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it's better to have loved and lost
than to live with the psycho
for the rest of your life
it's better to have loved and lost
than to live with the psycho
for the rest of your life
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"and let that be a warning to the rest of you...sticks!"
"ah, this lovely specimen is about to give us a rare glimpse of the 'mating dance of the royal canadian pole-bender.'"
"ah, this lovely specimen is about to give us a rare glimpse of the 'mating dance of the royal canadian pole-bender.'"
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"If I ever find the punks that bent my stick..."
"Ranger Bob suddenly gained the strength of 10 grinches, plus 2!"
"See, I can hit myself on the head with this steel pole, and it doesn't break! My head, that is..."
"In other news: A hideously deformed Bruce Campbell attacked campers at Yosemite National Park with a metal stick."
"Ranger Bob suddenly gained the strength of 10 grinches, plus 2!"
"See, I can hit myself on the head with this steel pole, and it doesn't break! My head, that is..."
"In other news: A hideously deformed Bruce Campbell attacked campers at Yosemite National Park with a metal stick."
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"Look out all you mothers, I'm happy to the core, Happy like a coupon for a 20 dollar whore..." - Olly's Happy Song
"Look out all you mothers, I'm happy to the core, Happy like a coupon for a 20 dollar whore..." - Olly's Happy Song
Only seconds later, the "invisible" rope broke, as did Deputy John's dream of becoming a trapeze artist.
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You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."
You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."
"You bend over boy, bend over and squeal like a pig or a'hm goan crack this fat stick over yo fat @ss!"
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