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Originally Posted by ash_is_the_gal
I talk to my cats like they are normal people, then ask them "DO you think I'm stupid for talking to someone that can't understand me? DO You? DO YOU!?!?"
That's pretty cool until they ask whether you've found God or not. Then it's a whole bunch of 'preachy' stuff made to make you feel guilty for saying the word "pussy".
Friggin' cats...so full of god.
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