The Rhyming Game

Ok easy , look at the rules.

e.g

I would post

"One lovely day as the sun went down I began to close my eyes,"

Then the next person could post

"I dreamed of starships crashing down and people saying goodbyes"

and they also start the next line for the next person. ok?

here we go


"I got out of bed one early morn and poured a cup of tea"

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instrumental rock band that I am in.

"It went straight through my system and made me go pee."

"Most of it went into the toilet and down the drain."

Some showered the floor. That warm, amber rain.

It was so pretty; the puddle, my feet.

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r66-The member who always asks WHY?

"So I decided to lick some up, it tasted pretty sweet."

" I wrapped a towel around my head and looked for my clean socks"

Suddenly, a rapping at the door: three hollow knocks.

"Come on, " she said, "I'm already late."

damn, I didn't even have time to masturbate.

"oh what the hell" I said as I gave it a few tugs

"I had a fantasy about the lead singer of madness, Suggs"

"The door opened wide and to my surprise"

my wife stood standing there with wide eyes

"what the hell are you doing to yourself" she screamed

Ignoring her, i closed my eyes and dreamed

of the lead singer of maddness kissing me ever so gently

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Seek me, for comfort, call me, for Solace, I'll be waiting, for the end of my broken heart..

Plus a lady fan of PimpDaShizzle V2.0 and Most importantly JRS

and a guy at my crotch, he looked like Wes Bentley.

Lost in an erotic fantasy, my toes curled and red

"I decided to let it out so Wes could be fed"

And then as I zipped up I heard a faint mutter"

"My neighbor was in the kitchen, and my wife had the butter."

"She spread it on his thighs, his hips and his chest."

He looked less like Mr. Bentley, and more like Mama Celeste.

The buttering was a turn-on, a real kinky schtick.

It got me hot and bothered, so I whipped out my............................... butterknife.

then the three of us stood there, me holding my knife

butterknife doesn't rhyme with schtick. try DICK. it's sexier.

"Then along came a spider and gobbled up my wife"

"Due to the shock I fell down to my knees"

"when i stood up i was chased by bee's"

"Whatever is so going on"

In an instant the image was gone.

Back in reality, after having that trip.

I had just finished some beans, so I let one rip.

Lucky for me I was in the bathroom

"my mother was downstairs whistling a tune"

"I fell down the loo and went for a swim"