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Why did Michael Jackson throw the alarm clock out the window?


He didn't want it to wake up the boy beside him.



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Originally Posted by TheOne
okay jackos on a boat with nothing but little boys all of the sudden the boat hits an ice burg and it begins too sink the captin yells come lets get out of here. jack asks. what about the kids. cap. says screw the kids. Jacko asks do we still have time


I had to read the last two sentences twice in order to get it. Good one!
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