Biggest laugh...

Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, already tired from fighting off many potential assassins in a hot and crowded Cairo market, assesses the threat of a hulking and obviously skillful swordsman, calmly pulls his pistol, nonchalantly fires a single shot felling him, and then continues looking for the kidnapped Marion Ravenwood in Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

Some of my favourite moments from Detroit Rock City

"God, If you get me out of this, I swear, I will never pull my pork again."
(Detroit rock city, when one of the characters is surrounded by dogs... several dobermans come out and threaten him menacingly, followed by a tiny little beagle)

The best line in a movie ever:

Hawk, Jam, Trip and Lex are travelling in their volvo, and see a woman walking at the side of the road, and are arguing over whether or not to pick her up.

"Dude, that's how horror movies start."
"Yeah, but isn't that also how porno movies start?"

Lastly, the classic line, when Jam yells at his mother

"I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! Lord have mercy! Mom give me back my f*cking drumsticks."

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One of god's prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind, never considered for mass production. Too weird to live... Too rare to die.

Dumb And Dumber - Where Harry and Loyd pick up "The Gas Man"
"Mock - Yeah - Ing - Yeah - Burd..." ... "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?..." ... "Your it!"

Dumb And Dumber - At the camp fire
Harry - "Loyd my hands are freezing"
Loyd - "Here I have a pair of extra gloves" (Takes off a pair of gloves with another pair underneath) "My hands are getting kinda sweaty"
When Harry strangles him for this Loyd says "Your hands are freezing"

Old School - Will Farrel tranquilized
"Your craaazy"

Old School - Will Farrel going crazy with the steel chair in the changing room

Liar Liar - Jim Carrey beating himself up in the toilets
"What are you doing?"
"I'm kickin my ass! Do ya mind!"

Dude Where's My Car? - Jesse and Chester see their tattoos.

American Pie 2 - The glue incident
Police man - "Put your hands in the air!"
Jim tries to and squeals then says "I'm glued!"
Then later Jim's dad says "Don't forget your penis cream"

American Pie 2 - Lesbians and Jim kissing Stiffler

I Am Sam - Sam falling down the steps with the cake

Three To Tango - Where they think Mathew Perry is gay
"I'm not...I didn't gay"

Shrek - Where he first meets Donkey and he won't shut up

Shallow Hall - The tail
"I have a tail"
"What like a story?"

Shallow Hall - Where Rosey breaks the steel chair

Shallow Hall - One work "Canckles"

Shallow Hall - Hall is pretending that he is ill to avoid seeing Rosey
Rosey "What's the matter?"
Hall "I have...er...CC"
Rosey "What's that?"
Hall "er...contagious conjunctivitous"
Then he puts vaseligne on his eyes

Scary Movie - Sindy is trying to prove that she isn't crazy
"I'm not crazy!" Then she runs away waving her hands in the air.
This happens so much in movies.

Interview With The Vampire - Lestat dancing with the dead lady

Meet The Parents - Everytime Robert De Niro says "Focker"
(Martha Focker)

There's Something About Mary - I litraly couldn't stop laughing through the whole movie

Me Myself And Irene - Everything that Jim Carrey says or does.

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In Tyler We Trust

In me myself and irene, when Charlie has just woken up from His alter ego and Irene having sex and he finds the dildo, he wobbles it and makes it talk. This scene was too funny.

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Undercoverlovers 100 REDUX

Jerry Springer scene in Austin Powers 2.

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"When I was younger, I always wanted to be somebody. Now that I'm older, I realise I should've been more specific."

"I'm freaking out man" super troopers

• The Apple Dumpling Gang - 3 kids are in a mine and an earthquake starts. The little girl grabs a huge brace to try to keep from falling down. Her brother sees her and says, "STOP it, Celia!!"
• Bandits - yeah... "Beavers and ducks!" Priceless.
• Bridget Jones' Diary - the granny panties thing
• Finding Nemo - Ellen Degeneris getting Nemo's name wrong repeatedly had me in hysterics by the time she got to "Bingo".
• 2 Days In The Valley - ok, I have a slightly sick sense of humor, but there's a perfectly timed thud, when Teri Hatcher is shot at twice and then runs into traffic (off-screen) and is hit by a car. 1...2...3. Yeah, forget I mentioned that one.
• Something About Mary - the 'hair gel', and the musicians: the drummer losing it in the mariachi scene, and the end when one of them gets.... well, there's another twisted moment I found hilarious. I'm stopping now.

