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Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 02:38 PM
MoFo-Wikipedia

Why doesn't this exist though? Long detailed articles of the Neg-Rep years and the 90's Ace Conflict :laugh:

Sounds like a new thread idea.

TONGO
08-17-16, 02:38 PM
Please pick a movie and lets do a guessing game duel in thread instead :)

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 02:41 PM
It will be great satire TONGO :p

Exactly. You could make it funny by sounding just like a Trump supporter. You just have to sound SERIOUS. I'll be fine with a post that's serious, but funny because of how serious it is. Pretend you're a Donald Trump supporter alt account.

If you're scared to post it, ask someone else to post it for you. Now there's an idea.

I swear I'll mostly judge based on the content of the post more than where you post it.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 02:43 PM
Come on, TONGO. Everybody wants to see your best Donald Trump supporter impression. Think of the attention this is gathering. This is Sexy Celebrity levels of attention. Give your audience what they want! I'm doing this for you. I'm allowing all kinds of things to make this easier for you. But you have to do it.

TONGO
08-17-16, 03:08 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KJTFBZcb1m0/UTznUjwF_WI/AAAAAAAAqVA/dI31xu3toIo/s1600/samuel-l-jackson-django-unchained-closeup-16x9.jpg

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 03:19 PM
TONGO's work is up in the Donald Trump thread. Everybody - go check it out. You guys should help me decide which post you like more -- TONGO's or MonnoM's. Influence my decision. Influence me.

Topsy
08-17-16, 03:37 PM
Good Job Tongo
https://media.giphy.com/media/v6iIoHZeYUtHy/giphy.gif

we have different ideas of gorgeous though...

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 03:51 PM
I want in on the chainsaw challenge! Let's make it a three way round of death, with only 1 survivor.

I just posted my write up on Donald Trump in the Trump for president thread. I meant every word of it too. I'm willing to put my post up against Tongo and MonnoM, may the best Trump supporter win.

CosmicRunaway
08-17-16, 03:53 PM
I want in on the chainsaw challenge! Let's make it a three way round of death, with only 1 survivor. [...]
I'm willing to put my post up against Tongo and MonnoM, may the best Trump supporter win.
Please do. This could be exciting.

http://www.macleans.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/MAC01_TRUDEAU03.png

MonnoM
08-17-16, 03:57 PM
I read Tongo's essay, impressive work.

http://taylorstrategy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/TrumpHair.jpghttp://taylorstrategy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/TrumpHair.jpghttp://taylorstrategy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/TrumpHair.jpghttp://taylorstrategy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/TrumpHair.jpg

4/5 Trumps.

I won't even bother, you've earned it this round.




MonnoM, out!

CiCi
08-17-16, 04:05 PM
Survivor 1:

Rauldc14
TheUsualSuspect
JiraffeJustin
Miss Vicky
Cobpyth
Swan
Daniel M
Frightened Inmate # 2
Donniedarko
Sci-Fi Slob
Hit Girl -
Skepsis
Seanc-
Bluedeed
Teeter_g
Rhys
Sexy Celebrity
Nebbit

Survivor 2:

Masterman
Daniel M
Godoggo
SeanC
Teeter G
Swan
Movieman
TheUsualSuspect
Jiraffejustin
Sexy Celebrity
Sci Fi Slob
Donniedarko
Rhys
Cobpyth
Destiny
Hit Girl

Survivor 3:

Rauld
Hit Girl (
Emmimaki
Wintertriangles
Seanc
Tongo
7thson
Slob
Nostromo
Derek
Optimus
Sedai
Donnie Darko
Daniel M
TheUsualSuspect
Mr. Sparkle
Jack
Cobpyth

Survivor 4:

Rhys
Nope
Raul
SC
Camo
Suspect
Swan
Wolfsbane
CiCi
Optimus
Gatsby
7thson
Daniel M
Sci Fi Slob
Hit Girl
Sean C
Halfangel

Survivor 5:

Rhys
JJ
Raul
Gatsby
Rodent
Camo
TONGO
Optimus
7thson
Halfangel
Daniel
SC
Cole
Cobpyth
CiCi

Fixed :p

And I love how the premise of this duel, Sexy! I shat my pants whenever someone had a duel belt in the ones I was in because it was always movie guessing, and I was bloody dire at that :lol:

TONGO
08-17-16, 04:05 PM
I read Tongo's essay, impressive work.

4/5 Trumps.

I won't even bother, you've earned it this round.

MonnoM, out!

yeah yay. I can take it down now :)

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 04:07 PM
Since MonnoM is too scared to pick up the chainsaw........

MonnoM has been ELIMINATED
from SURVIVOR VI.

MonnoM is 6th place.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26645&stc=1&d=1471460828

Congratulations, TONGO. You are moving on.

SURVIVOR VI: ELECTION YEAR

12th place: tatmmw2
11th place: Hit Girl
10th place: Omnizoa
9th place: Topsy
8th place: rauldc14
7th place: Friendly Mushroom!
6th place: MonnoM

THE FINAL FIVE:

Citizen Rules
CosmicRunaway
donniedarko
seanc
TONGO

tatmmw2
08-17-16, 04:08 PM
Oh well. You just gave away the challenge in the thread now anyway. I can imagine Yoda looking in here now thinking "what the hell is this game?". Reminds me of that Lion King meme, "What's that dark place over there?", "That's the Survivor thread, Yoda, never go there" :p

https://i.imgflip.com/192ykp.jpg

tatmmw2
08-17-16, 04:08 PM
Here I will show you guys how you do an essay, where is the bloody link?

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 04:15 PM
THE NEXT IMMUNITY CHALLENGE IS BEING DEVISED AND WILL BE UP IN A FEW MINUTES OR SO.

seanc
08-17-16, 04:15 PM
How could not one of you quote Tongo's Trump post so I could see it? It's as if you guys don't think of me at all when I'm not here.

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 04:17 PM
Tongo's Post....

Hes rich. His daughter, wife, and ex-wives are gorgeous. He doesnt censore himself because most of his life hes been the most important person in any room hes been in. His names on everything he owns, and if you like that you should be happy to know that will increase if elected. He just may be the whitest man alive, the shiniest of honkies.

No longer will we be burdened with accountability or agendas with a President, but he will shift his platform to whatever our mood fancies. He will be like a PPV President that we can control with our channel clickers at home, because with The Donald its all about the ratings.

We certainly could expect a reality show if he took office. Maybe Trump will have challenges for his cabinet to perform and America calls in and votes the winner. All the proceeds would go to a charity foundation which Trump would form and be named after him. Could you imagine if he said something, like only The Donald can, and it was made into a historical stone monument for generations to see, and we will never forget.

His tenure as President would reinvigorate the countries faith in the democratic and republican parties, and they will work together since theyve a common problem. Rosie O'Donnell would be livid if The Donald took office, and who wouldnt want to irk Rosie?
He would be the most unforgetable President in our generation.

CosmicRunaway
08-17-16, 04:18 PM
Here I will show you guys how you do an essay, where is the bloody link?
If you're serious (I'd love to read your essay):

This is a link to the challenge Sexy posted (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1562189#post1562189). In case you wanted to read it over.

