Quote of the Day

[Caitlyn]

Define Irony, A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band killed in a plane wreck. ~ Con Air

[Vicious Candy]

"I am french you silly king! Why do you think I have this outraaaaaagious accent?!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail. French Guard.

[Revenant]

Define Irony, A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band killed in a plane wreck. ~ Con Air

I adore that line from 'Con Air'. :D

When we played softball, I'd steal 2nd base, feel guilty and go back.
~Woody Allen~

[Caitlyn]

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. ~ Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~ Mark Twain




Where is Fire... :(

[Knoxville]

How'd you like THEM apples?-Ben Affleck Good Will Hunting

[Yoda]

Too amusing not to post...

"The prosecution deliberately mischaracterized that evidence by consciously failing to put before the court all of the evidence concerning those panties."
-- Kobe Bryant's defense team

[nebbit]

A thought

Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine to your brain......and that is where crap ideas come from.
:idea:

[Caitlyn]

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns (1896-1996)

[nebbit]

"Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one"
Henry Louis Mencken

[cradle]

A thought

Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine to your brain......and that is where crap ideas come from.
:idea:
i just had to reply and say i love that qoute!

[nebbit]

i just had to reply and say i love that qoute!


Thanks I do also and I never hold in my farts :laugh:

[Caitlyn]

"Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one"
Henry Louis Mencken



This one made me remember one I always liked...


"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast." ~ General William T. Sherman

:D

[nebbit]

"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are. If I killed them all there would be news from Hell before breakfast." ~ General William T. Sherman

:D

How true :D

[Caitlyn]

Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ~Will Rogers

[DrenaiWarrior]

"Wont Life be dull when your dead" - David Gemmell

"Sometimes the majority just means all the idiots are on the same side" -annonymous

and my other quotes are below on my signature :D

[nebbit]

What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness
Jean Jacques Rousseau

:yup:

[DrenaiWarrior]

What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness
Jean Jacques Rousseau

:yup:

What a good quote...I'll have to remember that one.


One day all will be as it began...Dust in the wind...Ashes in the ground - Myself (yeah it might have been said before but I've never heard it!)

[Piddzilla]

I saw the chinese film Hero a couple of days ago and there was a really cool line in it. Since it is in chinese and the subtitles on my copy were in swedish I'll try to translate it properly to english.

Swordsman Nameless: "What's the matter with the candles?"

King of Qin: "Your murderous intent makes them anxious."


:cool:

[Caitlyn]

I saw the chinese film Hero a couple of days ago and there was a really cool line in it. Since it is in chinese and the subtitles on my copy were in swedish I'll try to translate it properly to english.


:cool:



When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. ~ Will Rogers

[nebbit]

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. ~ Will Rogers

:cool: :cool:

If nothing changed, there would be no butterflies. Unknown.
:yup:

[firegod]

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." - Pat Robertson

:rotfl:

[Sedai]

yup that is funny, or damn scary, still trying to figure out which.....


_S

[Yoda]

Why pick just one? ;)

[firegod]

"We are all victims of mythology in one way or another. We are the inheritors, and many times the propogators, of a desire to believe what we want to believe, regardless of whether or not it is true." - J.V. Stewart

[bluebottle]

The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes. - Stanley Kubrick

[firegod]

"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned." - unknown

[bluebottle]

Personally, I'm in favor of democracy, which means that the central institutions of society have to be under popular control. Now, under capitalism, we can't have democracy by definition. Capitalism is a system in which the central institutions of society are in principle under autocratic control. Thus, a corporation or an industry is, if we were to think of it in political terms, fascist; that is, it has tight control at the top and strict obedience has to be establishedat every level--there's little bargaining, a little give and take,but the line of authority is perfectly straightforward. Just as I'm opposed to political fascism, I'm opposed to economic fascism. I think that until the major institutions of society are under the popular control of participants and communities, it's pointless to talk about democracy. - Noam Chomsky

[Yoda]

Personally, I'm in favor of democracy, which means that the central institutions of society have to be under popular control. Now, under capitalism, we can't have democracy by definition. Capitalism is a system in which the central institutions of society are in principle under autocratic control. Thus, a corporation or an industry is, if we were to think of it in political terms, fascist; that is, it has tight control at the top and strict obedience has to be establishedat every level--there's little bargaining, a little give and take,but the line of authority is perfectly straightforward. Just as I'm opposed to political fascism, I'm opposed to economic fascism. I think that until the major institutions of society are under the popular control of participants and communities, it's pointless to talk about democracy. - Noam ChomskyBleh. Chomsky said that? Is he serious? Yikes.

Anyway, just so the steady steam of anti-religious quotes don't go completely unanswered...

"It is largely because the free-thinkers, as a school, have hardly made up their minds whether they want to be more optimist or more pessimist than Christianity that their small but sincere movement has failed. For the duel is deadly; and any agnostic who wishes to be anything more than a Nihilist must sympathize with one version of nature or the other."
-- GK Chesterton

[Piddzilla]

Bleh. Chomsky said that? Is he serious? Yikes.

Anyway, just so the steady steam of anti-religious quotes don't go completely unanswered...

"It is largely because the free-thinkers, as a school, have hardly made up their minds whether they want to be more optimist or more pessimist than Christianity that their small but sincere movement has failed. For the duel is deadly; and any agnostic who wishes to be anything more than a Nihilist must sympathize with one version of nature or the other."
-- GK Chesterton

Hmmm... Agnostic = Nihilist?

[firegod]

Yeah. Kinda cooky.

"Our hope of immortality does not come from any religions, but nearly all religions come from that hope." - Robert G. Ingersoll

[Yoda]

Hmmm... Agnostic = Nihilist?Is it so hard to believe? The definition of nihilist is broader than merely anarchism. It also refers to those who advocate extreme skepticism, and hold that nothing can be truly known.

[Piddzilla]

Is it so hard to believe? The definition of nihilist is broader than merely anarchism. It also refers to those who advocate extreme skepticism, and hold that nothing can be truly known.

Well, an agnostic is certainly not the same thing as an anarchist. To me a nihilist has a very negative sound to it, while an agnostic is someone who is eager to learn more about things. I look at myself as an agnostic and I have never been attracted to nihilist views.

A satanist on the other hand is, to me, a nihilist.

[bluebottle]

I'll try to lighten the mood.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy. - W. C. Fields

[Caitlyn]

"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!" ~ Will Rogers

[susan]

here's one i thought was interesting ..it was a cryptoquote in my paper

if we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin. ivan turgenev

[firegod]

"How do you write women so well?"

"I think of a man. Then I remove reason and accountability." - As Good as it Gets

[firegod]

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson

Robertson is without a doubt my favorite person to quote. :)

[firegod]

Oops, I already posted that quote. Oh well; no harm in revisiting it. :)

[Caitlyn]

"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." ~ Plato


Hmmm… wonder if Plato could have known Robertson would come along… ;)

[firegod]

"This sucks! A maniac gets a hold of my gun and runs all over the streets killin' people with it, so, instead of bein' where I oughta be, home in bed with my gal givin' her the high hard one, I'm out here doin' THIS ****: roamin' around the streets with an overdressed charcoal-colored loser like you!" - 48 Hours

[firegod]

The Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side last year; that's my policy.
Frank Drebin: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards; that's my policy.
The Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones! - The Naked Gun

[Piddzilla]

I do not believe in the black or white. Always trust the gray.

-Vincent van Gogh

[susan]

I do not believe in the black or white. Always trust the gray.

-Vincent van Gogh

interesting quote..thanks for sharing

i have two

the first one...

looking back, i have this to regret, that too often when i loved, i did not say so.

david grayson


second

there are two ways of spreading light - to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it

edith wharton

[Piddzilla]

King of Qin: "It just dawned on me! This scroll of Broken Sword's isn't about sword technique but about swordsmanship's ultimate ideal. Swordsmanship's first achievement is the unity of man and sword. Once this unity is attained, even a blade of grass can be a weapon. The second achievement is when the sword exists in one's heart when absent from one's hand. One can strike an enemy at 100 paces, even with bare hands. Swordsmanship's ultimate achievement is the absence of the sword in both hand and heart. The swordsman is at peace with the rest of the world. He vows not to kill and to bring peace to mankind."

-From the film Ying xiong / Hero (2002), written by Feng Li, Bin Wang & Yimou Zhang

[Caitlyn]

"When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it." ~ ?




I’ve always liked this one although I have no idea who said it… anyone else know?

[bluebottle]

...anyone else know?
Nope, that info is forever lost.;)

"A dreamer lives forever, and a toiler dies in a day." ~ John Locke

[susan]

here's yesterday's cryptoquote:

don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin..
grace hansen

[Caitlyn]

Good one Susan... :)



"[T]he Indian…is a product of literature, history, and art, and a product that, as an invention, often bears little resemblance to actual, living Native American people." ~ Louis Owens - Cherokee/Choctaw

[Sedai]

Good one Susan... :)



"[T]he Indian…is a product of literature, history, and art, and a product that, as an invention, often bears little resemblance to actual, living Native American people." ~ Louis Owens - Cherokee/Choctaw

Great quotes, and I really like the last by Caity. Cait, you got rep from me, I forgot to sign it :)

[nebbit]

don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin..
grace hansen

Love this Susan, I am so glad that I'm in the, I Have a life group.... phew :D

When Nelson Mandella signed the new South African constitution in 1996 he said;

We give life to our nation's prayer for freedom regained and a continent reborn.http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage11/4.gif

[Rasputin]

Here's one.

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
- Aldous Huxle

[nebbit]

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
- Aldous Huxle

Wow, now that would be sad :bawling:

[Rasputin]

Wow, now that would be sad :bawling:
On the contrary, its an encouraging thought. Think about it, if the life we live in right now is the WORST it can possbily get, then we much to look for after death.

[nebbit]

On the contrary, its an encouraging thought. Think about it, if the life we live in right now is the WORST it can possbily get, then we much to look for after death.

:eek: that's it, I'm done, as I don't beleive in life after death. http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage46/18.gif

[Rasputin]

:eek: that's it, I'm done, as I don't beleive in life after death. http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage46/18.gif

This isn't good. We are going to have to change that.

[nebbit]

This isn't good. We are going to have to change that.

No need, as I am having a pretty good life in this hell ;)

[firegod]

This isn't good. We are going to have to change that.

It's unfortunate that you feel someone has to change their views on religion just because those views are not the same as your own.

[Rasputin]

It's unfortunate that you feel someone has to change their views on religion just because those views are not the same as your own.

One need not take everything so seriously. The sarcasm in what I said to nebbit is biting, and he got it. Loosen up.

[firegod]

One need not take everything so seriously. The sarcasm in what I said to nebbit is biting, and he got it. Loosen up.

I'm very loose. It certainly didn't seem like sarcasm (or that Nebbit took it that way, for that matter), but I'll take your word for it.

[nebbit]

Hey nebbit is a she, not a he, aren't I. http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/cowgirlh.jpg

[firegod]

"Any belief in supernatural creators, rulers, or influencers of natural or human process introduces an irreparable split into the universe, and prevents us from grasping its real unity. Any belief in Absolutes, whether the absolute validity of moral commandments, of authority of revelation, of inner certitudes, or of divine inspiration, erects a formidable barrier against progress and the responsibility of improvement, moral, rational, and religious." - Julian Huxley

[bluebottle]

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Yogi Berra

[nebbit]

For me, survival is the ability to cope with difficulties, with circumstances, and to overcome them..........Nelson Mandella :D

[Caitlyn]

I ran across this last night and thought I would share:


"We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used when applied to a female of the human race. Coming as it did, reasonably close on the heels of two revolver shots directed at the person of whom it was probably used, we think it carries every reasonable implication of ill-will toward that person." ~ Smith v. Moran, 193 N.E. 2d 466.

[Piddzilla]

I ran across this last night and thought I would share:


"We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used when applied to a female of the human race. Coming as it did, reasonably close on the heels of two revolver shots directed at the person of whom it was probably used, we think it carries every reasonable implication of ill-will toward that person." ~ Smith v. Moran, 193 N.E. 2d 466.

:rotfl:

[runningscared]

"The only secure knowledge is that I exist" -Descartes

[nebbit]

I ran across this last night and thought I would share:


"We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used when applied to a female of the human race. Coming as it did, reasonably close on the heels of two revolver shots directed at the person of whom it was probably used, we think it carries every reasonable implication of ill-will toward that person." ~ Smith v. Moran, 193 N.E. 2d 466.

That piddz has a strange sence of humour, still like him though.

as a female I think it is sad and true. :yup:

[Caitlyn]

That piddz has a strange sence of humour, still like him though.

as a female I think it is sad and true. :yup:


It is sad and very true… but I guess I share Piddy’s strange sense of humor because I thought the way it was worded was hilarious… ;)

[bluebottle]

...I guess I share Piddy’s strange sense of humor because I thought the way it was worded was hilarious…
Me too.:D

We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition. ~ Alex Comfort

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. ~ Pat Robertson

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. ~ Mark Twain

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. ~ Oscar Wilde

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes.

[Yoda]

Me too.:D

We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition. ~ Alex Comfort

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. ~ Pat Robertson

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. ~ Mark Twain

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. ~ Oscar Wilde

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes.Nice quotes; though I'm afraid I'll have to refer to you as "firegod Lite" from now on.

[bluebottle]

I was thinking of dedicating the Pat Robertson quote to him. :D

[firegod]

I was thinking of dedicating the Pat Robertson quote to him. :D

Cool. I actually have that quote (well, a slightly different version of it) among my rotating sigs and I even posted it in this thread twice! I can't help but laugh at that bufoon.

[Caitlyn]

"Among the Indians there have been no written laws. Customs handed down from generation to generation have been the only laws to guide them. Every one might act different from what was considered right did he choose to do so, but such acts would bring upon him the censure of the Nation.... This fear of the Nation's censure acted as a mighty band, binding all in one social, honorable compact." ~ George Copway (Kah-ge-ga-bowh) ~ Ojibwa, 1818-1863

[Yoda]

"Among the Indians there have been no written laws. Customs handed down from generation to generation have been the only laws to guide them. Every one might act different from what was considered right did he choose to do so, but such acts would bring upon him the censure of the Nation.... This fear of the Nation's censure acted as a mighty band, binding all in one social, honorable compact." ~ George Copway (Kah-ge-ga-bowh) ~ Ojibwa, 1818-1863Good quote. It's about time we de-stigmatized stigma.

[runningscared]

"Nothing is just black or white"

[bluebottle]

There is no reason to accept the doctrines crafted to sustain power and privilege, or to believe that we are constrained by mysterious and unknown social laws. These are simply decisions made within institutions that are subject to human will and that must face the test of legitimacy. And if they do not meet the test, they can be replaced by other institutions that are more free and more just, as has happened often in the past. ~ Noam Chomsky

[Yoda]

There is no reason to accept the doctrines crafted to sustain power and privilege, or to believe that we are constrained by mysterious and unknown social laws. These are simply decisions made within institutions that are subject to human will and that must face the test of legitimacy. And if they do not meet the test, they can be replaced by other institutions that are more free and more just, as has happened often in the past. ~ Noam ChomskyIn English:

"Religion bites, and its days are numbered."

:)

[Caitlyn]

"Children were encouraged to develop strict discipline and a high regard for sharing. When a girl picked her first berries and dug her first roots, they were given away to an elder so she would share her future success. When a child carried water for the home, an elder would give compliments, pretending to taste meat in water carried by a boy or berries in that of a girl. The child was encouraged not to be lazy and to grow straight like a sapling." ~ Mourning Dove [Christine Quintasket] (1888-1936) Salish

[bluebottle]

Courage is of no value unless accompanied by justice; yet if all men became just, there would be no need for courage. ~ Agesilaus of Sparta

[nebbit]

Great quote's guys http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage40/19.gif :cool:

[Rasputin]

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly." --Einstein.

[susan]

appreciation is a wonderful thing: it makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well...voltaire

[Golgot]

Ah, some crafty craftings there. Me like with a capital Lik. :)

In English:

"Religion bites, and its days are numbered."

:)

I think something Chomsky was chomping on there was the idea that....

"Religions have to change over time."

Different thing. :)

[jrs]

"Tell me who you walk with, and I will tell you who you are"

[Richard Hell]

" life hands you allot of tricks, puzzles, mazes, games, $hit , fights and sometimes it hands you a free dvd! :) "

[Caitlyn]

"Life is mostly froth and bubbles, Two things stand like stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, Courage in your own."
~Adam Lindsay Gordon

[undercoverlover]

I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals...im a vegetarian because i HATE plants!----whitney houston

[Caitlyn]

Never let a fool kiss you and never let a kiss fool you. ~ Anonymous

[nebbit]

Never let a fool kiss you and never let a kiss fool you. ~ Anonymous

Now you tell me :rolleyes: ;)

[susan]

cryptoquote in today's paper :

Through politics men can learn to use ballots instead of bullets, symbols instead of weapons.

M. Ascoli

[susan]

another quote i found:

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

Winston Churchill

[nebbit]

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer
in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is
taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be
a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

[susan]

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer
in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is
taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be
a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?



it is amazing..thanks for posting...

[nebbit]

it is amazing..thanks for posting...

That's Fine, I have seen it a few times, a friend sent it to me today so I thought I would post it. http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage33/1.gif

[susan]

another cryptoquote in today's paper:

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Tom Clancy

[Piddzilla]

You're a dedicated swallower of fascism

-Billy Bragg

[Garrett]

"It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang, and you jump out first!"
- George, upset that Jerry saw Jane topless before him, in "The Hamptons"


(from SEINFELD)

[Golgot]

"This is perfectly reasonable, since a non-working missile defence system should be sufficient to deter a non-existant threat from Iran or North Korea"

Bob Park, editor of the American Physical Societies 'What's New' Newsletter, on the US Senate Armed Services Commitee's decision to deploy the missile system without independent tests to prove it works

[jungerpants]

In honor of the release of Spider-Man 2 at midnight tonight:

"With great power comes great responsibility"

-Ben Parker

[Golgot]

"The United States will be involved in the trial but from behind the scenes, more like a puppet master."

-Professor Michael Scharf, US director of the war crimes regional office, on Saddam's trial

http://argument.independent.co.uk/commentators/story.jsp?story=537842

[Garrett]

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." -- Dave Barry

[susan]

cyptoquote..today's paper

We might be more eager to accept good advice if it didn't continually interfere with our plans.

L.L. Levinson

[nebbit]

cyptoquote..today's paper

We might be more eager to accept good advice if it didn't continually interfere with our plans.

L.L. Levinson

:cool:

[Caitlyn]

:cool:


Ditto :cool:

[susan]

cryptoquote - today's paper

Tomorrow I will live, the fool does say;
Today's too late;
The wise loved yesterday.

Martial

[Tazz]

:)

[susan]

cryptoquote - today's paper

If we had no failings ourselves, we should not take so much pleasure in finding those of others.

