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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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JP's Reviews
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JPRetana
JP's Reviews
BEAST 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQMc7Sq36mI
I think the key to figuring out this movie is an early scene in which one of the characters is wearing a Jurassic Park shirt. This must be the...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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The Painting (Le Tableau)
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JPRetana
The Painting (Le Tableau)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Vtk9jhfmw
3.5
Le Tableau is a rather clever pastiche of Romeo and Juliet and The Wizard of Oz. It’s also a palimpsest, rich in content and meaning below the...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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Bad Company (1995)
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JPRetana
Bad Company (1995)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WBdyJAihWI
3
Bad Company is basically the neo-noir version of Deep Cover, released three years earlier; both films star Laurence Fishburne (reminding us that his...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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2
Undisputed
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JPRetana
Undisputed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Diy3fuwhxQw
1.5
A very good movie could be made with Wesley Snipes, Ving Rhames, Michael Rooker, Wes Studi and Peter Falk; Undisputed is not that movie, and the...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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Undisputed II: Last Man Standing
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JPRetana
Undisputed II: Last Man Standing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGVavZQmZjU
0.5
Undisputed 2: Last Man Standing is a rather ironic sequel, but I'm afraid the irony is entirely accidental. The fights here are definitely illegal,...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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Blood and Bone
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JPRetana
Blood and Bone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyOtQr5u-uY
1
Blood and Bone reminds me of a character in The Boondocks who had an irrational fear of going to jail and being anally raped. Here's an action movie...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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Get Rich or Die Tryin'
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JPRetana
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG46_SvgtRI
1
Get Rich or Die Tryin' reminds me of the apocryphal Chinese curse 'may you live in interesting times'. The most interesting thing that has happened to...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009)
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JPRetana
0 The only thing that’s beyond a reasonable...
0
The only thing that’s beyond a reasonable doubt here is this movie’s stupidity. The film opens with District Attorney Mark Hunter (Michael Douglas) addressing the jury at a murder trial: “The...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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The Island of Dr. Moreau
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JPRetana
The Island of Dr. Moreau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8tVk61sHsQ
2
Rumors about The Island of Dr. Moreau’s suckage have been greatly exaggerated. The real problem with this film isn't so much that it's bad, but that...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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Dorian Gray Review
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JPRetana
0 It's a shame that such a theoretically...
0
It's a shame that such a theoretically perfect Dorian Gray as Stuart Townsend was wasted on The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Sure, at 31, Townsend was arguably too old for the role in 2003,...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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November (2017 Estonian horror film)
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JPRetana
November (2017 Estonian horror film)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6nXObRVhRc
3
In the real world, magical thinking is a type of fallacy and a source of many superstitions, but in a film like November, it can be the difference...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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Madonna and the Breakfast Club
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JPRetana
Madonna and the Breakfast Club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwHuHiEIB6Y
0
Madonna and the Breakfast Club is ostensibly a documentary about Madonna's days as a starving artist in New York with her first band, the titular....
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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Seize the Night
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JPRetana
Seize the Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SiB4HFQ9Lo
1.5
Seize the Night is a modest affair. How modest? A character points to the Hollywood sign but there’s no cut to a shot of the landmark (not even stock...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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I'm Thinking of Ending Things (Netflix)
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JPRetana
4 Plot-wise, I’m Thinking of Ending Things is...
4
Plot-wise, I’m Thinking of Ending Things is deceptively simple — and yet it likes to dance around its subject, figuratively an literally; towards the end there is an actual interpretive dance...
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Movie Reviews
09-13-22
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Palm Springs review
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JPRetana
Palm Springs
0
According to Roger Ebert, "When you find yourself needing the phrase This is like Groundhog Day to explain how you feel, a movie has accomplished something." And when you need the phrase 'this is...
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Movie Reviews
09-12-22
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Marvel's Disney's Chloe Zhao's Eternals
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JPRetana
Eternals
0
The Eternals have lived on Earth for 7,000 years. That’s a long time, but their movie somehow manages to feel even longer than that. Now, if the Eternals predate the Avengers by a few millennia,...
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Movie Reviews
09-12-22
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2
Prisoners
Posted By
JPRetana
Prisoners (2013)
3.0
Prisoners is a carefully constructed labyrinth, deceptively simple and very clever. The material was nothing new even when the film was released, but director Denis Villeneuve (pre-Dune) and...
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Movie Reviews
09-12-22
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The Suicide Squad
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JPRetana
The Suicide Squad (2021)
0.5
The Suicide Squad is to Suicide Squad what McDowell's is to McDonald's. Suicide Squad had Deadshot, The Suicide Squad has Bloodsport. Suicide Squad had a computer generated anthropomorphic...
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Movie Reviews
09-12-22
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Black Widow (2021)
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JPRetana
Black Widow
0.5
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) takes enough physical punishment to kill a baby elephant, after which she just downs some ibuprofen and she's good as new. Watching this movie,...
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Movie Reviews
09-12-22
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Zodiac
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JPRetana
Zodiac
2
Two years before Zodiac, Capote depicted Truman Capote making a fuss about possibly not having an ending for his seminal true crime novel In Cold Blood. Robert Graysmith, on whose non-fiction...
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Movie Reviews
09-12-22
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5
Baby Driver (2017)
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JPRetana
Baby Driver
There is an episode of Tales from the Crypt wherein the protagonist’s conscience sounds just like – and is played by – Sam Kinison. OH! OH! AAAUGH! This is only slightly worse than tinnitus but still...
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Movie Reviews
09-12-22
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214
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
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JPRetana
Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
Like the Tate-LaBianca murders, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is a senseless massacre; and like Charles Manson's Helter Skelter scenario, the film's script is but the incoherent ranting and raving of...
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Movie Reviews
09-12-22
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55
Spider-Man: No Way Home
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JPRetana
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Spider-Man: No Way Home is like the proverbial blind squirrel that finds a nut every now and then, except that it doesn’t so much find them as it steals them from another squirrel’s hoard. The...
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Movie Reviews
09-12-22
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159
The Batman (2022)
Posted By
JPRetana
The Batman (2022)
The Batman is not a terribly bad movie, but it would be twice as good if it were half as long. How a film that likes to take shortcuts – especially with the Riddler’s ‘riddles’ – can still take...
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