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Forum: Movie Reviews 05-19-24
Replies: 2,245
The MoFo Top 100 Neo-noir Countdown
Posted By Joel
Thanks, bro. I used to have brains. It was...

Thanks, bro. I used to have brains. It was surreal looking at my review. Didn't recognize myself. Thank you for reminding me about my good taste and observations about movies. Damn. LOL!
Forum: Movie Reviews 05-19-24
Replies: 0
Old Dads
Posted By Joel
Old Dads

Bill Burr has vision for his debut as director. The mainstream consensus is that this film was too thick of line divided between generational gaps.

The truth is that this film feathered the gaps....
Forum: General Movie Discussion 12-26-22
Replies: 84,607
Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By Joel
Puppetmaster Vs Demonic Toys. 3 popcorns ...

Puppetmaster Vs Demonic Toys. 3 popcorns


it's rare i enjoy a post 1989 corey feldman but he seemed to be having fun making this full moon feature and his co star was so hot.

an awful movie...
Forum: Movie Reviews 05-20-22
Replies: 4,798
Important: Gideon58's Reviews
Posted By Joel
I'd planned on seeing this again. I was in my...

I'd planned on seeing this again. I was in my early to mid 30's when I took in all of Cassavetes' films,..10 years later I am thinking they would be a bit better for me. Nice review, as always!
Forum: General Movie Discussion 11-06-20
Replies: 319
2020 Halloween Challenge
Posted By Joel
This is all I needed to read to avoid this film. ...

This is all I needed to read to avoid this film.

What a tragic waste.
Replies: 684
Who Will be Our Next President?
Posted By Joel
The alternative was a a really easy target, so I...

The alternative was a a really easy target, so I assume that helped with the whole "moral high ground" pitch to us.
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-06-20
Replies: 556
Important: Joel's Reviews
Posted By Joel
Decoder (1984) German art film from early...

Decoder (1984)

German art film from early 80's offers tons of seemingly unrelated micro imagery, gel blends by lighting, and graphic violence.

The story doesn't make a lot of sense, and the...
Replies: 684
Who Will be Our Next President?
Posted By Joel
To me it just seems like the dnc used the shiny,...

To me it just seems like the dnc used the shiny, distracting umbrella of "vote orange bad out" to be able to convince ppl to vote Harris's ridiculous platform. Wishy wash on energy industry, play...
Replies: 684
Who Will be Our Next President?
Posted By Joel
Sadly for me I think it may be Biden. I've been...

Sadly for me I think it may be Biden. I've been down too many rabbit holes to talk about, but for the past 8 months I've been investigating dialog and both sides. Trump is a deeply flawed man, but...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 12-06-19
Replies: 62
Why do filmmakers choose to sell to Netflix instead of theaters?
Posted By Joel
It's funny how television and movies can...

It's funny how television and movies can represent a generation only a fraction of it true. Millenials get a really bad rap and if you go by tv and movies you can see why. But there are so many...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 12-06-19
Replies: 62
Why do filmmakers choose to sell to Netflix instead of theaters?
Posted By Joel
That's kind of freaky. The sad thing is that I...

That's kind of freaky. The sad thing is that I mostly agree. There are creative younger wave ppl out there depending on where you live, but things do tend to migrate more towards an insulated,...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 11-03-19
Replies: 123
Which was the best ever war movie?
Posted By Joel
It's the whole "selling out" mentality. But if...

It's the whole "selling out" mentality. But if it's good then it's good, and most ppl can recognize something good when they see it. Apparently not the certain sect, though haha
Forum: General Movie Discussion 10-26-19
Replies: 0
The Witch in the Window
Posted By Joel
The Witch in the Window

As anti climactic as this film may be I still thought it was very well handled by the actors, and there was just enough restraint to make the scary parts work extremely well. I rate this one very...
Forum: Movie Reviews 10-26-19
Replies: 166
October Horror Movie Challenge: 31 in 31.
Posted By Joel
To be honest I didn't like it at all the first...

To be honest I didn't like it at all the first time I saw it. It's something I curiously watched again decades later on dvd and blu ray that hit the right spot at the right time. There's no denying...
Forum: Movie Reviews 10-26-19
Replies: 4,798
Important: Gideon58's Reviews
Posted By Joel
I personally love this movie because of its...

I personally love this movie because of its laziness and accidental charm.

The writing is atrocious but the cast really throws some jazz down.

"He's feeding me information and I'm saying yes!"
Forum: Movie Reviews 10-26-19
Replies: 6,948
Important: Citizen Rules...Cinemaesque Chat-n-Review
Posted By Joel
LOL!

LOL!
Forum: Movie Reviews 10-26-19
Replies: 166
October Horror Movie Challenge: 31 in 31.
Posted By Joel
Interesting. I'm not sure a movie like this has...

Interesting. I'm not sure a movie like this has much of anything to say aside from whatever comes to mind when it's cooking up it's ridiculousness.

I personally loved the movie, and the theme...
Forum: Movie Reviews 10-26-19
Replies: 556
Important: Joel's Reviews
Posted By Joel
Dolemite is my Name (2019) Eddie is back in...

Dolemite is my Name (2019)

Eddie is back in hard R rated territory finally after decades of pg-13 maximum. I guess he was being a good dad and not making filth flarn, flarn filth in those years.
...
Forum: Upcoming Movies & Sequels 09-29-19
Replies: 19
STALLONE AND KURT RUSSELL SPEAKING ABOUT ‘TANGO & CASH’ SEQUEL
Posted By Joel
Very odd idea for a sequel. I wouldn't count...

Very odd idea for a sequel.

I wouldn't count on this actually happening.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 09-26-19
Replies: 84,607
Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By Joel
"Bottlerocket" would be a solid start. If...

"Bottlerocket" would be a solid start.

If you forget everything you've seen him in and just start from zero w/ this film - all the rest falls right into place. This is how I was fortunate enough...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 08-10-19
Replies: 76
Is Hollywood afraid of the female form nowadays?
Posted By Joel
Hollywood is just afraid of being even more...

Hollywood is just afraid of being even more exposed for being the evil it's always been. It's a simple answer. Cater to the feminists to avoid picket lines on opening weekend.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 08-10-19
Replies: 28
Nolan Copycats
Posted By Joel
I think anyone who would copy Nolan isn't even...

I think anyone who would copy Nolan isn't even worth a discussion. With that said, BR2049 was a solid effort and reminded me nothing of Nolan.

But yawn..
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 07-25-19
Replies: 26
RIP Rutger Hauer
Posted By Joel
Re: RIP Rutger Hauer

Very sad. Always felt he was very special. Underutilized in film, but effectively used in some poweful films, too.
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 07-24-19
Replies: 96
What is wrong with jake gyllenhal
Posted By Joel
Re: What is wrong with jake gyllenhal

Hes not gene hackman or dustin hoffman. Lets focus on genetics. Moronic
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 07-22-19
Replies: 5
Most Ridiculous Hype Written Or Said About An Artist
Posted By Joel
Re: Most Ridiculous Hype Written Or Said About An Artist

Kanye is a genius beatmaker/producer. Clearly written by someone whos out of their league and knows nothing about what theyre talking about.

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