Some Random Jokes

A man who won the lottery goes to an interview on some local television and the journalist asks him some random questions.
Journalist : how old are you ?
Man : 54.
Journalist: since when do you play at the lottery ?
Man: more than 20 years by now.
Journalist: have you ever won before?
Man: No, never. This would be the first time.
Journalist: are you employed ?
Man: yes I am employed.
Journalist: Where are you working ?
Man: I work at the local factory.
Journalist: are you married ?
Man: but what does it matter ?
Journalist: just asking to see if you have a spouse.
Man: yes I am married.
Journalist: to a man ?
A man from the audience screaming : how can he be married to a man ? Have you ever heard someone to be married with man ?
Man : yes I've heard someone to be married with a man.
Journalist: who is that person ?
Man: my sister

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Ha! Good one.


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