Who would you fight?

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Paris Hilton. Bring it on...
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I wouldn't ever want to go looking to fight a grizzly bear, but if I came across on in the woods while I was camping or hiking I'd fight it with everything. Sticks, rocks, fists, everything. It's the way I hope to leave this earth. Fighting a grizzly bear. You'll know it fought me because it'll be missing a testicle.

This bear has no missing parts but it is freakin' huge.
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Celebrity: Kevin Costner. Gawd i hate that guy.

Historical Figure: Christopher Columbus (slave-trading bastard!)
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I wouldn't ever want to go looking to fight a grizzly bear, but if I came across on in the woods while I was camping or hiking I'd fight it with everything. Sticks, rocks, fists, everything. It's the way I hope to leave this earth. Fighting a grizzly bear. You'll know it fought me because it'll be missing a testicle.

This bear has no missing parts but it is freakin' huge.
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He is possibly the worst person on TV
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John McCain

I'd really like to test him.
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Who would YOU fight? They can be alive or dead, a celebrity or non, a historical figure, etc.
Celebrity: Dr. Smith from the TV show, Lost in Space.

The guy just bugged me.
I hated him.
Whiny, scheming, little wimp.
I would probably resort to hitting him with furniture found on the Jupiter 2.

"Doctor Zachary Smith (Jonathan Harris): Doctor Zachary Smith is ostensibly a specialist in environmental and intergalactic psychology, is actually an enemy agent (these roles are dropped early in the series). His attempt to sabotage the mission strands him aboard the Jupiter 2. He begins as sinister, but while never losing his self-serving qualities, he evolves into passive-aggressive, often cowardly and effeminate behavior as comic relief. He frequently trades barbs with the Robot and Major West. He was often portrayed as the typical 'mad scientist' of science fiction comics."


Historical Figure: That guy currently in charge of North Korea.
Whats his name? The current leader is Kim Jong-il.


His clothes are jacked-up more than mine, and I feel he should do more for his people.
I would pummel him with a wiffle bat.

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Paris Hilton ggrrr she annoys me...
I think she would put up with a hell of a fight. I guess she already had to beat off a lot of gang rape guys (or maybe she would just join without questioning ) Oh well, let me know when you're beating her up, Ill join you (I'll bring de nunchucks!! )