Below are 20 descriptions of characters who DIED in either a Friday the 13th film or a Nightmare on Elm Street movie.
Survivor Part X: Into the Woods
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Well here's a challenge I'm going to fail at then! I haven't seen either film in my life!
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Well here's a challenge I'm going to fail at then! I haven't seen either film in my life!
I would stay that way. What is the point in watching movies where everyone gets hacked to pieces? Like that's so scary, anyway. I think the idea of people in hockey masks wanting to chop my head off actually sounds like a great idea. As you can see, I have this big neck brace around my neck. It hurts all the time. See if I care if you want to chop my head off. The sooner I detach from this big old aching body, the better. I wish Jason Voorhees had a number where you could call him for his services. Every time I fall asleep on the couch at home, I pray that Freddy Krueger really exists.
No.... I like good movies. Of which there are barely any of. I actually watch a lot of movies. I watch movies all day long. I HATE ALL OF THEM. The only films I ever seem to like are CARTOONS. Cartoons are easier to deal with because there's not actually any real people in them - they're all drawn by hand. You can take an eraser and erase them away if you don't like them. That's my kind of movie.
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Either? There's 19 of them
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I would rather not reveal those kinds of details yet.
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What if we ask really nicely?
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This is my nephew, Ernest.
He is a total birdbrain.
He is currently in MoFo Penitentiary. I hope he never gets out.
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This is my nephew, Ernest.
He is currently in MoFo Penitentiary. I hope he never gets out.
He is currently in MoFo Penitentiary. I hope he never gets out.
So this is a documentary?
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So this is a documentary?
At least that's how I felt once Ernest got out of jail.
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It's a HORROR film.
At least that's how I felt once Ernest got out of jail.
At least that's how I felt once Ernest got out of jail.
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What did that idiot do, whack you over the head with a banana?
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There's Ernest Scared Stupid which is an actual horror film. I've never seen any of them.
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Originally Posted by Iroquois
To be fair, you have to have a fairly high IQ to understand MovieForums.com.
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There's Ernest Scared Stupid which is an actual horror film.
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He's not nice enough to do such a thing.......
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He can stay at my motel if he needs to calm down.
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You'll be thankful that motel stays are only temporary.
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You would be surprised how long it takes to clean the showers.
Why is everyone taking so long with this challenge?
They must have Ernest helping them with it.
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