Snake in the Eagle's Shadow (Yuen Woo-Ping, 1978) -
Early Jackie Chan film that stars Chan as a guileless orphan who befriends a transient kung-fu master and ends up learning kung-fu to fight against his annoying employers and a rival master. I saw this in a double bill with
Drunken Master with a very appreciative audience and this film definitely deserved it. Though it's not quite the classic that
Drunken Master was, this film still holds its own with its blend of Jackie Chan-style action and humour. The best part was seeing it as a rare collector's print dubbed into English, which really made it one of the most fun cinematic experiences I had in 2013.
Dredd (Pete Travis, 2012) -
Film version of the cult comic character starring Karl Urban as the titular Judge as he takes on a rookie partner (Olivia Thirlby) and ends up being trapped inside a skyscraper controlled by Lena Headey's ruthless crime boss. Definitely a tautly-wound genre film with some great action even though it skimped a little on character development. Otherwise, it was very well-made technically.
City on Fire (Ringo Lam, 1987) -
This is notorious for being "that movie that
Reservoir Dogs ripped off", but the story of Chow Yun-Fat as an undercover cop trying to infiltrate a gang of thieves is still pretty strong on its own. Though Chow's character can come across as a bit unsympathetic at times (ironically enough, when they're trying to establish the strain his job is taking on his personal life and make him sympathetic in the process) the action and characters are otherwise handled well, especially Chow's relationship with Danny Lee's thief. A minor classic in the Hong Kong action canon.
Full Contact (Ringo Lam, 1992) -
A surprisingly cartoonish action movie starring Chow Yun-Fat as a likeable street tough who takes part in a heist to help out a friend, but is betrayed by both the gang of thieves and the friend in question. A fairly stock-standard revenge tale that's made interesting by the wacky villains (a gay magician, a perpetually angry bodybuilder and his nymphomaniac girlfriend) and some prototypical bullet-time effects in one or two sequences. Worth it for the comical dialogue between Chow and the villains.
Police Story 3: SuperCop (Stanley Tong, 1992) -
This threequel involves Jackie Chan's goofy Hong Kong detective being sent to China to infiltrate a drug lord's operation. I saw this in a double bill with the original
Police Story, and while the original
Police Story is one of Jackie Chan's greatest films in just about every regard,
Police Story 3 upgrades the scale of the setpieces and the result feels like a prototype for a lot of Jackie Chan's Hollywood vehicles. It's got its moments - Michelle Yeoh's hypercompetent Chinese soldier makes a good foil to Chan's goofy detective, plus the sequences in both the compound and on the train are both pretty good - but for the most part the movie is just okay.
Red Dawn (John Milius, 1984) -
The notorious film about the United States being invaded by Soviet forces and a group of high schoolers practicing guerrilla warfare in response may or may not work as far as social commentary is concerned, but as an effective drama/action film it leaves a lot to be desired.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (Tommy Lee Wallace, 1982) -
This may get a lot of flak for being the sole
Halloween film that's not about Michael Myers, but for me it's actually a surprisingly decent horror movie (although maybe that's just because of low expectations). The story of a doctor investigating a mysterious line of Halloween masks and the creepy town from which they originate makes for a decent if none too original premise and while it won't challenge the original film as a classic, it's not exactly horrible either.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (Dwight H. Little, 1988) -
This
Halloween film reintroduces Michael Myers as he chases after his young niece and all those around her. A pretty average slasher movie when all is said and done, but it's got a decent twist ending as well.
The Prodigal Son (Sammo Hung, 1981) -
Sammo Hung's comical take on Shaw Brothers-style
wu xia films has its moments here and there, but they're spread too thin across the running time and the laughs are never that great nor are the stunts and fights all that impressive. Still, it's not terrible.
Ip Man (Wilson Yip, 2008) -
The based-on-a-true-story movie about the titular kung fu grandmaster coping with life under the Japanese occupation of China in the 1930s hits a lot of typical biopic notes, but it's worth it for the well-choreographed fight scenes (the one where Ip Man fights off ten attackers simultaneously is a classic) and some well-done performances.
Ip Man 2: Legend of the Grandmaster (Wilson Yip, 2010) -
The sequel to
Ip Man takes place over a decade after the first film where Ip Man has relocated to Hong Kong and is trying to set up his own kung-fu school. It definitely feels like a sequel that attempts to build a franchise off the well-done first film, but it does have some good sequences (such as the scene where Ip Man fights his rival grandmasters on a table surrounded by upturned chairs) even if it does go a little
Rocky IV in the end with Ip Man challenging a bigoted British boxer.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (Dominique Othenin-Girard, 1989) -
Another
Halloween film, once again following Michael Myers as he goes after his niece and anyone else who gets in the road. Even less interesting supporting characters than the fourth film and not much good here.
The Grandmaster (Wong Kar-Wai, 2013) -
Wong Kar-Wai's take on the story of Ip Man differs vastly from the films mentioned higher up on this post - whereas the others are straightforward action/biopic films, this one has Wong's signature style all over it as the fights are shot with style and grace while equal flair is demonstrated in the more dramatic scenes. The introduction of a subplot detailing the unrequited romance that Zhang Ziyi's Gong Er feels for Tony Leung's Ip Man is handled well. A very different kind of film to
Ip Man.
Andrei Rublev (Andrei Tarkovsky, 1966) -
Tarkovsky's three-hour take on the life of 15th-century painter Andrei Rublev as he spends decades wandering a wartorn Russia encountering all manner of oppressions both widespread and personal moves slowly, but not in a bad way. You usually know what you're in for with Tarkovsky and the stark monochrome photography combines with long takes to make some striking images, but it really helps to be patient with the lengthy diatribes about faith or lack thereof.
