The "What if...?" Game

My son would love animals even more than he does now.

What if every button on a pc's keyboard bite you everytime you typed somthing?

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

than i wouldnt be scared of coyotes.

what if rambo was your dad?

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"Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these."

Id be the 2nd best soldier on the planet.

What if eating eggs made rats eat through your stomach?

i wouldnt eat eggs.

what if we were doing something better with our time?

It'd have to be pretty spectacular to beat this.

What if I was actually a grizzly bear trained to type?

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[punches him in the face, grabs him and points his gun right at his throat] I never said anything about the FBI. She's my partner, ese. And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here, look in my eyes. [pushes barrel of the gun into his mouth and cocks it] Look at my face. If anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me, and nobody sees, nobody knows.

Then your question would look more like this:

WHasg IHF grizzzkjaug baaer rnire 2 tyspp RARRGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if the internet was invented in 1929?

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

Than it might actually work all of the time.

What if we were born without feet?

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The totally awesome and soul consuming TFH One a Day Reviews.

Hand fetishes would be "in".

What if you could shoop da whoop?

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

I might know what you just said.

What if monkies and rabbits mated to create a horrible mobbit?

Somewhere out there, Andrew Dice Clay would be heard going "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

What if you had a child at age 5?

Me? well then some kinda time travling thing would have to happen. If you mean what if a person had a child at age 5 - then well breast feeding would probably be a bitch. Just saying.


What if penguins ruled the planet?

Then Koilas would be screwed.

What if the Pillsbury Doughboy ran for president?

if the doughboy won, he would have a hard time making the president look like he knew what he was doing.................wait a second we had that for how many years with bush??

what if there was no wars?

I'd like to say "the world would be a better place" BUT, looking over the course of history, a lot of good has come from war as well. I guess we'd be peaceful and content, but we'd gradually stagnate. Progress is bred of conflict... (certainly not the Iraq conflict, though )

What if I should have just said something nice and left it at that?

there is nothing nice to say about war...

what if ramen noodles werent so addicting?

There is nothing nice to say about this war.

Anyway, they might actually have to taste good

What if we saw only black and white?

well, i do have oreos in my pantry now. but seriously, we need color our world. imagine not being able to see a red rose or see the pink of a child's face after playing in the snow.this is prolly not what you meant but its got me thinking about it like this way..


what if elvis had never died? would he still be in style?

No.

What if work didn't suck?

we would skip off to work everyday and enjoy what we do for a living.

What if there was no movies to watch?

People would murder other people just to get a bit of excitement into their lives...

What if we all had the magical powers to summon bears?

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I used to be addicted to crystal meth, now I'm just addicted to Breaking Bad.