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

The Rundown...when both the rock and sean william scott were paralyzed and were telling the monkeys to go away in thier funny little voices.

the part in 'The Girl Next Door' after Matt has just seen the porno.

Matt: Eli I like this girl.......
Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her!!
Think of JFK dude, you know he'd tap that ass!

and the part where Matt's walking away and Eli comes out the door and shouts...

Eli: God dammit Matt if you don't f*ck her i'll kill myself!! F*ck her for me Matt, FOR ME!!!!

that was hilarious.

The latest laugh I had was at the expense of Bad Santa.. When the midget gets a shot to the jewels and he falls down then pulls a see-saw technique.Or in the remake for Dawn of the Dead.. when the chinese zombie comes running at the door in the beginning.

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Hmmm...

-Jack Black in "Anchorman." he's only in one scene of the movie, but i was laughing so hard for like even two minutes after he was off screen. That was priceless.

-The ending scene in "Life Of Brian" where they have the musical sequence all on crucifixes. (why couldn't "The Passion of the Christ" have ended like this?)

-Hellboy, yeah there's a scene that cracks me up every time in Hellboy, where hes on the back of the subway and the conductor is trying to knock him off with a fire extinguisher...
"OW! Knock it off!"
such a hilariously understated line.

-Anything Jason Lee says or does in Chasing Amy is hilarious....

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"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

https://shawnsmovienight.blogspot.com/

Anything Jason Lee does is gold.

I think the last time I laughed really hard during a film was while watching Death to Smoochy . It was the part where Edward Norton whips out the cookie shaped like a penis, and says it's a rocket, and then Robin Williams comes out and yells "It's a COCK, you pervert!....."

I love that film.

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"If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."

All of Me Myself and Irene

Running away from the skeleton scene in scary movie 2

I Robot "Oh i'm sorry i'm allergic to bullshlit"

^No one could of said it better.

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Seaside Shack

the scenes with the french people in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and the Knights who say Ni

'And there was great rejoicing...*mumbles* wahey'

Happy Gilmore:Happy and Bob Barker fight scene.

Road Trip:Horacio Sans removing the powdered sugar off Kyles french toast.
Hot Nurse "milking the prostate"
I can go on and on with this movie.

American Pie:Stiflers Mom:I got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stiflers Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.

Michelle: whats my name...say my name B*itch.
Jim:Michelle ...MICHELLE!

CaddyShack:The Pool Scene."DOODY!!!!"

So many more to list.

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Some of my Favorite Movies,
LOTR,Return of the King
The Shawshank Redemption
Legends of the Fall
BraveHeart
American History X

"Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle"

When Kumar was daydreaming about the bag of marijuana.

I almost choked on my popcorn.

Some of my favorite funny moments in film include:

• Paul is describing his vividly bizarre dream to Ben outside the party thinking he is not being listened to, then when he finishes his description, Jelly exclaims, “That's ****in' weird.” – Analyze This
• Cowboy’s sit around the campfire eating beans and making beautiful music. – Blazing Saddles
• Little John falls into the creek and starts screaming that he can’t swim. – Robin Hood: Men in Tights
• Ron Burgundy says, “It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.” – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
• Lloyd and Harry go to the fundraiser playing pretend swords. Then, when Harry isn’t looking, Lloyd gets a running start and hammers Harry on the backs of his legs with his cane. – Dumb & Dumber
• Slim Pickens rides the bomb. – Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Puss-in-Boots attacks Shrek only to cough up a hairball and do an Alien impersonation. – Shrek 2
• Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
  Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
  [A croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
  Croupier: Your winnings, sir. – Casablanca
• Elsie Mae Adele Brunch Sousé: What's the matter, Pop? Don't you love me?
  [raising his hand in anger]
  Egbert Sousé (W. C. Fields): Certainly I love you!
  Agatha Sousé: Don't you dare strike that child!
  Egbert Sousé: She's not gonna tell ME I don't love her. – The Bank Dick
• …and just about every single line and skit from both Life of Brian and Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Spaceballs is a CLASSIC but one that many have not heard of was National Lampoons Loaded Weapon 2. With Emilio Estevez and Samuel L jackson SO FUNNY

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Now I got that feeling once again.
I can't explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb