Secret of Happy Married Life Joke
John asked Billy, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Billy said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
John asked, "Can you explain?"
Billy said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each others decisions."
Still not convinced, John asked him, "Give me some examples"
Billy said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
John asked, "Then what is your role?"
Billy said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Syria, whether the European Union should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these."
John asked Billy, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Billy said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
John asked, "Can you explain?"
Billy said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each others decisions."
Still not convinced, John asked him, "Give me some examples"
Billy said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
John asked, "Then what is your role?"
Billy said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Syria, whether the European Union should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these."