The Dance of Reality (Alejandro Jodorowsky, 2013) -
Alejandro Jodorowsky's first film in over twenty years is a biopic about his formative years growing up in a small Chilean village, though it's riddled with Jodorowksy's trademark surrealism that thoroughly blurs the line between fantasy and reality (hence the title, I guess). It's a little on the long side and often spends a lot of time following Jodorowsky's father through his own misadventures but it's full of striking images that may or may not be effective depending on how much you're willing to go along with Jodorowsky's left-field vision. Even at the age of eighty-four, Jodorowksy can still put out a film that at the very least grabs your eye with its bizarre images, and it's still good for that if nothing else.
Sharknado (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2013) -
(Camp rating:
)
The notorious low-budget joke movie about a freak tornado that picks up a large number of sharks and rains them down on Los Angeles is surprisingly enjoyable despite knowing that at some point the powers that be decided to make it deliberately bad rather than unintentionally bad. Even so, it's still pretty enjoyable as far as bad genre trash goes. Logic and reason are thrown to the side in favour of laughably clichéd character development and scientifically impossible action sequences and while it probably doesn't deserve to be added to the so-bad-it-good canon due to its deliberate awfulness, it's entertaining enough for what it's worth.
The Internship (Shawn Levy, 2013) -
Passable enough film about Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as middle-aged former salesmen who try to win internships working for Google despite being twice as old as their competitors and not knowing how to use computers. A typical underdog narrative and tolerable PG-13 humour mean this isn't horrible but not a classic either.
Magnum Force (Ted Post, 1973) -
The first
Dirty Harry sequel that follows Clint Eastwood's hard-boiled detective as he investigates a group of vigilante policemen who are dangerously gung-ho about killing criminals.
Dirty Harry sequels aren't all that great, but this is at least one of the better ones and contains some unremarkable-yet-decent '70s-style action sequences.
Wild Zero (Tetsuro Takeuchi, 1999) -
The members of Japanese rock band Guitar Wolf play themselves in this homage to old-school exploitation films where a bunch of oddball characters are thrown together in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Some cheesy effects work and the typical attempts to be awesome mean this is pretty watchable but as far as cult zombie movies go it could go a little better. The soundtrack is pretty good, though.
Wreck-It Ralph (Rich Moore, 2012) -
Surprisingly excellent and I'm disappointed I didn't see it in theatres. The story of the titular videogame character getting tired of being treated as a villain makes for a great story and the film's visuals are brilliant as well. Definitely rewatchable.
The Master (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2012) -
I was kind of let down by this one, to be honest. Phoenix and Hoffman put in some good performances (as befitting your typical P.T. Anderson film) but there's not enough material here to justify running over two hours nor are the visuals especially startling like they were in
There Will Be Blood. Still a decent film by all accounts, but high expectations are a bastard.
American Hustle (David O. Russell, 2013) -
I was initially rather impressed by the story of con artists being forced to conduct scams for the FBI against corrupt politicians in the 1970s but further reflection hasn't exactly improved my opinion of it. Sure, it's shot well and the main characters have a decent level of depth but it doesn't quite encourage me to care who comes out on top for the most part. Decent soundtrack, though.
The Fighter (David O. Russell, 2010) -
It seems like all the David O. Russell films I've seen in full are technically competent but not all that compelling.
The Fighter is the true story of an up-and-coming boxer and the complications getting in the way of his road to greatness, chief among them his screw-up brother/trainer. Decent enough to watch, but not enough here to guarantee a second viewing.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (Adam McKay, 2013) -
The follow-up to the widely-quoted cult classic about incompetent news reporters is not a thoroughly awful disappointment but it's hard to see it having the same lasting impact as the original. A lot of gags are deliberately recycled from the first film, for better (the completely random fight scene is brought back) or worse (Steve Carell's incredibly stupid weatherman is given way too much screentime and for the most part it's terrible, to say nothing of Kristen Wiig as his female counterpart) but the new gags are surprisingly decent and there's a bit of ham-fisted social commentary thrown in for good measure.
Pacific Rim (Guillermo Del Toro, 2013) -
Giant robots fighting giant monsters, huh? Sure, I'll roll with it. Some gaps in the film's internal logic, sure, but the visuals alternate between the impressive (even on DVD the film looks great) and the disappointing (some of the actual fights look kind of blurry). As far as blockbusters go, it's decent enough.
Before Midnight (Richard Linklater, 2013) -
The hype was strong as this was being considered the best of the
Before... series and fortunately it was brilliant enough to warrant it. Once again, it's mostly Jesse (Ethan Hawke) and Celine (Julie Delpy) talking to each other, though in this case the severity of the conversation escalates considerably and the entire climax of the film was amazing to watch. I'd probably pick it as the best 2013 I've seen yet (though as far as subjective favourites go I'd still give it to
The World's End).
Sudden Impact (Clint Eastwood, 1983) -
The fourth Dirty Harry film is a bit hard to judge. On the one hand, it's still continuing the kind of silliness found in the previous movies, but the decision to make the subject of Callahan's investigation a gang-rape victim systematically murdering her tormentors makes it a bit more complex than corrupt cops or crazed freedom fighters. That complexity is especially jarring in contrast with comical scenes such as Callahan chasing a perp in a bus full of seniors or tough-talking a mob boss into having a heart attack. It might deserve a 3 more than the previous two films, but something about the way it handles its material doesn't sit right with me.