Rochewoucauld

[Garrett]

Here's another one for today:

"Thanks for putting Michael Moore's face on the cover.. we were out of toilet paper and it did the trick" - A disgruntled letter from this week's Entertainment Weekly.

[John McClane]

If a man does his best, what else is there? The Point: Just do your best. That's all that can be asked.

[nebbit]

Thought for today .......

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should**be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :eek:

[Caitlyn]

Thought for today .......

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should**be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :eek:


:rotfl:

[John McClane]

Thought for today .......

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should**be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :eek:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[7thson]

I would like to Quote myself: "I would like to Quote myself"

[AboveTheClouds]

"Won't someone send me a princess who bites" Frank Zappa-Jewish Princess

[susan]

Thought for today .......

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should**be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :eek:

thanks for posting (late as usual) i love it

[Agent 0 Zero]

This is what happens when your pissed about being pissed
http://www3.telus.net/public/ehopkins/funny-pictures/george-w-bush-pictures/george-w-bush-pictures-0003.jpg

[Agent 0 Zero]

"It’s different when you’re in high school. You don’t really like people. There’s just the people you can go out with, the people you cant go out with, the people you would like to go out with, and the people who would like to go out with you. So just **** your feelings and go out with all of them."
Rudy on High School Relationships

[Garrett]

"Hello, we're the fattest nation on Earth. You Canadians just aren't trying hard enough."

[Golgot]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
George Bush

[nebbit]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
George Bush

:eek: :goof: :laugh:

[susan]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
George Bush

thanks for posting that.... :D

[AboveTheClouds]

Todays quote is a product of my younger cousin who infact didn't take his dexadrine today.

"Why doesn't popcorn taste like coke"

[Ash_Lee]

"Ash is no longer mere environmental waste"
Charming :rolleyes:

[susan]

cryptoquote...yesterday's paper

There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Benjamin Franklin

[Ulysses Everett McGill]

"Hard times flush the chumps. Everyones looking for answers..."

UEM

[John McClane]

Today's Quote:
"Eat thunder and crap lighting."

[DrenaiWarrior]

Well I can say its been a while but while i am doing a speech that involves a favorite quote i thought i'd stop by and share one with you all...but i may not get it exactly right so dont berate me because i havent been around for a while and my ego is a bit week at the moment :(

"It's ****e being Scottish Tommy. We're the lowest of the low, scum of the ****ing earth. Most people hate the British, But I dont hate the British...they're just a bunch of wankers! Us...we were colonized by wankers! Its a ****e state of affairs to be in tommy, and all the fresh air in Scotland wont change fu**all." - Trainspotting

[nebbit]

"It's ****e being Scottish Tommy. We're the lowest of the low, scum of the ****ing earth. Most people hate the British, But I dont hate the British...they're just a bunch of wankers! Us...we were colonized by wankers! Its a ****e state of affairs to be in tommy, and all the fresh air in Scotland wont change fu**all." - Trainspotting

I love that speech...........where have you been??.........I have missed you. :bawling: I hope you are back for good :kiss:

[HellboyUnleashed]

ok here is the best qoute of the day that i did not see in the first or last page and i dont have enough time to read all of them.
"remember kids, do buy drugs! if you're a celebrity they give them to you for free!"
-Love Actually

"Ze Germans are not coming for you tommy. relax. Gad Damn, Tommy who gave you that piece of s***?!?!?!?!?!"
-Snatch :)

[susan]

cyptoquote....today's paper

The person who knows "how" will always have a job, the person who knows "why" will always be his boss.

Diane Savitch

[nebbit]

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/yes_no/yes2.gif

[susan]

cryptoquote...today's paper

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

George Burns

[Cabbage Head]

Opinions are like armpits - we all have them, and they all stink.

[nebbit]

Opinions are like armpits - we all have them, and they all stink.

Speak for yourself :)

[totalacid1]

lately my life has been turned upside down so im curently standing on my head to see life in its true light ......... me

life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat your bound to get p**sed of ..... me

ash's to ash's dust to dust if you dont whip it and use it its going to rust ......... Evil dude in highlander 2

[7thson]

"The last time I looked at my watch I was out of time"---- not sure who said this?

[Nitzer]

Opinions are like ******** - you're only fond of yours. I actually invented this one, if it's been invented alreayd, well sucks for me; I still think of it as my own quote.

[totalacid1]

YOU CAN NOT KILL WHAT YOU DID NOT CREATE ......... SLIPKNOT

:furiousdevil: 666 :furiousdevil:

[John McClane]

"We are a fact-gathering organization only. We don't clear anybody. We don't condemn anybody."
-J. Edgar Hoover

[Nitzer]

YOU CAN NOT KILL WHAT YOU DID NOT CREATE ......... SLIPKNOT

First of all... yes you can. Second - ****tiest band ever. (I'm only calling it a band because somehow their screaming is considrered singing.)

Oh cool, 500th post!

[Cabbage Head]

Don't sit down if you've got slivers up your a$$.

I don't even think this one is very good. But it makes me laugh. My grandpa used to say it.

[chicagofrog]

when you're dead, you're not here. then again, when you're alive, you're absent of almost everywhere.

[nebbit]

Don't sit down if you've got slivers up your a$$.

http://pages.prodigy.net/hauxfan/Signs/Text_in_Bubble/4.gif

[chicagofrog]

Nebbit knows great nice emoticons!

[nebbit]

*
*Subject: definition
*
*
BITCHOLOGY

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.
When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.
When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.
Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.
The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!
So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.
And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.
B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything
Send this to 5 women to put a smile on their face!! "If you can't do something right, get a woman to do it."

Have a great day!!! :D :D :D

[susan]

you go girl....nice..

[Piddzilla]

"Bush says and claims, that we hate freedom, let him tell us then, 'Why did we not attack Sweden?'"
-Osama Bin Laden
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/10/29/binladen.tape/index.html

:D Guess I'm safe then... AND free...

[nebbit]

"Bush says and claims, that we hate freedom, let him tell us then, 'Why did we not attack Sweden?'"
-Osama Bin Laden
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/10/29/binladen.tape/index.html

:D Guess I'm safe then... AND free...

Why would he, ;) Osama has all his money there :yup: :laugh:

[Caitlyn]

Aberdeen Saturday Pioneer - December 15, 1890:

"The spirit of the original owners of these vast prairies inherited through centuries of fierce and bloody wars for their possession, lingered last in the bosom of Sitting Bull. With his fall the nobility of the Redskin is extinguished, and what few are left are a pack of whining curs who lick the hand that smites them. The Whites, by law of conquest, by justice of civilization, are masters of the American continent, and the best safety of the frontier settlements will be secured by the total annihilation of the few remaining Indians." ~ Frank Baum (author of The Wizard of Oz)

[nebbit]

OMG that is terrible Caity. :(

[susan]

i agree and i can't believe that l frank baum said that...but then again...

thanks for enlightening me, caity...

[DrenaiWarrior]

Christ almighty its been a while since i was here again...sorry nebbit but i am finishing college this semester and have beend doing firearms training and interernships but I will try and stop by more...i do miss a good chat about movies

QUOTE

"Sometimes I remember what I forgot in my sleep...and all this does is make me glad that I don't sleep much." - that was my own...which I told my friend Leon last saturday when I woke up on the hard wood floor with a hangover and lingering images of a terrible nightmare that was leaving me just as I woke up.

[nebbit]

Christ almighty its been a while since i was here again...sorry nebbit but i am finishing college this semester and have beend doing firearms training and interernships but I will try and stop by more...i do miss a good chat about movies

We miss you :bawling: nice to see you :D

[chicagofrog]

We miss you :bawling: nice to see you :D

who are you quoting? ;)

What we think, we become.
(Buddha)

[undercoverlover]

good luck mr gorsky-- neil armstrong

[Caitlyn]

"The word 'black' means 'a void,' so I have never seen a black man. The word 'white' means 'lack of pigment,' so I have never seen a white man either. There's only one race: the human race." ~ Herb Jeffries

[SpoOkY]

Here's my cheery quotes for the day, enjoy!

"Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." -unknown

"Our lives improve only when we take chances -- and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves."-unknown

“Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!" -unknown, cheer factor 10 =)

Sorry these are all unknown but I hope these brightened up you're day......well not so much the second one as it's quite practical.......... and the first one is a bit serious.......well at least the last one might cheer you up :D cya

[susan]

those were great...thanks for posting them...

The most terrible of lies is not that which is uttered but that which is lived.

W. Clarke

If the other person injures you, you may forget the injury; but if you injure him, you will always remember.

Gibran

[SpoOkY]

That's cool I like cheering people up :)

Your quote was good too

If the other person injures you, you may forget the injury; but if you injure him, you will always remember.

Gibran

It's really impacting; because it makes you think, nice sentiment too.

[Caitlyn]

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." ~ Jimi Hendrix



"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!" - Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts (Charles M. Schulz)

[John McClane]

"I am the state." -Louis XIV

I just learned about him today so, I thought I'd post his most famous qoute.

[susan]

cryptoquote: today's paper:

Adam: The one man in the world who couldn't say, "Pardon me, haven't I seen you before?"

Speaker Unknown

[Richard Hell]

"Anyone who doesn't sell out is stupid."
Cooper on Skateboarding


"Change is a necessity,for if it wasnt for change, life wouldn't be possible to keep a balance. "
~Frank~

[nebbit]

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!" - Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts (Charles M. Schulz)

I like this one :yup:

[chicagofrog]

you like jazz, Evan?