And this is a link to the thread you should post your response in (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=24857). Unless you just want to post it here, of course.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 04:18 PM
Please delete that post if TONGO asks. I seriously didn't want him to be bothered by it forever. Share via PMs or something.

seanc
08-17-16, 04:21 PM
Good job Tongo. Final Four coming up buddy..

tatmmw2
08-17-16, 04:21 PM
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1562394#post1562394 My essay!

Please delete that post if TONGO asks. I seriously didn't want him to be bothered by it forever. Share via PMs or something.
It's ok, I have a copy too :p, just for fun though, I copy it so that I could read it before he delete it, I won't share it without his permission :)

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 04:24 PM
Please delete that post if TONGO asks. I seriously didn't want him to be bothered by it forever. Share via PMs or something.Well I would have deleted if Tongo didn't take offense over it It's clearly a joke post and no one believes Tongo actually supports Trump, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Plus he just posted he declared war on me and then deleted it:

Thank you for finally exposing your hand Citizen. Sexy already made his decision. Sorry Sean, Im gonna have to be on the opposite side of you, at least till I hopefully get Citizen out.

Im allied with CosmicRunaway and donniedarko.


I have been a loyal ally of his. I'm loyal to my allies.

TONGO
08-17-16, 04:27 PM
Well I would have deleted if Tongo didn't take offense over it It's clearly a joke post and no one believes Tongo actually supports Trump, so it shouldn't be a problem.

I noticed when you originally reposted what I said you included Sexys Rule where it had to be completely serious THEN you posted my Trump crap.....I noticed you now took it out.

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 04:31 PM
I noticed when you originally reposted what I said you included Sexys Rule where it had to be completely serious THEN you posted my Trump crap.....I noticed you now took it out.Yup because the double quote was confusing. EVERY one in this thread knows it was a challenge. I was just helping Sean who missed reading it. I though it was a funny post.

TONGO
08-17-16, 04:38 PM
Yup because the double quote was confusing. EVERY one in this thread knows it was a challenge. I was just helping Sean who missed reading it. I though it was a funny post.

Mm hm. It also spelled out how I might have "broke the rules" of the duel.....which you wanted to insert yourself into suddenly....which got a response from me......which could have made you winner of the duel, and then I go out.

Glad I saw it before you took it out. :)

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 04:42 PM
Mm hm. It also spelled out how I might have "broke the rules" of the duel.....which you wanted to insert yourself into suddenly....which got a response from me......which could have made you winner of the duel, and then I go out.

Glad I saw it before you took it out. :) That makes no sense, because SC already had seen your Trump post in the Trump for president thread and already declared you winner, before I posted it for Sean to read.

TONGO
08-17-16, 04:45 PM
That makes no sense, because SC already had seen your Trump post in the Trump for president thread and already declared you winner, before I posted it for Sean to read.

Im sorry but you waited for Sexys response before taking it out.

TONGO
08-17-16, 04:46 PM
Why else would you want to insert yourself into this Duel Citizen? It looked like a surefire way to get me eliminated. Just letting you know upfront man. :)

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 04:50 PM
Why else would you want to insert yourself into this Duel Citizen? It looked like a surefire way to get me eliminated. Just letting you know upfront man. :)
You won't believe it if I tell you, but I bet some others could guess why?

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 04:52 PM
BRITNEY SPEARS
WANTS TO IMMUNIZE YOU!

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26650&stc=1&d=1471463414

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8VYOfr8To
Find a picture of a
BALD BRITNEY SPEARS
that I have posted somewhere on the forum.

A clue to the location of this picture
is in the video above - for Britney Spears' song
(and Blue Lightning's theme song) --
WORK BITCH.

The first one to post the location of this picture
(or copy and paste the post in a new post here)
WINS IMMUNITY THIS ROUND.

You can PM me, but I'd prefer it if you posted in here.

GOOD LUCK!

Camo
08-17-16, 04:52 PM
You want out Citizen?

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 04:52 PM
You want out Citizen?Nope! wrong answer:p

Swan
08-17-16, 04:58 PM
You support Trump?

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 05:04 PM
You support Trump?No that's not the reason why. Anymore guesses as to my motivation?

Topsy
08-17-16, 05:04 PM
"Ways to kill sexy..."
http://i.imgur.com/3d3PmTy.gif

seanc
08-17-16, 05:08 PM
The worst thing I have ever sat through, and no clue. I wonder what her real voice sounds like.

donniedarko
08-17-16, 05:09 PM
Technically this is bald Britney wearing a wig

http://www.therundown.tv/wp-content/photos/britney_spears_wig_051908.jpg

Like my wig?

donniedarko
08-17-16, 05:11 PM
SEXY CELEBRITY'S 30 SONGS OF THE 2000'S!

1. Mad World ~ Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules

2. Milkshake ~ Kelis

3. Hips Don't Lie ~ Shakira

4. Stronger ~ Kanye West

5. One Thing ~ Finger Eleven

6. Shake It ~ Metro Station

7. Beep ~ The Pussycat Dolls featuring will.i.am

8. Paparazzi ~ Lady Gaga

9. Satisfaction ~ Benny Benassi

10. Let Me Borrow That Top ~ Kelly

11. Savin' Me ~ Nickelback

12. Where's Your Head At ~ Basement Jaxx

13. Crazy Girl ~ Basement Jaxx

14. Serious ~ Gwen Stefani

15. Freek-a-Leek ~ Petey Pablo

16. My Band ~ D12

17. Forbidden Love ~ Madonna

18. Nobody Knows Me ~ Madonna

19. Naughty Girl ~ Beyoncé

20. Me & U ~ Cassie

21. Ice Cream ~ Jeffree Star

22. Tenderoni ~ Chromeo

23. Lip Gloss ~ Lil Mama

24. Numb ~ Linkin Park

25. The 15th ~ Fischerspooner

26. Human After All ~ Daft Punk

27. Me Against the Music ~ Britney Spears featuring Madonna

28. Rhythm Bandits ~ Junior Senior

29. Do You Realize?? ~ The Flaming Lips

30. Cry Me a River ~ Justin Timberlake

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=17895&stc=1&d=1411940794

Found it

Swan
08-17-16, 05:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jBxwHIk9k

MonnoM
08-17-16, 05:12 PM
The worst thing I have ever sat through

Dodged that bullet. :D

(leaves thread before Topsy reads this)

seanc
08-17-16, 05:13 PM
Damn. I thought Sexy had an S&M thread at one point. I was looking for that and through some Britney posts. Good job Donnie.

seanc
08-17-16, 05:15 PM
Ha, Topsy you deleted that just before I replied " You better work b!tch". It was going to be classic. ;)

Topsy
08-17-16, 05:16 PM
im such a slow typer it was supposed to be a response to your first post :lol: :lol:

TONGO
08-17-16, 05:17 PM
All this Trump Drama, then Citizen, then Briney Spears.....brain draining out TONGOs ear :sick:

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 05:19 PM
No you haven't found it, Donnie. That is an old post of mine.

