On Herschel! On Schlomo! Hanukkah Harry is Here!

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Happy Hanukkah from Hanukkah Harry! May your checkbooks be balanced and your socks as white as the snow of the season. Oy! Cottage cheese for all!

Scott: We were just too excited, we couldn't sleep!

Christine: Yeah We're sorry. It doesn't mean we won't get any toys, does it?

Hanukkah Harry: What?! For insomnia? Don't be silly. Try some warm milk, or bananas.. they have a little tryptophan, put you out like a light!
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Happy Hanukkah!



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When I Die Bury Me Upside Down So The World Can Kiss My A$$.



A novel adaptation.
A tad late, perhaps. All of us heathans got done celebrating Channuka over a week ago.
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