[Caitlyn]

"Your religion was written upon tablets of stone by the iron finger of your God so that you could not forget. The Red Man could never comprehend or remember it. Our religion is the traditions of our ancestors -- the dreams of our old men, given them in solemn hours of the night by the Great Spirit; and the visions of our sachems, and is written in the hearts of our people." ~ Chief Seattle

[undercoverlover]

'love isnt brains children, it's blood'

spike from buffy, lovers walk

[nebbit]

Homosexuality is assuredly no advantage, but it is nothing to be ashamed of, no vice, no degradation, it cannot be classified as an illness; we consider it to be a variation of the sexual function, produced by a certain arrest of the sexual development. It is a great injustice to persecute homosexuality as a crime—and a cruelty too.

Sigmund Freud


:yup: :yup: :yup:

[chicagofrog]

Author - Oscar Wilde

English - the great events of the world take place in the brain

Albanian - ngjarjet e mëdha të botës ndodhin në tru
Aragones - as grans zelebrazions d'o mundo tienen se fan en o zelebro
Asturian - los grandes eventos del mundiu tienen llugar en celebru
Basque - munduko gertakari benetan handiak garunean gertatzen dira
Bolognese - i fât inpurtànt dal månnd, i câpiten int al zarvèl
Brazilian Portuguese - os grandes acontecimentos do mundo acontecem no cérebro
Bresciano - i laur piò granch del mond, i capeta en del cò
Breton - en hon empenn eo e c'hoarvez darvoudoù bras ar bed
Calabrese - li granni avvenimienti de lu munnu succedanu dintra lu cerbiellu
Catalan - els grans esdeveniments del món tenen lloc al cervell
Croatian - veliki svjetski dogadaji zbivaju se u mozgu
Danish - verdens støreste hændelser sker i hjernen
Dutch - de grote wereldgebeurtenissen spelen zich af in de hersenen
Esperanto - la grandaj eventoj de la mondo okazas en la cerbo
Estonian - suured asjad sünnivad kõik inimeste peas
Ferrarese - i grand fatt dal mond i suzèdd in tåL zzarvèl
Finnish - maailman suuret tapahtumat tapahtuvat aivoissa
Flemish - de grote gebeurtenissen in de wereld hebben plaats in ons hoofd
French - les grands évènements de ce monde ont lieu dans le cerveau
Furlan - i gran fats dal mond 'a jan lûc intal çurviel
Galician - os grandes acontecementos do mundo teñen lugar no cerebro
German - die großen Ereignisse der Welt finden im Gehirn statt
Griko Salentino - ta pràmata mala pu èrcutte 'so ccosmo jennìutte so mialò
Hungarian - a világ nagy eseményei az agyban mennek végbe
Italian - i grandi avvenimenti del mondo hanno luogo nel cervello
Judeo Spanish - los grandes akontesimientos del mundo tienen lugar en el meoyo
Latin - mundi magna facinora in cerebro eveniunt
Leonese - los grandes fechos del mundu pasan nel celebru
Limburgian - de grutste èvenemênte èn de wêrd gebiëre èn os heed
Lombardo - i grand fatt del mond i succeden in del cervell
Mantuan - le pusè gran robe dal mond le capita in dal servel
Mudnés - i grànd avenimèint dal mànd i càpiten tòtt in dal zervèl
Neapolitan - 'e cchiù gruosse fatte r''o munno succèreno int'ê ccape
Norwegian - de store begivenheter i verden skjer i hjernen
Occitan - lu grands eveniments dau monde, an plaça dins lo cervèu
Papiamentu - e evenementunan grandi di mundu tin lugá den e serebro
Parmigiano - i gran event dal mond 's localizen in tal cervel
Piemontese - ij gròss event dël mond a l'han leu ant ël servel
Polish - wazne wydarzenia na swiecie rozgrywaja sie w mózgu
Portuguese - os grandes acontecimentos do mundo têm lugar no cérebro
Reggiano - i gran fat dal mond stan ed ca' in't al zervèll
Romagnolo - e' fatt piò nutèvul te mond a vegna dint'e' zirvèl
Roman - li granni avvenimenti der monno succedono ner cervello
Sardinian - sos avenimentos mannos de su mundu bient lughe in su kelbeddu
Sicilian - i granni avvenimenti pàrtinu tutti r'u cirivéddu
Spanish - los grandes acontecimientos del mundo tienen lugar en el cerebro
Swedish - världens största händelser är de som äger rum i hjärnan
Venetian - i grandi fati del móndo i càpita 'ntel servelo
Zeneize - i grændi avvegnimenti do mondo succédan into çervello

[nebbit]

Nicely done Froggie :D


HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes
age,
weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them.
That is why you pay
" them " .

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull
you
down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer,
crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain
idle. " An idle mind is
the devil's workshop." And the devil' s name is
Alzheimer.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you
gasp for
breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on.
The
only person who is with us our entire life, is
ourselves. Be ALIVE while
you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, Whether
it's
family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies,
whatever. Your home is
your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve
it. If
it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you
can improve, get
help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the
mall,
even to the next county; to a foreign country but
NOT to where the guilt
is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them,
at
every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.

:D :D :D

[chicagofrog]

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.

:D :D :D

i love that one!! :)

Author - Franklin P. Jones

English - experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again

Albanian - eksperienca është ajo gjë e mrekullueshme që të lejon të njohësh një gabim kur je duke e përsëritur
Aragones - a esperenzia ye ixa cosa marabillosa que te premite reconoxer un error cuan lo yes segundiando
Asturian - la esperiencia ye esa cosa maraviosa que te permite reconocer un error cuando tas repitiéndolu
Basque - esperientzia, lehengo oker bat errepikatzen ari zarenean antzemateko gaitasuna ematen dizun zera miragarri hori da
Bolognese - l'esperiänza l'é al quèl spetaculåuS ch'at fà arcgnósser un Sbâli quand t al tåurn a fèr
Bresciano - l'esperiensa l'è chel laur meravigliùs che el te fa reconoser en eruru entat che ta sét re a fal amò
Breton - ar skiant-prenañ eo an dra vurzhudus-se a laka an den e-tailh da anaout ur fazi p'en gra c'hoazh
Calabrese - l'esperienza è 'cchira cosa meravigliosa ca ti permetti di riconosci n'errori quannu lu stai rifacennu
Catalan - l'experiència és aquella cosa meravellosa que et permet reconèixer un error quan l'estàs cometent
Croatian - iskustvo je cudesna stvar koja ti pomaže da prepoznaš pogrešku kad je ponoviš
Danish - erfaringen er denne vidunderlige ting, der gør dig i stand til at genkende en fejl, når du begår den igen
Dutch - ervaring is die geweldige eigenschap, die je in staat stelt een fout te herkennen wanneer je hem opnieuw maakt
Esperanto - sperto estas tia mirindajo, kiu permesas vin rekoni eraron kiam vi gin faras novafoje
Estonian - kogemus on see imetore asi, mis laseb sul ära tunda vea, mille sa uuesti teed
Ferrarese - l'espariénzza l'è cal quèl stupend c'at parmét ad ricunossar un sbaLi quand'a tié dré faral ad növ
Finnish - kokemus on se ihmeellinen asia, jonka ansiosta tunnistat virheen kun teet sen taas
Flemish - ervaring is iets wonderlijks: ze zorgt ervoor dat je je een vergissing herinnert zodra je ze opnieuw maakt
French - l'expérience est cette chose merveilleuse qui te permet de reconnaître une erreur quand tu es en train de la commettre de nouveau
Furlan - il savê fâ e jè che robe meraveose che ti permet di ricognossi un fal cuant che tu lu stâs rifasint
Galician - a experiencia é esa cousa marabillosa que che permite recoñecer un erro cando estás a repetilo
German - Erfahrung ist diese fabelhafte Sache, die dich dazu befähigt, einen Fehler zu erkennen, sobald du dabei bist, ihn erneut zu begehen
Griko Salentino - i esperiènza è citto pprama poddhìn òrrio ka su kanni na 'nnorìsi 'na sbàjo motte to kanni 'nan addhi fforà
Hungarian - a tapasztalat az a remek dolog, aminek a segítségével fel tudsz ismerni egy hibát, amikor újra elköveted
Italian - l'esperienza è quella cosa meravigliosa che ti permette di riconoscere un errore quando lo stai ripetendo
Judeo Spanish - la eksperiensia es akeya koza maraviyoza ke te alisensia a rekonoser un yerro kuando lo azes de muevo
Latin - experientia res mira est qua potes errorem recognoscere cum iteres
Leonese - la esperieza ye esa cousa maraviosa que te permite reconocer un erru cuandu tas repitiéndulu
Limburgian - ondervènning ès iet hênnig: 't zérg tevér daste dich op de slaog 'n stoemmeteit kons rappeliëre aste ze obbenêr dees
Lombardo - l'esperienza l'è quella ròbba strepitosa che la te lassa cognòss i tò sbali quand te seet dree a faj anmò
Mantuan - l'esperiensa l'è chla roba belisima ch'l'at permet da capir 'n eror intant ch'at sè drè rifaral
Mudnés - l'esperièinza l'è càl quêl fantàstic ch'at permàtt ed arcgnàsser un eròr in càl mèinter che t'al fê dimàndi vòlti
Neapolitan - 'a sperienza è cchella cosa bbella assie che te permette 'e recanoscere n'errore quanno 'o staie facenno n'ata vota
Occitan - l'experiença es una chausa meravelhosa, que te permet de reconóisser un'error quand sies a la refar
Papiamentu - eksperiensha ta e kos maravioso ku ta permitíbo rekonosé un eror ora bo hasié
Parmigiano - l'esperienza l'é cla gran maravija ch' lat fa nasär i sbali prima 'd färli du volti
Piemontese - l'experiensa a l'é sa còsa maravijosa ch'a përmët 'd arconòsse un eror quand it lo fase torna
Polish - doswiadczenie to taka wspaniala rzecz, która pozwala ci rozpoznac blad gdy znów go popelniasz
Portuguese - a experiência é aquela coisa maravilhosa que nos permite reconhecer um erro quando estamos a repeti-lo
Reggiano - la speijnsia l'ee ch'la cosa mersaviliosa ch'la 't fa cgnòser l'eror quand t'é bèle sbaglièe 'n'etra volta
Romagnolo - l'ispirinza l'è qualcousa ad meravigious c'a t'ampera ad fe' not na roba quand c'as fe' n'eltra volta
Roman - l'esperienza è quea cosa meravijosa che te fa riconosce' 'n'erore quanno 'o stai a ripete'
Sardinian - s'esperiensia est cussa cosa meravigliosa ki ti permittit de connoskere un'errore kando ses po lu torrare a fàghere
Sicilian - l'ispirienza è dda cosa miravigghiusa ca ti pirmetti ri ricanùsciri 'nerròri quannu lu sta ripitennu
Spanish - la experiencia es esa cosa maravillosa que te permite reconocer un error cuando lo estás repitiendo
Swedish - erfarenhet är den förunderliga upplevelse som gör att du känner igen ett fel när du håller på att göra om det
Venetian - l'esperiensa l'è quela roba maravejóxa che la te fa riconósar un eror có che te si drio farlo da nóvo
Zeneize - l'espeiensa a l'é quella cösa mäveggiosa ch'a te fa conosce i sbali quande ti î fæ 'nna segonda vòtta

[undercoverlover]

When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to be more impressive than the outburst of the most violent amongst us.
Margery Allingham, Death of a Ghost, 1934

[Sleezy]

"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" -- Ernest Hemingway

[nebbit]

Thanks for that Sleezy, have you been away? :)

[Piddzilla]

Thanks for that Sleezy, have you been away? :)

That's your quote of the day??

[nebbit]

That's your quote of the day??

That's your quote for the day?? ;D

[7thson]

Derka

[Piddzilla]

"I think everything about Robbie Williams is fantastic, except the voice and the songs."
-Morrissey

[2wrongs]

:laugh:
"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. "
~Ralphie

[nebbit]

"I think everything about Robbie Williams is fantastic, except the voice and the songs."
-Morrissey

At last, a quote from the Pidd :D

[Piddzilla]

At last, a quote from the Pidd :D

Actually, it was from the Morr :)

[nebbit]

Actually, it was from the Morr :)

Oh, yes, and that too. ;)

[Piddzilla]

"Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution?"
-Groucho Marx

[Piddzilla]

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."
-Groucho... again

[Piddzilla]

"Behind every successful man stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife."
-Guess who...

[2wrongs]

I love the Marx Bros. I think Duck Soup is my fav.

[Piddzilla]

...and one last from Groucho:

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

[nebbit]

They are all good, thanks Piddy. :laugh:

[undercoverlover]

A dream is a wish your heart makes

Cinderella

[MovieMaker5087]

I don't know, Seth! Do I look like Joe Sega?

-My older brother Shawn upon me asking him a hard question about the Sega Genesis.

[nebbit]

A dream is a wish your heart makes

I hope not :eek: most of my dreams are weird :rolleyes:

[Piddzilla]

If man is five if man is five if man is five
then the devil is six then the devil is six then the devil is six then the devil is six
and if the devil is six then god is seven then god is seven then god is seven...
...this monkey's gone to heaven
...this monkey's gone to heaven
...this monkey's gone to heaven
...this monkey's gone to heaven
...this monkey's gone to heaven
...this monkey's gone to heaven
...this monkey's gone to heaven
...this monkey's gone to heaven
-Black Francis

[Garrett]

I'm on a big Zappa kick lately, and I was watching a video of the time when Frank was on Crossfire back in '86 regarding music censorship. Here are two choice bits.

Zappa: "We have a document--the letter of the law. Let's use the letter of the law and interpret it based on the twentieth century."

John Lofton (censorship advocate for The Washington Times): "You have repeatedly--in opposing even RATINGS for rock music--you have repeatedly cited the Constitution and the First Amendment. Do you think the Founding Fathers really gave us the First Amendment to defend songs that glorify Satanism and incest and suicide? Do you really believe that?"

Zappa: "Absolutely."

Lofton: "You really believe that?"

Zappa: "Yeah, I really believe it."

Lofton: "Then you're an idiot, then. You're an idiot."

Zappa: "Yeah? Well, I tell you what: KISS MY ASS."

------
Zappa gets prophetic:

Lofton: "I consider this national defense, pal. Families are UNDER ATTACK by people like you with these lyrics."

Zappa: "Can I make a statement about national defense? The biggest threat to America today is not communism. It's moving America toward a fascist theocracy. And everything that's happened during the Reagan administration is steering us right down that pipe."

Robert Novak: "Ohhhh, Mister Zappa!"

Zappa (mocking): "Yes. MISTER Zappa."

Novak: "Do you really think that?"

Zappa: "Yes. I really think that."
----

You can watch it here. (http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo?ifilmid=2658805)

[Piddzilla]

Aaah... Zappa did have style... God bless his soul.

[chicagofrog]

Aaah... Zappa did have style... God bless his soul.

yeppy!

[chicagofrog]

Author - Giorgio Barberi Squarotti

Italian - la povertà di linguaggio rende deboli: rischia di farci diventare schiavi delle idee altrui
Aragones - a pobreza d'o lenguache nos aniebla y pué fer-nos esclaus d'as ideyas d'atros
Asturian - la pobreza del llinguaxe debilita: puede tornanos n'esclavos de les idees ayenes
Brazilian Portuguese - a pobreza de linguagem nos enfraquece: podendo fazer de nós, escravos das idéias dos outrosBresciano - eser poarech en de la lngua el fa dientà deboj e ga fa riscià de dientà sciaf de le idee di oterBreton - gant ur yezh treut omp izilaet; gallout a ra hol lakaat da vezañ sklav da vennozhioù ar re all
Calabrese - a' puvertà da lingua ne fa' addebbulire, ne po fà divennà schiavi de l'idee de l'avutri
Catalan - la pobresa del llenguatge ens afebleix i ens pot fer esclaus de les idees d'altres
Croatian - siromaštvo jezika zaglupljuje nas i izlaže riziku porobljenja tudim idejama
Danish - manglen på sproglige færdigheder gør os svage og kan gøre os til slaver af andres idéer
English - poverty of language debilitates: it risks making us slaves to other people's ideasFinnish - kielellinen köyhyys heikentää: se saattaa vaaraan joutua toisten ajatusten orjaksiFlemish - taalarmoede ondermijnt je geestelijke gezondheid en levert je over aan andermans ideeënFrench - la pauvreté linguistique nous rend vulnérables ; elle peut nous rendre esclaves des idées d'autruiFurlan - la puaretât di lengaç al rint debui: al riscje di fanûs diventâ sclâfs das ideis di chei atrîs
Galician - a pobreza da linguaxe enfeblece: pode converternos en escravos das ideas alleas
German - Spracharmut schwächt uns und macht uns zu Sklaven der Ideen, die andere haben
Griko Salentino - i attechìa 'ttin glossa mas kanni adìnati: ikànni na ghettùmesta schiavi 'ttes idee tos addhòHungarian - a nyelvi szegénység gyengít: azzal a kockázattal jár, hogy mások elképzeléseinek a szolgáivá válunk
Judeo Spanish - la provedad del lenguaje mos aflaka i puede azermos siervos de las ideas de otros
Latin - sermonis egestas infirmos facit: coegit nos servire cognitionibus ceterorum
Limburgian - êrmoej èn taol taert dich aut: de riskiërs van slaof te wiëne van nen aandere z'n gedaechteMudnés - s'an savàm brìsa parlèr cun dla tèsta a sràmm seimpèr di badilòun, dal vittimi ed quall chi pèinsen i èterNeapolitan - 'a scarenza 'e lengua ce fa micce: rìseca 'e ce rènnere schiavuotte r' 'e penziere 'e ll'ate
Parmigiano - la povreza 'd linguag la renda debil: as corra al risch 'd dvintär obsequent a li i idei d'jeter
Papiamentu - pobresa di lenga ta debilitá nos i por hasi nos katibu di ideanan di otro persona
Piemontese - la povertà ëd language a anfiapa: 'l asar a l'é ch'a në fasa sciav ëd le idee ëd ij autre
Polish - ubóstwo jezyka czyni nas slabymi: jest powodem ryzyka, ze staniemy sie niewolnikami pomyslów innychPortuguese - a pobreza da linguagem enfraquece-nos: pode tornar-nos escravos das ideias dos outrosRomagnolo - e' scour s'la micragna fe' l'om imbezil, e s'us dventa scevi dal zenti se lour paturnie
Spanish - la pobreza del lenguaje nos debilita y puede hacernos esclavos de las ideas de otros
Swedish - knappa språkfärdigheter gör oss sårbara och kan göra oss till slavar av andras idéer
Venetian - la povertà de linguaijo rende deboli, la podarie farne deventare sciavi de le idee de i altri

[AboveTheClouds]

Stupidity is a Sin- Anton Lavey

[casa]

you can have fast,cheap,and good. now pick two

[Nitzer]

you can have fast,cheap,and good. now pick two

not much of a dilemma there. all of the combinations are good.

[casa]

not much of a dilemma there. all of the combinations are good.
yeah but the point is you cant if you wanna do it fast and good then itll cost you money if you wanna do it cheap and fast the product wont be good etc etc.

[Nitzer]

yeah but the point is you cant if you wanna do it fast and good then itll cost you money if you wanna do it cheap and fast the product wont be good etc etc.

It all works out if you think about sex.

[susan]

Rings and jewels are not gifts but apologies for gifts. The only true gift is a portion of yourself.

Emerson

[nebbit]

Rings and jewels are not gifts but apologies for gifts. The only true gift is a portion of yourself.

Emerson

Sometimes I like jewels, is that wrong. ;)

[Tea Barking]

You call that a kinfe? This is a knife! - tea barking, walking threw essex one dark night.

[Sleezy]

Thanks for that Sleezy, have you been away? :)

Yeah, busy with school and personal life stuff. I get to stop in every now and then, though. :) Thanks for keeping tabs on me.

Quote:

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
-- Shirley Temple

[Anonymous Last]

"Who is this? What's your operating number?"

YIPPEE KI-YAY MOTHER F@CKER!

BLAST

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/ANONYMOUSLAST/lookma_nohans.jpg

Karl, we're gonna have company!

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Sometimes I like jewels, is that wrong. ;)
NO! That's not wrong at all!
And while jewels may not be a part of the self, they can make for a non-intrusive reminder of the 'self' who gave them. Is my totally objective opinion. :D

[chicagofrog]

Spanish - como no me he preocupado de nacer, no me preocupo de morir
Aragones - como no me he trestucato de naxer, no me trestuco de morir
Basque - jaiotzeaz arduratu ez nintzenez, hiltzea ere ez zait ardura
Bolognese - cum a n um sån brîSa angustiè par la nasiån, acsé a n m angóssti brîSa par la môrt
Brazilian Portuguese - do mesmo modo em que não me preocupei em nascer, não me preocupo de morrer
Bresciano - come ma sa la so mja ciapada per creser, ma sa la ciaparò mja per morer
Breton - dre ma ne oan ket chalet gant va ganedigezh, ne'n em chalin ket abalamour d'ar marv
Calabrese - cusì cumi nun mi su preoccupatu di nasci,nun mi preoccupu di morì
Catalan - com que no m'he preocupat de néixer, no em preocupo de morir
Croatian - kao što me nije brinulo rodenje, nece me brinuti ni umiranje
Danish - lige så lidt som det bekymrede mig at blive født, vil det bekymre mig at dø
Dutch - zoals ik me geen zorgen gemaakt heb over mijn geboorte, maak ik me ze evenmin over mijn sterven
English - as I didn't mind being born, I don't mind dying
Esperanto - kiel mi ne prizorgis naskigi, mi ne prizorgas morti
Finnish - kun en ollut huolissani syntymisestäni, en huolehdi sen enempää kuolemisestanikaan
Flemish - zonder zorgen kwam ik ter wereld en zonder zorgen zal ik sterven
French - comme je ne me suis pas préoccupé pour ma naissance, je ne le fais pas pour ma mort
Furlan - cussì come no soi preucupât di nassi, no mi preocupi di murî
Galician - como non me preocupei de nacer, tampouco non me preocupo de morrer
German - so sorglos wie ich geboren bin, sehe ich dem Tod entgegen
Griko Salentino - kunda è pproccupèttimo na jennìso, è pproccupème na 'pesàno
Hungarian - ahogy nem aggódtam a születésem miatt, úgy nem aggódom a halálom miatt sem
Italian - così come non mi sono preoccupato di nascere, non mi preoccupo di morire
Judeo Spanish - komo no me preokupi de naser, no me preokupo de morir
Latin - ut sollicitudine nascendi non affectus sum, ita moriendi non afficior
Limburgian - doë loêg mich niks aon van op de wêrd te koëme, wo kan 't mich sjille van daud te gon?
Mapunzugun - ayinoluam ñi chumgechi ñi jeqün ayilan chumgechi ñi layael
Mudnés - acsè cum'an'm'sûn mènga dê pinsêr per gnîr al mànd, a m'n'in frêga gnìnta ed murîr
Neapolitan - comme nun me so' dato penziero 'e nascere, accussì 'e murì nun me rongo apprietto
Papiamentu - komo mi no a preokupámi pa nase, mi no ta preokupámi pa muri
Parmigiano - an me son miga fat dal fidogh quand a son nasú e n'al m'al faró miga quand a mora
Piemontese - com a l'ha nen fam-ne ëd nasse, a më na fà nen ëd meuire
Polish - tak jak nie przejalem sie, zeby sie narodzic, tak nie przejmuje sie by umrzec
Portuguese - como não me preocupei em nascer, não me preocupo em morrer
Romagnolo - te mod c'am sò menga curéd ad vnir te mond, an' cur la morta
Roman - visto che nun me so´ dovuto preoccupa´ pe´ nasce, manco me preoccupo pe´ mori´
Sicilian - accussì comu 'un mi preoccupài ri nàsciri, 'un mi preòccupu ri mòriri
Swedish - samma ointresse jag visade för min födelse kommer jag att visa för min död
Venetian - come no' me so' preocupà de nasser no' me preocupo de morir

[nebbit]

Cute Froggie http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage05/3.gif

[chicagofrog]

thanx so much Nebbs (no, this is NOT a quote!)

[chicagofrog]

... this is a quote

Author - Alfred Adler

German - die größte Lebensgefahr besteht in allzu vielen Vorsichtsmaßnahmen
Albanian - rreziku më i madh në jetë është marrja e masave të tepërta
Aragones - o mayor periglo en a bida pende en prener masiatas precauzions
Basque - bizitzako arriskurik handiena arreta handiegiz ibiltzea da
Bolognese - al rîSg pió grand int la vétta l é d tôr tròpi precauziån
Brazilian Portuguese - o maior perigo na vida é tomar precauções demais
Bresciano - en de la eta, el rischio piò gros le de ciapà trope precausiù
Breton - ar pennañ riskl er vuhez eo diwall re diouzh pep riskl
Calabrese - lu periculu 'cchiù gruossu nilla vita sta nillu piglià troppi pricauzziuni
Catalan - el major perill en la vida és prendre massa precaucions
Croatian - najveca opasnost u životu jest predobro se zaštititi
Danish - den største fare her i livet består i at tage for mange forholdsregler
Dutch - het grootste gevaar in het leven is te veel voorzorgen te nemen
English - the chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions
Esperanto - la cefa dangero de vivo estas ke oni povas preni troon da singardoj
Finnish - suurin vaara elämässä on olla liian varovainen
Flemish - het grootste gevaar dat het leven zou kunnen inhouden is dat men te veel voorzorgen gaat nemen
French - le plus grand danger de vivre est de vivre sans danger
Furlan - il pericul plui grand inte vite al è chel di cjapâ masse precauzions
Galician - o maior perigo na vida é tomar demasiadas precaucións
Griko Salentino - o perìkulo pleo mmèa 'si zzoì stèi na mi ppiàchi poddhè prekauziùne
Hungarian - z életben az jelenti a legnagyobb veszélyt, ha az ember túl sok óvintézkedést tesz
Italian - il pericolo maggiore nella vita sta nel prendere troppe precauzioni
Judeo Spanish - el peligro mas grande en la vida es akavidarse demaziado
Latin - in vita maximum periculum est nimis cavere
Limburgian - 't grutste gevaor èn 't laeve ès daste riskiërs van te viël vérzèrge te pakke
Mudnés - al perìcol piò grànd ind'la vètta l'è tôr tròpa misùra in d'i lavòr
Neapolitan - 'o perìculo cchiù gruosso rint' 'a vita è cchillo 'e fà troppe accurtezze
Papiamentu - e peliger mas grandi den bida ta ku nos ta tuma demasiado prekoushon
Parmigiano - al pericol pú grand in tla víta l'é ser trop prudent
Piemontese - ël pì gròss privo ant la vita a l'é tròp ëd precaussion
Polish - najwieksze niebezpieczenstwo w zyciu stanowia zbytnie srodki ostroznosci
Portuguese - o maior perigo da vida é tomar demasiadas precauções
Romagnolo - le pèz c'us posa fé, per camper la voida, l'è sté trop a parérsi il cul
Roman - er peggio pericolo, nella vita, è pija´ troppe precauzzioni
Sicilian - 'u piriculu cchiù ranni 'nt' 'a vita è chiddu di pigghiari troppu pricauzioni
Spanish - el mayor peligro en la vida consiste en tomar demasiadas precauciones
Swedish - det största hotet i livet är att man tar för många försiktighetsåtgärder
Venetian - el pericolo pi' grando nela vita l'è quel de tor masa precausion

[chicagofrog]

http://www.insaneanimals.com/items/135.jpg

[nebbit]

Awwwwwwww cute :D

[Anonymous Last]

That is a cool pic frog man!

[chicagofrog]

merci beaucoup, monsieur, madame!