Topsy
08-17-16, 05:19 PM
BUT TO ALL OF YOU IGNORAMUSES IN THIS THREAD WHO CANT SPOT TALENT WHEN IT BITES YOU IN THE ARSE
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40gp4AH7e1r0z9x5o1_500.gif

Topsy
08-17-16, 05:20 PM
All this Trump Drama, then Citizen, then Briney Spears.....brain draining out TONGOs ear :sick:


Cover your ears so you dont let all the air out

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 05:21 PM
No you haven't found it, Donnie. That is an old post of mine.
I thought Donnie found it? Britney looked bald to me! Does this mean I have to listen to that video again (ducks for cover);)

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 05:22 PM
Trust me -- that is a bald Britney pic, but it's not the one I put up TODAY.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 05:23 PM
If you find any bald Britney pics in my posts, show me, but only one of them will give you immunity.

Topsy
08-17-16, 05:28 PM
she even looks good bald.how annoying
http://media4.giphy.com/media/smluhyuoveMdq/giphy.gif

Camo
08-17-16, 05:29 PM
Found it:

http://i66.tinypic.com/29ojva9.jpg

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 05:31 PM
Nope.

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 05:33 PM
http://66.media.tumblr.com/48de3e018e9407c68e48c718fb08213b/tumblr_mq04yr1dc91swnmv6o1_250.png

Camo
08-17-16, 05:34 PM
Did you find that somewhere Citizen?

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 05:34 PM
Nope. That's not it.

TONGO
08-17-16, 05:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8VYOfr8To


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/11/06/3112D26600000578-3441733-image-m-7_1455170529196.jpg

She steals my idol and now assaults me from the jury....... Slim Whitman is old weaponry for alien invasions, I found a new sound!
Mercy Topsy Spears, mercy!!

Topsy
08-17-16, 05:46 PM
http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/Britney_Spears_evil_look.jpg

Camo
08-17-16, 05:52 PM
None of you found it yet?

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 05:53 PM
Nobody has found it.

TONGO
08-17-16, 05:55 PM
I have no idea where its at! Im thinking i may stumble across that damned parrot idol while trying to find this one.


Ive.....I know the words to the song now. The horror....

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 05:56 PM
It's gotta be around here somewhere.

CosmicRunaway
08-17-16, 05:58 PM
I actually stumbled across the Blue Lightning group photo you made for the first team challenge that you said you posted to the site where no one would ever find.

I found it here (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1490184#post1490184). Do I get points for that? haha

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 05:59 PM
I actually stumbled across the Blue Lightning group photo you made for the first team challenge that you said you posted to the site where no one would ever find.

I found it here (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?anchor=1&p=1490184#post1490184). Do I get points for that? haha
Nope.

Camo
08-17-16, 06:08 PM
I found it ask SC. Not giving it to anyone though so don't ask :D

TONGO
08-17-16, 06:11 PM
I was almost Governor Arnold Sexynegger. I don't know if you saw that post or not. I even used the same picture you used (which isn't working now, apparently).

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26649&stc=1&d=1471463244

Is this it Sexy?

Camo
08-17-16, 06:12 PM
It is.

TONGO
08-17-16, 06:14 PM
It's gotta be around here somewhere.

Thats what made me look in thread

Camo
08-17-16, 06:15 PM
I just looked at the lyrics here - http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/britneyspears/workbitch.htmland found it on my fifth search or something.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 06:15 PM
TONGO HAS FOUND THE BALD BRITNEY SPEARS.

TONGO HAS IMMUNITY.

TONGO IS IN THE FINAL FOUR.

seanc, donniedarko, CosmicRunaway and Citizen Rules --

IT'S TIME TO ELIMINATE ONE OF YOU.

All five of you (TONGO included) -- send me a vote for who you want out of SURVIVOR VI: ELECTION YEAR!

Since this will be the 5th elimination since that shopping spree, this will be the last time you'll know who voted for who.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 06:16 PM
I just looked at the lyrics here - http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/britneyspears/workbitch.htmland found it on my fifth search or something.

Go call the GOVERNOR......

Governor Arnold NOPEzenegger, that is.

TONGO
08-17-16, 06:28 PM
I gotta go for a bit. Will check back.

I dont hate you Sexy. ;)

Topsy
08-17-16, 06:36 PM
http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2013/12/02/Go-Call-The-Governor-GIF.gif

tatmmw2
08-17-16, 06:59 PM
Damn it I arrived late again :(

Where was it though?

CosmicRunaway
08-17-16, 07:02 PM
I'm not going to be on much longer. So I feel like I should ask in advance so there's not a repeat of the last elimination: Is there a time limit for getting our votes in?

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 07:27 PM
I HAVE RECEIVED TWO VOTES.

GET THEM IN.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 07:37 PM
I HAVE RECEIVED THREE VOTES.

NEED TWO MORE.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 07:43 PM
http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26651&stc=1&d=1471473808

TONGO
08-17-16, 07:45 PM
At first I thought that was Ted Cruz.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 07:58 PM
I HAVE FOUR VOTES.

TONGO
08-17-16, 07:59 PM
Who is the last holdout?

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 08:01 PM
I'm not gonna say.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 08:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pFPyb.gif

Raul and I are bored.

donniedarko
08-17-16, 08:35 PM
Five Votes

Topsy
08-17-16, 08:40 PM
SHOWTIME
http://popcultureperversion.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/tumblr_m61ofeh5ln1r3ty02o1_500.gif

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 08:49 PM
http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26652&stc=1&d=1471477685

AL GORE LOST.

No big surprise.

Citizen Rules is 5th place.

He is ELIMINATED from SURVIVOR VI.

VOTES:

CosmicRunaway voted for Citizen Rules

donniedarko voted for Citizen Rules

TONGO voted for Citizen Rules

seanc voted for donniedarko

Citizen Rules voted for donniedarko

seanc used an immunity idol (for nothing).

The votes will NOT be public for the next elimination.

Topsy
08-17-16, 08:50 PM
hehehe yeah hes doesnt mind invading other peoples personal space as mary j blige was about to discover in that same performance :lol: :lol:

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 08:51 PM
SURVIVOR VI: ELECTION YEAR

12th place: tatmmw2
11th place: Hit Girl
10th place: Omnizoa
9th place: Topsy
8th place: rauldc14
7th place: Friendly Mushroom!
6th place: MonnoM
5th place: Citizen Rules

THE FINAL FOUR:

CosmicRunaway
donniedarko
seanc
TONGO

TONGO
08-17-16, 08:52 PM
When's the next challenge Sexy? Tomorrow 6pm est?

Topsy
08-17-16, 08:52 PM
awh,well played CR!
https://media.giphy.com/media/myCrbUudYaGkM/giphy.gif

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 08:53 PM
Citizen Rules, your ROSEANNE curse is now over, too.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26591&stc=1&d=1471118854

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 08:54 PM
When's the next challenge Sexy? Tomorrow 6pm est?

