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Battlestar Galactica: Final Season (SPOILERS)
Posted By NimChimpsky
Re: Battlestar Galactica: Final Season (SPOILERS)

Kara's viper and body had to be moved to earth so as to transmit the signal that would bring the alliance. They absolutely had to find bad earth first, or none of the myriad events and states of...
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Battlestar Galactica: Final Season (SPOILERS)
Posted By NimChimpsky
Re: Battlestar Galactica: Final Season (SPOILERS)

As an athiest, I find it hilarious that I'm defending divine influence and its role in this show against overtly religious people. Somewhere, Richard Dawkins has the shakes.

I understand why many...
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Battlestar Galactica: Final Season (SPOILERS)
Posted By NimChimpsky
Re: Battlestar Galactica: Final Season (SPOILERS)

Divine explanation for certain events and resolutions is only "deus ex machina" if introduced out of nowhere in the final act. Think of Chekov's rule of storytelling: a gun introduced in the first...
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The DaVinci Code (The concept, not the movie or book)
Posted By NimChimpsky
I'm sorry, but keeping an 'open mind' in regards...

I'm sorry, but keeping an 'open mind' in regards to the prophecies of Nostradamus is like keeping an open mind about Rorschach tests.

Here's my vision of the future. I can see it clearly. Keep...
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The DaVinci Code (The concept, not the movie or book)
Posted By NimChimpsky
The idea that Christ sired a youngling is not...

The idea that Christ sired a youngling is not far-fetched, though little (and by little, I mean zero) evidence to exists to support this; however, in all fairness, little evidence exists to prove...
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Should Disney sue Michael Jackson?
Posted By NimChimpsky
Au contraire; I think Michael Jackson should sue...

Au contraire; I think Michael Jackson should sue Disney for whitewashing child molestation out of its stories. How glorious The Hunchback of Notre Dame film would have been, for example, if only he...
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It is 12:00 do you know where your mind is?
Posted By NimChimpsky
Funny, I was about to post this same question,...

Funny, I was about to post this same question, but then it occurred to me: I'M BURIED IN OAK PARK CEMETARY. I've been dead for 15 years. ::cue lightning::
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Where Do You Think They Go?
Posted By NimChimpsky
What do you mean 'where are the children'? ...

What do you mean 'where are the children'? They're dead. This isn't a movie. People don't kidnap people to hold them prisoner. They either demand ransom or kill them.
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Sometimes when alone I look at myself in the mirror, naked, for hours on end.
Posted By NimChimpsky
Novelty-- Out of curiosity, why were we trying...

Novelty--
Out of curiosity, why were we trying to get Yoda back again? I've seriously had a more rewarding time PMing with guitardedboy.
Replies: 49
Sometimes when alone I look at myself in the mirror, naked, for hours on end.
Posted By NimChimpsky
You treat your subjects as nothing more than...

You treat your subjects as nothing more than numbers? You are cold. You are cold and hard.
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This Forum Doesn't Have Enough Tori Amos Threads
Posted By NimChimpsky
Hopefully. Lately the only girls I've been into...

Hopefully. Lately the only girls I've been into are all massively turned on by lumps of scar tissue.
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Happy 14 Posts, VeryBigBuns!!!
Posted By NimChimpsky
Just between you and me and the walls and the sky...

Just between you and me and the walls and the sky and God up above, I think Caitlyn is Django! ROFLMAO!
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Sometimes when alone I look at myself in the mirror, naked, for hours on end.
Posted By NimChimpsky
You should. There are inevitable comparisons to...

You should. There are inevitable comparisons to L'Avventura, but it's much better, IMHFO.

Have you seen Paris, Texas?
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This Forum Doesn't Have Enough Tori Amos Threads
Posted By NimChimpsky
Lemony!

Lemony!
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Sometimes when alone I look at myself in the mirror, naked, for hours on end.
Posted By NimChimpsky
Your words today have moved me. Favorite...

Your words today have moved me.

Favorite movies: Magnolia (Anderson), Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (Nichols), Barton Fink (Coen), Mulholland Drive (Lynch), Apocalypse Now (Coppola), Picnic at...
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Happy 14 Posts, VeryBigBuns!!!
Posted By NimChimpsky
Happy 14 Posts, VeryBigBuns!!!

Congrat-u-ma-lations!!
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Poll: Is Yoda a Fascist?
Posted By NimChimpsky
No. In fact, no. [b] I'm...

No.



In fact, no.

[b]

I'm terrified of confrontation. Also: verb conjugation.
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Poll: Is Yoda a Fascist?
Posted By NimChimpsky
Is Yoda a Fascist?

He just deleted a rather harmless thread. I think human pregancy terrifies him.

Thoughts?
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This Forum Doesn't Have Enough Tori Amos Threads
Posted By NimChimpsky
Okay, I no longer reek of Febreeze. That was a...

Okay, I no longer reek of Febreeze. That was a very long shower.

After reading this thread, however, I reek of disappointment.
Replies: 49
Sometimes when alone I look at myself in the mirror, naked, for hours on end.
Posted By NimChimpsky
Unless your favorite movie is titled...

Unless your favorite movie is titled 'Intermission: Miscellaneous Chat', I'm curious what standards you're holding us to.
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Quote of the Day - Sunday, July 13, 2003
Posted By NimChimpsky
Dean/Clark. Dig it.

Dean/Clark. Dig it.
Replies: 17
This Forum Doesn't Have Enough Tori Amos Threads
Posted By NimChimpsky
This Forum Doesn't Have Enough Tori Amos Threads

I aim to change that in a matter of minutes. Okay, actually this will be my sole contribution to that effort, and really, I'm not even going to talk about Tori, I'm going to talk about showers, one...
Replies: 4
The liberal secular humanist thread
Posted By NimChimpsky
Dignity of man! Dignity of woman! Dignity of Yoda!

Dignity of man! Dignity of woman! Dignity of Yoda!
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The Thread In Which I Introduce Myself Using Made-Up Italian
Posted By NimChimpsky
I demand shoddy returns!

I demand shoddy returns!
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The Thread In Which I Introduce Myself Using Made-Up Italian
Posted By NimChimpsky
The Thread In Which I Introduce Myself Using Made-Up Italian

Oh di amio. Yo devo my armchair-o. Howa youa doinga? It's a-me, Mario.

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