Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Ask Victoria.

What’s the deal with the man with the foolish grin?

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

He s keeping a perfect still until Prohibition is over.

If a Swede won't crawl off to sleep in the bath, do you think a Norwegian would?

There is Nor-way he would.

Who would have made a better Rugby player Pele or Maradona?

Madonna, she could sign her way to a home run.

Creamy or chunky milk?

Neither. Chocolate only.

You’re asking me will our love grow?

I don t know. I ve lost my sense of ESP and I just don t know (I do know that I just luvvvvvvv Stritchley and we're having more than our fair share of fun&#128540

Do you believe in yesterday?

P s those numbers after 'fun' were posted by auto correct not me

Do you believe in autocorrect?

I used to believe in yesterday, but it no longer exists.


Luck Autocorrect -- it's full of ship! er, Pluck Autocorrect, it's full of suit! er, . . . AAAARRRGGH!!


How many Albert Halls does it take to fill a hole?

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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

14. Exactly 13.

What does a fool believe?

No one knows, not even the wise man has that power.

If he tries and he tries and he tries and he tries, how come he can't get no satisfaction?

He's trying too hard.

Why does Akira have three Spanish dubs?

Porque cuatro es demasiado.


Who do I turn to when there is no toilet paper?

The rabbit. Hey, it worked for the bear.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, where the hell did all the animals go?

They all got squashed under the Tree.

Why are Tree Leaves green and not fluorescent Pink?

They are fluorescent pink. What are you smoking?!


Is it safe to jam a Q-Tip deep into someone else's ear?

Only if they are dead.

Why is Water so wet?

So the fish can play volleyball without a net.

Does an amoeba have a cell phone?

Sure does. I speak to him all the time.

What do you want if you don’t want money?

Whatever else is available here, there and everywhere

If you don 't let the sun catch you crying, do you let the moon catch you laughing?