I haven't yet decided on what that challenge will be. I may decide soon, but nobody should worry about missing it.

seanc
08-17-16, 09:14 PM
Good playing Citizen. I will see you on the jury tomorrow.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 09:15 PM
THE FINAL FOUR OF
SURVIVOR VI:
ELECTION YEAR

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26653&stc=1&d=1471479244

COSMIC TRUDEAU
CosmicRunaway

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26654&stc=1&d=1471479253

PRESIDENT DONNIE NIXON
donniedarko

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26655&stc=1&d=1471479258

DETECTIVE SEAN MACKEY
seanc

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26656&stc=1&d=1471479265

PRESIDENT TONGO UNDERWOOD
TONGO

One of them will win the game!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-O3kYrDPbI

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 09:27 PM
Ta-Ta everyone, until next time...
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/490833206-former-vice-president-al-gore-waves-goodbye-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=X7WJLa88Cweo9HktRLaNXmDbaWDII8wD50CKRfwIaZNMEN04moMZao%2FC8N2SG9YvK6veexoG312vqEFmjs1yYQ%3D%3D

I've been out in the sun too long, damn:goof:

Topsy
08-17-16, 09:45 PM
Congrats everybody! Go Blue!



http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26654&stc=1&d=1471479253









Gosh I really want to yank his sidetooth out!

tatmmw2
08-17-16, 09:49 PM
Good playing Citizen. I will see you on the jury tomorrow.
The jury will be revelant soon? :D, every loser is part of it right?

Also 4 players left! who are you betting and rooting for guys?

Camo
08-17-16, 10:37 PM
Great game Citizen. You almost pulled a Hit Girl: quiet player reaches final.

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 10:41 PM
Great game Citizen. You almost pulled a Hit Girl: quiet player reaches final.Thanks Camo, but I shot myself in the foot by taking on the Trump writing challenge, when I wasn't even in it!...Silly I know, but I just wanted to show I could knock it out of the ball park with a great Trump post.

But it hurt me in the survivor game. Oh well, I was just having fun and wanted 15 seconds of the spotlight with that.

Topsy
08-17-16, 10:46 PM
haha what a round,so many quit and the two who were actually voted out basically eliminated themselfs :lol:

TONGO
08-17-16, 10:54 PM
haha what a round,so many quit and the two who were actually voted out basically eliminated themselfs :lol:

Oh that hilarious, youre right :facepalm:

TBPH, if Citizen wasnt really trying to get me eliminated then I feel this big. :sick:

TheUsualSuspect
08-17-16, 10:55 PM
I like this ranking of past survivor players, playing catch-up. If someone can get me a list of everyone who's played, I'll put them in order of who I think is the best with little write ups.


*waits for someone to do my work and get list of people who's played*


http://i.imgur.com/6PlRXhI.gif?noredirect

rauldc14
08-17-16, 11:09 PM
I've read through parts of this thread and this game is bloody awful. Hopefully the next survivor can get us back to the real game we are used to playing.

tatmmw2
08-17-16, 11:13 PM
I'm glad the next Survivor isn't so long away, I wouldn't be able to wait

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 11:14 PM
I've read through parts of this thread and this game is bloody awful. Hopefully the next survivor can get us back to the real game we are used to playing.

Oh, shut up. Your '50s Countdown is awful. Visually, at least.

rauldc14
08-17-16, 11:15 PM
Thanks a$$hole

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 11:16 PM
Welcome.

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 11:19 PM
I like the way Raul has been doing the pics of the movies with the fading around the edges. It's neat. I was meaning to tell him that, and now I have:)

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 11:20 PM
I like the way Raul has been doing the pics of the movies with the fading around the edges. It's neat. I was meaning to tell him that, and now I have:)

5th place kiss ass.

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 11:21 PM
Well you're a crummy host, you should have gave me an idol for my amazing Trump post:rolleyes:

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 11:23 PM
Well you're a crummy host, you should have gave me an idol for my amazing Trump post:rolleyes:

Well, I tried, but you couldn't find it (it was up your ass).

TONGO
08-17-16, 11:25 PM
That idol will remain unfound. :yup:

Citizen Rules
08-17-16, 11:25 PM
Well, I tried, but you couldn't find it (it was up your ass). That wasn't even witty.

Ta-Ta everyone, until next time...
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/490833206-former-vice-president-al-gore-waves-goodbye-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=X7WJLa88Cweo9HktRLaNXmDbaWDII8wD50CKRfwIaZNMEN04moMZao%2FC8N2SG9YvK6veexoG312vqEFmjs1yYQ%3D%3D

TONGO
08-17-16, 11:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6PlRXhI.gif?noredirect

Hes yellow, and even has a little Heisenberg cap on :laugh:

Topsy
08-17-16, 11:44 PM
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1ugbqdBR1qc5kxa.gif

Lets not fight,
lets focus on something fun...like preparing for the upcoming Britney Spears HoF








http://37.media.tumblr.com/6fa2c28aec6cbe9c1e4ac299b011e9c4/tumblr_n4foc7toAJ1qdcxoeo1_500.gif

TheUsualSuspect
08-17-16, 11:50 PM
I will give some thoughts on some very good players though.

Daniel M - Really smart player and it's a little sad to see his Survivor game fall apart. He managed to talk his way back into the game. Is talking your way back into the game harder than "winning" it? Possibly, cause it is literally out of your hands. He was not only able to do this, but win the season.

Camo - Someone who can smell out whatever BS someone is dishing,, one of the best traits to have in this game. Very good player.

Tongo - Probably one of two people who are super passionate about this game. So passionate that the two games I've played with him, we've fought big time. A player who was voted out and worked his ASS off to get back in the game. It's too bad that he was stonewalled as soon as he came back. Maybe should have had an immunity power when he came back. His passion is also his weakness. One of my favourite survivors was his....despite the horrible fallout at the end.

CiCi - Very good player and had he stuck with me in Latvia, I honestly believe the outcome would have been different. I like to attach myself to new players when I play because they won't have any preconceived notions about my gameplay. I did this with Camo, CiCi and Wolfsbane all in Latvaria. Since then he's become better, getting the hang of how things are done and very popular. These are all good things to have in a winner.

Raul - A comp beast. Wins a lot of competitions and scares off a lot of people. One of the best players to play the game. He took on the role of SC in Latvaria by trying to sabotage my game.

Donnie - Maybe I'm bitter about losing to him in season 3 over a coin toss of a vote, but is he a good player? Yes. We'll see how he does in this current survivor. Will he sneak in again? Playing the game under the radar is key for him.

Rhys - Not a single vote for him in Latvaria, very impressive. No one else has done that. Deserves a place in the Survivor Hall of Fame.

Nope - Impressed me with his comp winnings. Another beast of a player.

Seanc - I love this guy, such a kind hearted person to play this game. Not willing to backstab, which makes winning the game difficult for him. Very trustworthy, even when you're on an opposing alliance.

HitGirl - underrated player, knows how to be smart in her messages to people. Careful of how she words things. Wish she places higher more times.

JJ - One of the main people who got me eliminated in Survivor 2. Not sure if he did this himself or if SC got his ear. Another underrated player, good behind the scenes.

Cob - All around good player. Rare to have someone who is good at every aspect of the game. Some people are competition winners, others have a great social game, others simply stay in the dark. Cob can do it all.

