Well here's a challenge I'm going to fail at then! I haven't seen either film in my life!
I would stay that way. What is the point in watching movies where everyone gets hacked to pieces? Like that's so scary, anyway. I think the idea of people in hockey masks wanting to chop my head off actually sounds like a great idea. As you can see, I have this big neck brace around my neck. It hurts all the time. See if I care if you want to chop my head off. The sooner I detach from this big old aching body, the better. I wish Jason Voorhees had a number where you could call him for his services. Every time I fall asleep on the couch at home, I pray that Freddy Krueger really exists.
No.... I like good movies. Of which there are barely any of. I actually watch a lot of movies. I watch movies all day long. I HATE ALL OF THEM. The only films I ever seem to like are CARTOONS. Cartoons are easier to deal with because there's not actually any real people in them - they're all drawn by hand. You can take an eraser and erase them away if you don't like them. That's my kind of movie.