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sleeping with the manager

worst way to squeeze orange juice?
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with your feet


the worst way to greet a person?



getting someone else to do it, through an e-mail, saying "it's not you" and asking "can we still be friends?"

worst way to be brutally mudered by gorillas?



Originally Posted by Distilled
with sticks
And your Worst thing is?..............
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what's the worst way to dump someone?



i'm SUPER GOOD at Jewel karaoke
after you've eaten KFC for three nights in a row.

oh...you meant in a relationship! i'd say, having a friend do it for you, over Messenger, through another friend

whats the worst way to remind yourself to take birth control?



Originally Posted by ash_is_the_gal
whats the worst way to remind yourself to take birth control?
By asking a priest to remind you.

What is the worst way to train a kid in potty training?
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Appy-polly-loggies
Ummmmmm hitting him over the head with a blunt instrument every time he craps in his pants.....

Wuts the worst way to shovel a drive way!
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May The Forks be With Us
With your tounge.

Whats the worst place to scream out racist slurs?
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Arresting your development
At a parade where a million guys are marching.


What's love got to do with it?
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everything and nothing

What's the worst joke to open with when you're giving your inaugural speech?