SC - The most wild card player to ever play the game. I honestly think he would have won a game by now if he would just quit being so paranoid. His constant quitting is annoying, if he just sits down, plays the game for real, he's be one of THE best players out there. He campaigned to get me out for an entire season. He had a hand in eliminating me in the prior season. Smart moves, can convince people to do what he wants. Clever guy that I feel is also underrated due to all the shenanigans he does.

Teeter, Skepsis, Sci-Fi Slob, Gatsby all decent players too.

If I missed you, it doesn't mean you're not a good player, it means I have a bad memory.

Sexy Celebrity
08-17-16, 11:56 PM
In this game, when I was playing, I feel something big I did was push Omnizoa out of the game.

Which I thought other people would try to say, "Oh, that was my idea!" It was probably a lot of people's idea. But early on, I was telling everyone -- We've got to get him out. He looks like he's gonna play hard to win. He's never played before and I don't trust him in the future. Donniedarko became the dictator and voted him out.

As for the whole thing with JiraffeJustin.... I feel really bad if he's upset with me. Maybe he really was trying to save me. But at first, it really looked like he had found a way to get me out, and I was pissed.

I'll say more after the game ends.

tatmmw2
08-18-16, 12:04 AM
Suspect you are getting old, you forget to mentioned me ;)

TheUsualSuspect
08-18-16, 12:18 AM
Suspect you are getting old, you forget to mentioned me ;)

Who???? :p

Camo
08-18-16, 12:26 AM
Camo - Someone who can smell out whatever BS someone is dishing,, one of the best traits to have in this game. Very good player.

You forgot to mention handsome :whoopi:

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 12:29 AM
I believe in Camo now, after seeing how he can find all of those hidden idols using my clues.

tatmmw2
08-18-16, 12:30 AM
Who???? :p
You know who! The best Survivor secret player who did find an idol :cool: I was just too cool to win the challenge (and too dead)

TONGO
08-18-16, 12:39 AM
I believe in Camo now, after seeing how he can find all of those hidden idols using my clues.

Did he find the parrot one? If he found that missing link then he is da' man. :yup:

Camo
08-18-16, 12:52 AM
The parrot one? Was that the first one in the I Love You Camo (and it is only Camo) thread? If so yes i sent SC a post comment about 15 minutes or something before it was announced it was found.

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 12:53 AM
The parrot one is a different one. I am not saying if that has been found or not.

Camo
08-18-16, 12:53 AM
I don't even know what that is.

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 12:54 AM
Barret the Parrot has hidden an immunity idol! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?p=1561841#post1561841)

tatmmw2
08-18-16, 01:06 AM
Weird nobody found it yet :laugh:

Camo
08-18-16, 01:09 AM
How do you know they didn't?

TONGO
08-18-16, 01:34 AM
Barret the Parrot has hidden an immunity idol! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?p=1561841#post1561841)

Please give us a clue or something, pleeeease :)

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 01:43 AM
Please give us a clue or something, pleeeease :)

NO.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 04:35 AM
Farewell Al C.R. Gore.
I really am sorry that you had to be eliminated, but it was you or sean and we were confident that sean had that first idol. Looks like we were right. Better luck next game!

http://i.cbc.ca/1.2547207.1393033632!/cpImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_620/justin-trudeau-20140220.jpg

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 06:18 AM
THE NEXT IMMUNITY CHALLENGE:

LIES, LIES, LIES, YEAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWUZwkSa4eQ

Don't worry - this isn't another thing you have to hunt for
via an extremely hard to determine clue in a video.

Okay, so the four of you guys are politicians.

THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM
LYING ABOUT EACH OTHER, RIGHT?

Spam the HELL out of this thread with
LIES, LIES, LIES, YEAH about your three other
opponents!

ABSOLUTELY TRASH THEM.

In multiple posts. As much as you can make up.

TELL LIES, LIES, LIES YEAH!

Tell me what their secrets are.

MAKE UP SCANDALS!

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=26662&stc=1&d=1471512572

When time is up, I'll decide which one of you
deserves immunity based on whatever kind of
reputation you've been left with. I'll believe
everything you say about them. I'll believe all
the LIES, LIES, LIES, YEAH.

You don't have to have the best reputation to
get through this. You just have to sound like
the person I wanna vote for.

So come on, politicians --

DESTROY EACH OTHER'S REP.

EARN THE IMMUNITY I HAVE TO GIVE YOU.

MAKE ME WANNA VOTE FOR YOU.

You have until 10:00 PM EST.
TODAY. TONIGHT.

Then I will make my decision.

GOOD LUCK.

BE AS NASTY AS POSSIBLE!

START NOW!

seanc
08-18-16, 07:01 AM
Cosmic pretended to be a kind demure woman in the gender thread just to gain the trust of is men. He is actually a big burly dude with an appetite for a Survivor championship.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:02 AM
Donnie is an actual live Trump supporter. Wait...that might be true. Nah, can't be any of those around. Donnie is an actual real life Trump supporter.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:03 AM
Tongo's fetish for monkeys reaches far beyond the walls of Mofo.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:09 AM
Cosmic Runway came up with her name after thinking she was abducted by aliens.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:10 AM
Donnie came with his name because his mom dressed him as a bunny for Halloween ten years straight.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:10 AM
Tongo came up with his name because he forgot how to spell Mango.

Daniel M
08-18-16, 07:19 AM
Sexy Celebrity is a great host

Daniel M
08-18-16, 07:20 AM
Camo is a good Survivor player

seanc
08-18-16, 07:21 AM
Cosmic's initials on mofo are CR because she is an alternate Citizen Rules account.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:22 AM
Donnie wanted to play as J Edgar Hoover but was afraid people would realize he has a dress fetish.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:23 AM
Tongo and Camo are actually lovers who use Mofo for conflict therapy.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:41 AM
Cosmic's day job is as a soldier for El Chapo.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:41 AM
Donnie loves the Bengals because he is the illegitimate son of Boomer Esiason.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:42 AM
Tongo's true favorite film is Jack And Jill.

seanc
08-18-16, 07:48 AM
Cosmic is cuckoo for cocoa puffs

seanc
08-18-16, 07:49 AM
Donnie is bonkers for frankenberry

seanc
08-18-16, 07:49 AM
Tongo is loco for fuit loops

seanc
08-18-16, 07:52 AM
Cosmic wonders where Buffaloes got wings

seanc
08-18-16, 07:53 AM
Donnie thinks we should be out of spare ribs by now

seanc
08-18-16, 07:53 AM
Tongo wonders how chicken's swim

TheUsualSuspect
08-18-16, 08:00 AM
I know who I'm rooting for to win this.

seanc
08-18-16, 08:07 AM
Cosmic drinks mouthwash

seanc
08-18-16, 08:07 AM
Donnie loves that he can win without doing this stupid *****

seanc
08-18-16, 08:08 AM
Tongo wonders why his golf buddies look at him funny when he says its time for fore play

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:19 AM
LOL!

I need some coffee before I can jump into this one. ;)

seanc
08-18-16, 08:26 AM
Cosmic thinks Tom Cruise is something you did in the 50's

seanc
08-18-16, 08:26 AM
Donnie thinks Jamie is, indeed, a Fox

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:35 AM
If Sean wanted to kll himself he'd climb his ego and jump to his IQ

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:36 AM
Two wrongs do not make a right, take Cosmics parents for example.....

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:37 AM
Donnies family tree is a cactus, all of them are pricks.

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:37 AM
Seans birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom factory

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:38 AM
After Donnies mom dropped him off to school, she got a fine for littering

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:39 AM
Seans butt is jealous that so much crap comes out of his mouth

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:41 AM
Cosmic is nobodys fool, but maybe someone will adopt her

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:43 AM
I wanted to leave Cosmic with one thought, but she had nowhere to put it

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:44 AM
Ill never forget the first time I met Donnie. I keep trying.

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:45 AM
Ive seen people like Sean before but I had to pay admission

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:48 AM
Id like to help Cosmic out, which way did she come in?

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:50 AM
Donnies head the wheel is spinning, but the hamsters dead

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:50 AM
If Sean had another brain it would be lonely

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:52 AM
Cosmic is suing her brain for unpaid child support

TONGO
08-18-16, 08:56 AM
Donnies so fat that in school he sat next to everybody

seanc
08-18-16, 09:05 AM
Cosmic joins forums hoping to run into Zuckerberg, and he will whisk her away to a life of luxury.

seanc
08-18-16, 09:06 AM
Tongo is a Rays fan because it is the only thing that can supress his S&M compulsion

seanc
08-18-16, 09:07 AM
Donnie loves noodles. :shrug:

TONGO
08-18-16, 09:26 AM
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-dirty-secrets-auto-X-everywhere-389512.jpeg

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 10:16 AM
This is my favourite challenge. Reading what's been posted while I was at work was absolutely hilarious. I like these ones the most so far:

Cosmic thinks Tom Cruise is something you did in the 50's
I wanted to leave Cosmic with one thought, but she had nowhere to put it

But I think you're both missing out on a lot of opportunities to make Trudeau jokes. That can't be the best you've got.

http://i.makeagif.com/media/1-07-2016/kr2N8c.gif

Then again no one knows who he is despite actually being our Prime Minister so I'm not really surprised haha.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 10:22 AM
Don't worry - this isn't another thing you have to hunt for
via an extremely hard to determine clue in a video.

Thank you Sexy. You have no idea how relieved we are (or at least I am).

http://www.macleans.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/MACTOWNHALL_POST09.jpg

tatmmw2
08-18-16, 10:46 AM
I still support that President TONGO Underwood should show us his birth certificate, here I have some proof he is NOT American! As the law explicit says: Status as a natural-born citizen of the United States is one of the eligibility requirements established in the United States Constitution for holding the office of President or Vice President.

Here is a leaked photo of Tongo with his mother in Canada.
http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/elderly-woman-with-imitation-gorilla-picture-id127830633?k=6&m=127830633&s=170667a&w=0&h=iHsGyqSWgGq33jsK1ydBOR9ujOmBPjj5wSoiIiwRrtU=

Sorry Tongo

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 10:59 AM
Sgt. Sean Mackie, tu me niaises? He's not a real politician, he's a dirty cop. I heard he steals evidence before it gets to lock-up. If he's elected, he's going to steal all your hard earned pension money.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 11:00 AM
"President" TONGO Underwood is not a real President. He's just a fast food worker who bought a suit at the thrift store. Proof:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d0/aa/84/d0aa846dea0b83a59ea5bf17bf77c344.jpg

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 11:02 AM
President Donnie Nixon is just a figment of our imagination. A ghost. He died over 20 years ago. If we elect him, we'll have to check ourselves into a mental institution. RIP Donnie.

https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/news/insight/2014/10/17/justin_trudeaus_memoir_my_father_was_never_the_same_man/pet_casket.jpg.size.custom.crop.1086x747.jpg

TONGO
08-18-16, 11:04 AM
Thank you, thank you for coming out!

https://media.guim.co.uk/1645bec055ed83b08e2590e7ada2b8d143e9565c/49_183_1533_919/500.jpg


Im sure you noticed my jacket. Yes it matches Donnies teeth. Really though I shouldnt pick on the old, on his birthday the candles cost more than his cake. I told him to act his age once and he died. What a deserving winner Donnie Nixon was though in Survivor 3, beating TheUsualSuspect. Remember folks, this is all lies. Poor Donnie just isnt smart enough, he thinks fish get high on seaweed. I asked him once how do they make wine? He said obviously its the sound a grape makes when being stepped on. Sometimes I have to remind Donnie Nixon to breath.

Then theres Cosmic Trudeau, a new adorable Prime Minister, but dont mind her dirty knees. Her hillbilly beginnings were rough. When her father decided to circumcise her brother he kicked her in the jaw. Like an ethiopian blowjob, you just KNOW she'll swallow. She thinks the difference between pink and purple is how hard you grip it.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, in college the teacher asked her what came after 69, she said "mouthwash". The teacher said, "Whats the square root of 69?", and Cosmic replied "Ate something!".

Last in this liefest is loyal trustworthy Detective Sean. Proud college grad, but not the brightest bulb in the bunch. When camping with his boyfriend one time they went to sleep. Hours later, his boyfriend awoke and nudged him "Sean, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Sean replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Sean pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? " His boyfriend was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Sean, you retard. Some bastard has stolen our tent!"

and now a little song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoHz14G0u3Q

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 11:07 AM
Prime Minister Cosmic Trudeau is so stupid he* can't tell the difference between the real world and virtual reality.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/article28200327.ece/BINARY/w620/b1-google-trudeau14rb1.JPG

*-for the purposes of this challenge, since my character is male, if you wish to make any Trudeau jokes you can use he/him if you'd like.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 11:20 AM
Sean Mackie wants you to think he's this tough guy. But in reality he's such a wimp that he'll let pigeons use him as a toilet. Also he's even less attractive than most pictures of him would lead you to believe. I even have photographic evidence (of both!):

http://static4.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/3133/113064-10793-thing.jpg

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 11:22 AM
TONGO Underwood has a collection of used panties.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 11:27 AM
I saw Sean Mackie at the grocery store the other day. He was yelling at a cantaloupe as if it were a murder suspect, threatening to cut it up like it had (allegedly) cut up some prostitutes. And people think I'm the dumb one.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 11:30 AM
TONGO Underwood hates puppies.

TONGO
08-18-16, 11:39 AM
Top 10 things that would destroy Seanc's reputation......

10. When its time for a group picture they hand him the camera

9. He loves the Boston Red Sox! :yup:

8. Has watched all the "Leonard Nimoys In Search Of...." hoping Spock will find his missing chromosome.

7. He unplugged his mothers life support to charge his phone

6. Hes so ugly he scares the crap back into people.

5. People he knows are jealous of those that never met him.

4. Hes so ugly he'd scare the crap out of the toilet.

3. Hes so old when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.

2. Is a model for all the "Before" pictures

.....and the #1 thing that could damage seanc's reputation.....

1. Hes just one of Sexy Celebritys alt accounts when he feels like not having to think while posting.

Thank you, thank you very much!

http://cdn.hitfix.com/photos/6046460/animation-76.gif

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 11:42 AM
Cosmic Trudeau is too nice, and not clever enough to come up with good lies about his fellow competitors. Look at this fool: what does he have to be so happy about? He can't even wipe that stupid grin off his face when being attacked by a water gun. It's freezing in Canada. He's going to catch a cold.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/22a35b843dfe7e0494ec3fdf0dbfa6aa/tumblr_inline_o9sw3c3UPf1qamitj_1280.jpg

seanc
08-18-16, 11:44 AM
This turned into a roast in a hurry. :)

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 11:46 AM
Sean Mackie, TONGO Underwood, and Donnie Nixon are all too afraid of scandals, negative press, and being quoted out of context to make self-deprecating jokes.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 11:56 AM
The mystery gun didn't really kill TONGO's cat. Sean killed it.

TONGO
08-18-16, 12:04 PM
Breaking News.........

http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/16856/file-597918136-jpg/images/litigators-newscasters-similarities.jpg

The race for the winner of Survivor: ELECTION YEAR took a turn today as Sean Mackie and TONGO Underwood, both former Crimson Coalition members that have been at odds, decided to join forces with each other versus the last 2 members of Blue Lightning.

This seemingly mad strategy would put the vote at a deadlock, and whichever duo wins, would ensure the final 2 would be from the same team. Its a risky gambit, but maybe the only way a Crimson Coalition member could win against a jury which strongly favors the Blue Lightning alumni.

We'll have more on this as the story develops......

donniedarko
08-18-16, 12:39 PM
I really could give a f*ck less about this challenge since I will just be playing my immunity idol

donniedarko
08-18-16, 12:44 PM
Ya'll have fun roasting each other though, see you in the final three :laugh:

seanc
08-18-16, 12:51 PM
Donnie has an immunity idol.

*another lie about Donnie

TONGO
08-18-16, 01:07 PM
Yep, Donnie found the parrot immunity idol. Its all true. Yep. :yup: nyuck nyuck nyuck!!!

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 01:15 PM
Sean Mackie won't say anything too mean because he doesn't want to hurt his chances with the jury, should he make it into the finals.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 01:18 PM
TONGO Underwood uses sarcasm to hide his own insecurities. If he were elected, it would just take a few rude reporters to make all his speeches sound like they were written by a teenaged girl.

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 01:30 PM
This is going great so far.

I haven't made a decision on who to vote for. Keep going! Keep lying!

TONGO
08-18-16, 01:38 PM
Top 10 things that would destroy donniedarko's reputation......

10. He never understood why people grow out of eating paint chips.

9. After subliminal messages posted for years, its found out he is the one responsible for Sexy Celebrity

8. When feeling ornery, uses the 90sAce account and has a field day.

7. When feeling like he wants to let loose, plugs his Loverboy album into his 8-track and goes 5 miles over the speed limit :eek:

6. So ugly his parents put tinted windows on his incubator.

5. So ugly that when he sits in the sand his cat tries to bury him

4. So ugly that his mom had to get drunk to breast feed him. Still does.

3. Is not able to love Nature because of what it had done to him

2. He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

....and the #1 thing that could ruin donniedarkos reputation is.......

1. We find out he didnt really beat TheUsualSuspect in Survivor 3......because he is The Usual Suspect!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnhSWwW7O6a4tnW/giphy.gif

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 01:47 PM
I think CosmicRunaway is TheUsualSuspect pretending to be female.

They're both from Canada. They're both good at this game. She doesn't put spaces between the words in her username, just like him. And she's only been on the forum for a few months. She's the new mysterious new Survivor player who is actually him, I think.

And they both write movie reviews. Lengthy ones.

And people think she's a man.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 01:50 PM
And they both write movie reviews. Lengthy ones.
I actually thought my reviews were fairly short. I didn't want to make them too long because I figured people wouldn't want to read them.

...not like anyone reads them anyway, but whatever haha.

TONGO
08-18-16, 02:00 PM
Breaking News.........

http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/16856/file-597918136-jpg/images/litigators-newscasters-similarities.jpg

President TONGO Underwoods exit from his alliance with Blue Lightning, the reasons are coming clearer. This private message transcript was found by NBC Nightly News, and it is a disturbing picture of Prime Minister Cosmic Trudeau.... sexually stalking President TONGO Underwood!

TONGO baby, I love you more than free Wi-Fi. While looking thru all your fascinating trade offers on the forum I found a 3 year old post of bacon flavored condoms. I bought some cause I am hungry, for YOU! Please be my lover TONGO - RIDE ME LIKE A PONY!

We'll have more on this as the story develops.......

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 02:09 PM
It is a disturbing picture of Prime Minister Cosmic Trudeau.... sexually stalking President TONGO Underwood
http://revistaladoa.com.br/sites/default/files/2016/06/noticias/gay-kiss.jpg

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 02:16 PM
*cough* I mean, I love my wife and kids. :shifty:

http://www.chatelaine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trudeau-family-photo-portrait-couch-660x440.jpg

donniedarko
08-18-16, 02:18 PM
Donnie has an immunity idol.

*another lie about Donnie

Haha, this might be the first time i havent had to lie in this game.

It is the last round i can use the idol anyways, i may participate for the hell of it though. Love a good roast session

Camo
08-18-16, 02:20 PM
It is the last round? So the final is going to be a top three?

TONGO
08-18-16, 02:22 PM
http://biglike.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/98/2015/11/537.jpg

http://www.pcdesktopbackgrounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nixon.png

https://i.imgur.com/UJNik3Ch.jpg
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ornkd5LsoDDRAQHFC/giphy.gif

https://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Mackey-artimg.jpg

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 02:23 PM
It is the last round? So the final is going to be a top three?

Nope. It's a Final Two. There's one more round.

Camo
08-18-16, 02:24 PM
Love how the first one says choosing about Kim Jong Un as if they had a choice.

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 02:25 PM
Unless a Final Three is better?

Isn't the traditional thing on Survivor a Final Three? Was it always a Final Three in earlier MoFo seasons of this?

Camo
08-18-16, 02:26 PM
Unless a Final Three is better?

Isn't the traditional thing on Survivor a Final Three? Was it always a Final Three in earlier MoFo seasons of this?

It was only in the one teeter won i think.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 02:27 PM
https://i.imgur.com/UJNik3Ch.jpg

Then why do you love it when I call you "daddy"? ;)

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 02:27 PM
It was only in the one teeter won i think.

If that's the case, we're having a Final Two.

TONGO
08-18-16, 02:28 PM
TONGO Underwood uses sarcasm to hide his own insecurities. If he were elected, it would just take a few rude reporters to make all his speeches sound like they were written by a teenaged girl.

I dont write like a teenaged girl...... SHE HURT MY FEELINGS!!! :bawling:

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 02:28 PM
It is the last round? So the final is going to be a top three?
He just means that this is the last round the idol can be used in.

If there even is an idol. I'm still convinced that it's a wild goose chase.

TONGO
08-18-16, 02:31 PM
Unless a Final Three is better?

Isn't the traditional thing on Survivor a Final Three? Was it always a Final Three in earlier MoFo seasons of this?

When they have a Final 3 on Survivor, they usually had 18 players or 16 players.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 02:33 PM
I guess now's as good a time as any to ask: Are the people who dropped out still going to participate on the jury, or are only the people who were actually eliminated going to be there?

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 02:33 PM
If it starts to really slow down in here, I might go ahead and pick a winner early. Keep lying, though, if you feel like it. I am enjoying it.

donniedarko
08-18-16, 02:34 PM
Unless a Final Three is better?

Isn't the traditional thing on Survivor a Final Three? Was it always a Final Three in earlier MoFo seasons of this?

It was final two, but i cant use the idol in the final 3 right?

TONGO
08-18-16, 02:35 PM
If it starts to really slow down in here, I might go ahead and pick a winner early. Keep lying, though, if you feel like it. I am enjoying it.

Theres less than a handful left and this games still rockin' (thats no lie) :)

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 02:37 PM
I guess now's as good a time as any to ask: Are the people who dropped out still going to participate on the jury, or are only the people who were actually eliminated going to be there?

Honestly, I'm not sure yet. A 10 person jury isn't an odd number. I'm kinda hoping for a 9 person jury -- tatmmw2, Omnizoa, Topsy, rauldc14, Friendly Mushroom!, MonnoM, Citizen Rules, and the two people who will be eliminated next.

I thought Hit Girl could stay off the jury since she basically eliminated herself (right?) and I haven't seen her around. While Tat, unfortunately, doesn't go anywhere.

But I have to see who's even gonna participate in the jury.........

donniedarko
08-18-16, 02:37 PM
Topsy and Hit Girl told me in confidence that Seanc pushed for their elimination since they wouldnt respond to his sexual advances

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 02:39 PM
It was final two, but i cant use the idol in the final 3 right?

This is the last time you can use an idol, if you have one.

donniedarko
08-18-16, 02:39 PM
Tongo is actually a Trump supporter, he just deosnt want to align with sexy on anything. How else would his post be so convincing?

donniedarko
08-18-16, 02:41 PM
how the hell did Sexy figure out this was an alt? Did you tell him?

From my PMs :shrug:

The secret is out i guess

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 02:48 PM
You guys have to stop sharing private messages. I don't fight with my words, I fight with my fists. #elbowgate (http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-elbow-all-party-committee-1.3609147)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/294b0d15b62271eff115aaa678137caf/tumblr_nwj4gbnypP1uqlwf2o5_1280.jpg

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 02:53 PM
Cosmic is suing her brain for unpaid child support

Okay, I am not getting this one right away.......

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 02:54 PM
Citizen Rules confirmed he will be on the Jury.

donniedarko
08-18-16, 02:55 PM
I'm going to play that off, but seriously cut that **** out. I know people will think its for the challenge, it doesn't help you or me though.

TUS is getting mad

donniedarko
08-18-16, 02:59 PM
Rumor has it Sean is actually an alt for Tongo. How else have neither of them gone after each other after the whole Hit Girl ordeal and being on "opposite alliances"

donniedarko
08-18-16, 03:01 PM
https://youtu.be/zIUzLpO1kxI

Our host is a racist

Listen to the einstien of our time for Gods sake

TONGO
08-18-16, 03:01 PM
Top 10 things that would destroy CosmicRunaways reputation......

10. Not calling her a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be "Password"

9. We find out CosmicRunaway is actually CiCi, who everyone thought was a girl, everyone thought CosmicRunaway a guy....the reality is ......CosmicRunaway is Pat! Sexys right and PAT IS THEUSUALSUSPECT!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ShZLpPuNrHA/USK3cs5lSQI/AAAAAAAAEj0/FNhow4io4BY/s1600/its-pat.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

8. Hitler thinks shes easier than Poland.

7. Its found out her breath is so bad, that when she yawns, her teeth duck.

6. When her kids are bullied at school she tells them, "When a bully asks for your lunch money, say you put it on their mothers dresser"

5.

http://media.santabanta.com/joke/visuals/10324.jpg

4. Finds out shes immune to men because shes been inoculated so many times.

3. Thought she was supposed to wash her hair in the sink because thats where youre supposed to wash vegetables.

2. Stares at frozen orange juice because it says "concentrate"

......and the #1 reason CosmicRunaways reputation would be damaged.............

1. When wearing a bikini she thinks men are polite for staring at the covered parts!

https://media.giphy.com/media/11lavGTrLQZnAQ/giphy.gif

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 03:04 PM
CosmicRunaway is Pat!

PAT IS THEUSUALSUSPECT!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ShZLpPuNrHA/USK3cs5lSQI/AAAAAAAAEj0/FNhow4io4BY/s1600/its-pat.jpg


No, that's Omnizoa.

donniedarko
08-18-16, 03:04 PM
Tongo is a good survivor player

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 03:06 PM
Topsy and Friendly Mushroom! have confirmed they'll be on the Jury.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 03:06 PM
6. When her kids are bullied at school she tells them, "When a bully asks for your lunch money, say you put it on their mothers dresser"
Hey, that's a legitimate strategy.

CosmicRunaway
08-18-16, 03:14 PM
I think you guys can do better than that. Are we fighting for our place in this competition, or complimenting each other over tea? It's hard to tell. I haven't even started to lie yet, all I've done so far is tell the truth.

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/h0Tc_6LVf31Dx5HZbweVXg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9MTI4MDtoPTk2MDtpbD1wbGFuZQ--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/news/2013-10-30/e02970bf-7d0f-4f49-a3a1-6368d75d0396_04931171.jpg

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 03:16 PM
rauldc14 confirmed as a member of the Jury.

TONGO
08-18-16, 03:24 PM
I think you guys can do better than that. Are we fighting for our place in this competition, or complimenting each other over tea? It's hard to tell. I haven't even started to lie yet, all I've done so far is tell the truth.

Oh yes Cosmic Trudeau youre a good new fresh gamer. Good in challenges, seeking things.....if you or Donnie Nixon started in Crimson Coalition theyd have devoured you two cupcakes faster than a cigarrette being smoked in a prison.

Ill keep dancing and trying, the best I can hope for is a final 2. Nobody likes me on the jury, and other than Hit Girl, they may have good reason. My final 2 reward will be to expose my throat so the jurors can descend on me like the kids from Lord Of The Flies.

Truth.

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2015/gifs/frank-sideeye-010.w529.h352.gif

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 03:25 PM
MonnoM confirmed as a member of the Jury.

Sexy Celebrity
08-18-16, 03:25 PM
What about special awards like Favorite Player?

TONGO
08-18-16, 03:27 PM
What about special awards like Favorite Player?

You can copy the list from Latveria, and just PM it to anyone thats played or kept up with the thread.

MonnoM
08-18-16, 03:27 PM
This is grade A, crap-in-a-box worthy stuff. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a79/ron_k/poopcorn.gif