[chicagofrog]

Author - Italo Calvino

Italian - la poesia è l'arte di far entrare il mare in un bicchiere
Albanian - poezia është arti i futjes së detit në një gotë
Aragones - poyesía ye l'arte de ficar o mar en un baso
Asturian - la poesía ye l'arte de meter el mar nun vasu
Basque - poesia, itsasoa edalontzi baten barruan sartzeko artea da
Bolognese - la puveSî l'é l'èrt ed sfrucèr al mèr int un bichîr
Brazilian Portuguese - a poesia é a arte de pôr o mar dentro de um copo
Bresciano - la poesia l'è l'arte de faga stà el mar en de 'n bicer
Breton - ar varzhoniezh eo an arz a lakaat ar mor en ur werenn
Calabrese - a'poesia è sapiri fari trasi u'mari dintra nu bicchieru
Catalan - la poesia és l'art de fer entrar el mar dins d'un got
Croatian - poezija je umjetnost smještanja oceana u cašu
Danish - poesi er kunsten at få hele havet til at rummes i ét enkelt glas
Dutch - poëzie is de kunst, de zee in een glas te vangen
English - poetry is the art of putting the ocean into a glass
Esperanto - poezio estas arto enirigi oceanon en glason
Ferrarese - la poesia l'è l'art ad far star åL mar dentar in't un biciér
Finnish - runous on taitoa mahduttaa meri vesilasiin
Flemish - poëzie is de kunst om het water van de zee in een glas te krijgen
French - la poésie est l'art de faire rentrer la mer dans un verre
Furlan - la poesie jè l'art di fâ jentrâ il mâr dentri une tace
Galician - a poesía é a arte de introducir o mar nun copo
German - Poesie ist die Kunst, in einem Wasserglas das Meer rauschen zu lassen
Griko Salentino - i poesia ene i arta ca icànni na'mbi ti ttàlassa 'cessu na mmiùli
Hungarian - a költészet az a muvészet, amivel a tenger belerakható egyetlen pohárba
Judeo Spanish - la poeziya es el marafet de verter la mar en un vazo
Latin - poesis ars mare ponendi in poculum est
Limburgian - powezie da's de kins van de zei sjaun èn e pintsje te krijge
Mudnés - la poesìa l'è l'êrt ed màtter tòtt al mêr in d'un bicêr
Neapolitan - 'a puisìa è ll'arte 'e fà trasì 'o mare int'a nu bicchiere
Papiamentu - poesía ta e arte pa pone e osean den un glas
Parmigiano - la poesia l'é l'ärta 'd fär enträr al mär in t'un bicier
Piemontese - la poesìa a l'é l'art ëd fé intré ël mar ant un bicer
Polish - poezja jest sztuka zmieszczenia morza w kieliszku
Portuguese - a poesia é a arte de pôr o mar dentro de um copo
Romagnolo - la puisìa l'è l'erta ad custrinzar e' mer dintr'on bicìr
Roman - 'a poesia è l'arte de fa' entra' er mare dentro a 'n bicchiere
Sardinian - sa Poesìa est s'arte de fagher bintrare su mare in-d'una tatza
Sicilian - 'a poesia è l'arti ri fari tràsiri u mari n'un bicchieri
Spanish - poesía es el arte de introducir el mar en un vaso
Swedish - poesi är konsten att få ett helt hav att rymmas i ett dricksglas
Venetian - la poexìa la è l'arte de far entrar el mar int'un gòto

[nebbit]

:cool:

[Richard Hell]

... this is a quote

Author - Alfred Adler

German - die größte Lebensgefahr besteht in allzu vielen Vorsichtsmaßnahmen
Albanian - rreziku më i madh në jetë është marrja e masave të tepërta
Aragones - o mayor periglo en a bida pende en prener masiatas precauzions
Basque - bizitzako arriskurik handiena arreta handiegiz ibiltzea da
Bolognese - al rîSg pió grand int la vétta l é d tôr tròpi precauziån
Brazilian Portuguese - o maior perigo na vida é tomar precauções demais
Bresciano - en de la eta, el rischio piò gros le de ciapà trope precausiù
Breton - ar pennañ riskl er vuhez eo diwall re diouzh pep riskl
Calabrese - lu periculu 'cchiù gruossu nilla vita sta nillu piglià troppi pricauzziuni
Catalan - el major perill en la vida és prendre massa precaucions
Croatian - najveca opasnost u životu jest predobro se zaštititi
Danish - den største fare her i livet består i at tage for mange forholdsregler
Dutch - het grootste gevaar in het leven is te veel voorzorgen te nemen
English - the chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions
Esperanto - la cefa dangero de vivo estas ke oni povas preni troon da singardoj
Finnish - suurin vaara elämässä on olla liian varovainen
Flemish - het grootste gevaar dat het leven zou kunnen inhouden is dat men te veel voorzorgen gaat nemen
French - le plus grand danger de vivre est de vivre sans danger
Furlan - il pericul plui grand inte vite al è chel di cjapâ masse precauzions
Galician - o maior perigo na vida é tomar demasiadas precaucións
Griko Salentino - o perìkulo pleo mmèa 'si zzoì stèi na mi ppiàchi poddhè prekauziùne
Hungarian - z életben az jelenti a legnagyobb veszélyt, ha az ember túl sok óvintézkedést tesz
Italian - il pericolo maggiore nella vita sta nel prendere troppe precauzioni
Judeo Spanish - el peligro mas grande en la vida es akavidarse demaziado
Latin - in vita maximum periculum est nimis cavere
Limburgian - 't grutste gevaor èn 't laeve ès daste riskiërs van te viël vérzèrge te pakke
Mudnés - al perìcol piò grànd ind'la vètta l'è tôr tròpa misùra in d'i lavòr
Neapolitan - 'o perìculo cchiù gruosso rint' 'a vita è cchillo 'e fà troppe accurtezze
Papiamentu - e peliger mas grandi den bida ta ku nos ta tuma demasiado prekoushon
Parmigiano - al pericol pú grand in tla víta l'é ser trop prudent
Piemontese - ël pì gròss privo ant la vita a l'é tròp ëd precaussion
Polish - najwieksze niebezpieczenstwo w zyciu stanowia zbytnie srodki ostroznosci
Portuguese - o maior perigo da vida é tomar demasiadas precauções
Romagnolo - le pèz c'us posa fé, per camper la voida, l'è sté trop a parérsi il cul
Roman - er peggio pericolo, nella vita, è pija´ troppe precauzzioni
Sicilian - 'u piriculu cchiù ranni 'nt' 'a vita è chiddu di pigghiari troppu pricauzioni
Spanish - el mayor peligro en la vida consiste en tomar demasiadas precauciones
Swedish - det största hotet i livet är att man tar för många försiktighetsåtgärder
Venetian - el pericolo pi' grando nela vita l'è quel de tor masa precausion

Do you know all of those languages? I feel embarrased but do you?

[Caitlyn]

'Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.' ~ Alex Levine



I think I need some Irish coffee this morning... :p

[nebbit]

I think I need some Irish coffee this morning... :p

Me too :yup:

[Caitlyn]

Even if no law prohibits one from swimming in a sewer, common sense tells one not to do so. Regrettably, common sense isn't as common as the phrase implies. ~ Anon.

[r3port3r66]

" One needs not to taste crap, in order for him to know he will not like it." --Unknown

[nebbit]

Even if no law prohibits one from swimming in a sewer, common sense tells one not to do so. Regrettably, common sense isn't as common as the phrase implies. ~ Anon.
:yup:

[chicagofrog]

Do you know all of those languages? I feel embarrased but do you?

unfortunately, i don't! :(
just half of 'em only but it didn't help me getting rich!... :eek:

and for today:

Author - Ludwig Wittgenstein

German - wer zu viel weiss, für den ist es schwer, nicht zu lügen
Albanian - ai që di shumë e ka vështirë të mos gënjejë
Basque - gehiegi dakienari zail egiten zaio gezurra ez esatea
Bolognese - par quall ch'sà tròp, l é difézzil an dîr brîSa däl bâl
Breton - an neb a oar re a gav diaes chom hep kontañ gevier
Calabrese - pi cu sapi troppu,è difficili dici buscie
Catalan - per a qui sap massa, és difícil no mentir
Danish - den, der ved for meget, har svært ved ikke at lyve
Dutch - wie te veel weet, valt het moeilijk niet te liegen
English - someone who knows too much finds it hard not to lie
Esperanto - por tiu, kiu multe scias estas malfacila ne mensogi
Estonian - liiga teadjatel inimestel on väga raske mitte valetada
Flemish - voor wie te veel weet is het moeilijk niet te liegen
French - pour celui qui sait trop, il est bien difficile de ne pas mentir
Furlan - par chel cal sa masse, al è dificil no mintî
Galician - para o que sabe demasiado, é difícil non mentir
Griko Salentino - jà' tis izzèri poddhà pràmata, è kkoperò na mi ppì azzematarìe
Hungarian - aki túl sokat tud, annak nehéz nem hazudnia
Italian - per chi sa troppo, è difficile non mentire
Judeo Spanish - para el benadam ke save demaziado, no es kolay no mentir
Limburgian - wae te viël wiët hèt 't lêstig vér nie te liege
Mantuan - par chi sa trop, l’è dificl mia esar bosiard
Mudnés - per quî ch'i sân trôp l'è diffìzil an dîr mènga dal ciavêd
Neapolitan - pe chi sape assaie è nu busillo nun dìcere buscìe
Papiamentu - esun ku sa hopi ta haña difisil pa gaña
Piemontese - për chi a sà tròp a l'é mal fé nen mentì
Polish - trudniej oprzec sie klamstwu temo co duzo wie
Portuguese - para quem sabe demais, é difícil não mentir
Roman - pe´ chi sa troppo, è difficile ´n di´ bucie
Sicilian - pi ccù sàpi troppu, è difficili un diri farfantarii
Spanish - para el que sabe demasiado, es difícil no mentir
Venetan - par el che sà masa, l'è difíçil no mentir

[nebbit]

:yup:

[chicagofrog]

Author - Henry Mencken

English - it is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place
Albanian - është vështirë të besosh që dikush thotë të vërtetën kur ti në vend të tij do kishe gënjyer
Basque - zaila da gizaki batek egia esan duela sinestea, bere lekuan bazina gezurra esango zenukeela dakizunean
Bolognese - l é difézzil a cràdder che ón l é drî ch'al dîS la veritè, quand et sè che té al sô sît t aréss détt una buSî
Breton - diaes eo krediñ emañ an den o lavaret ar wirionez pa ouzoc'h e lavarfec'h-c'hwi ur gaou ma vefec'h en e lec'h
Calabrese - è difficili credi ca unu dici la verità quannu tu sai ca a u postu suo nun avissi dittu la verità
Catalan - és difícil creure que algú digui la veritat quan saps que al seu lloc tu hauries mentit
Croatian - teško je vjerovati da tko govori istinu kada znaš da bi na njegovu mjestu lagao
Danish - det er vanskeligt at tro, at en mand fortæller sandheden, når man ved, at man selv ville lyve, hvis man var i hans sted
Dutch - het is moeilijk te geloven dat iemand de waarheid spreekt als je weet dat jij, in zijn plaats, zou liegen
Estonian - raske on uskuda, et keegi räägib tõtt, kui sa ise tema olukorras olles valetaksid
Flemish - het is moeilijk te geloven dat iemand de waarheid spreekt, wanneer je weet dat jij in zijn plaats zou liegen
French - il est difficile à croire qu'un homme dise la verité quand tu sais bien qu'à sa place tu aurais menti
Furlan - al è dificil crodi che un omp al dîs la veretât cuant che tu sâs che al so puest tu varesis mintît
Galician - é difícil crer que un home está a dicir a verdade cando sabes que ti, se foses el, tamén mentirías
German - es fällt schwer, zu glauben, dass jemand die Wahrheit sagt, wenn Du weißt, dass Du lügen würdest, wenn Du an seiner Stelle wärest
Griko Salentino - è kkoperò na pistèzzi ti 'nan àntrepo lèi t'alìssio motte zzeri kalà ka isù 'so topo-tu iche pònta azzematarìe
Hungarian - nehéz elhinni az olyan emberrol az igazmondást, akinek a helyében te is biztosan hazudnál
Italian - è difficile credere che un uomo dica la verità quando sai bene che al suo posto tu avresti mentito
Judeo Spanish - no es kolay kreer ke un ombre diga la vedra kuando saves ke en su lugar uvieras mentido
Latin - difficulter putatur homo verum dicere, cum profecto scias te mentiturum fuisse, si in eodem loco esses
Leonese - ye duru creyere qu'un home tea diciendu la verdá cuandu sabes que tu mentirías si tuvieras nel sou puestu
Limburgian - 't ès lêstig te geleeve dat iemed de woerd zoo zègge as dich, èn zaajn plak, zoos geloëge hébbe
Mudnés - l'è dura cràdder che ûn al dèga la veritê se t'sê che al sò pôst i te srèvven gnûdi in mèint sòl dal ciavêdi
Neapolitan - è deffìcile puté crérere ca n'ommo rice 'a verità quanno saie ca 'o posto suio avarriste ritto na buscìa
Papiamentu - ta difísil kere ku un persona ta bisa berdat ora bo sa ku abo lo a gaña si bo tabata den su lugá
Piemontese - a l'é difìssil chërde che un òm a disa la vrità quand it sas che à sò pòst it mentirìe
Polish - trudno wierzyc komus, ze mówi prawde, gdy dobrze wiesz, ze na jego miejscu sklamalbys
Portuguese - é difícil acreditar que um homem está a dizer a verdade quando sabes que no seu lugar terias mentido
Roman - e´ difficile da crede´ che ´n´omo dica la verità, si tu ar posto suo avresti detto ´na bucia
Sicilian - è difficili crìriri chi un omu rici 'a virità quannu sai c'a o s'o postu tu avissi rittu 'na farfantarìa
Spanish - es difícil creer que un hombre diga la verdad cuando sabes que en su lugar tú habrías mentido
Swedish - det är svårt att tro att en människa talar sanning om du vet att du själv skulle ljuga i hans ställe

[Anonymous Last]

"People in the outside world said something stupid with their every breath...'

[chicagofrog]

Author - Sandro Pertini

Italian - dai fumatori possiamo imparare la tolleranza. Devo ancora conoscerne uno che si sia lamentato dei non fumatori
Albanian - nga ata që pijnë duhan duhet të mësojmë tolerancën. Akoma nuk kam njohur asnjë që të ankohet për ata që nuk e pijnë duhanin
Aragones - d'os fumadors podemos aprender a estraficanzia: no conoxco a dengún que se aiga quexato d'os no fumadors
Basque - erretzaileengandik tolerantzia ikas dezakegu, ez baitut bakar bat ere ezagutu ez-erretzaileengatik kexuka
Bolognese - dai fumadûr a psän inparèr la toleranza. Ai ò anc da cgnóssren ón ch’as séppa lamintè ed quî ch'i n fómmen brîSa
Brazilian Portuguese - dos fumantes podemos aprender a tolerância. Não conheço nenhum que tenha se queixado dos não fumantes
Bresciano - dai fumadur ghè de emparà la toleransa: gho amò de sintì argù che el gabès argota de dì contra a chej che i fuma mja
Breton - gant ar vutunerien e c'hallomp deskiñ gouzañv ar re all. N'on en em gavet gant den ebet a glemm abalamour d'ar re na vutunont ket
Calabrese - dai fumatori putimu 'mparà la tolleranza.Ancora nun aggiu conosciutu unu ca si è lamentatu di cu nun fuma
Catalan - dels fumadors podem aprendre la tolerància. Encara n'he de trobar un que s'hagi queixat dels no-fumadors
Croatian - od pušaca možemo nauciti snošljivost. Nikada nisam susreo kojega da se buni na nepušace
Danish - fra rygere kan vi lære tolerance: jeg kender ikke en eneste som har noget imod ikkerygere
Dutch - van rokers kunnen we leren verdraagzaam te zijn: ik heb nog nooit iemand ontmoet die tegen niet-rokers is
English - from smokers, we can learn tolerance. I've never met any smoker who protested against non smokers
Estonian - sitstajatel võime õppida kannatlikkust : ma pole veel kohanud suitsetajat, kes oleks protesteerinud mittesuitsetajate vastu
Finnish - tupakoitsijoilta voimme oppia suvaitsevaisuutta. En tunne yhtään, jolla olisi valittamista tupakoimattomista
Flemish - van de rokers kunnen we verdraagzaamheid leren, ik moet de eerste die zich beklaagt over de niet-rokers nog ontmoeten
French - les fumeurs nous apprennent à être tolérants : je n'en connais aucun qui se soit plaint des non-fumeurs
Furlan - dai fumadôrs podin imparâ la tolerance. 'O scuen ancjemò cognosi un cal seipi lementât dai no fumadôrs
Galician - dos fumadores podemos aprende-la tolerancia. Non coñezo nin sequera un que se veña queixando dos non fumadores
German - von den Rauchern können wir Toleranz lernen. Ich habe noch keinen kennengelernt, der sich über Nichtraucher beschwert hätte
Griko Salentino - azze cinu pu fumène sòzzume mattèsi ti ssoppòrtaziùna. Ancora è nna nnorìso ena na lamentettì 'zze cinu pu è ffumène
Judeo Spanish - de los fumadores podemos ambezar la toleransia: no konosko ni una persona ke se kesho de los no fumadores
Latin - ab iis qui fumo tabaci indulgent tolerantiam discere possumus. Numquam quemquam repperi qui incusaret eos qui fumo tabaci non indulgerent
Limburgian - van rookers konne ve nog leire wo 't beteekent van mekaander te verdraoge: ich bèn nog nauts eene tiëgegekoëme wo ni kos laaje dat nen aandere nie rookde
Neapolitan - da 'e fumature nui putimmo mparà 'a tulleranza. Nun aggio maie sentuto uno 'e lloro ca se lagnava 'e chi nun fuma
Papiamentu - nos por siña toleransia di humadónan. Mi no a topa nunka un persona ku a protestá kontra no-humadónan
Parmigiano - di fumador a podema imparär la toleranza. An n'ho ancora conosú von ch'al se sia lamenté di no fumador
Piemontese - dij fumador i podoma amprende la toleransa. I l'hai mai conossu-ne un ch'a së lamenteissa dij nen-fumador
Polish - od palaczy papierosów mozemy nauczyc sie tolerancji. Musze poznac choc jednego, który narzekalby na niepalacych
Portuguese - dos fumadores podemos aprender a tolerância. Não conheço nenhum que se tenha queixado dos não fumadores
Romagnolo - da quel c'a fomma u's potria imparér la suportazioun. A'ma menca tota our ad cognoss on c'a's limenta ad quei c'an fomma menga
Roman - da li fumatori dovemo da ´mpara´ la tolleranza.Nun n´ ho mai conosciuto uno che se sia lamentato de quelli che nun fumeno
Spanish - de los fumadores podemos aprender la tolerancia: no conozco uno solo que se haya quejado de los no fumadores
Swedish - rökarna lär oss tolerans. Jag har ännu aldrig mött en som protesterat mot ickerökare
Venetian - dai fumadori podemo imparar la toleranza. Go ancora da conossar uno che se gabia lamentà dei quei che no fuma

[nebbit]

:yup: :D

[chicagofrog]

German - die Masse fällt leichter auf eine grosse Lüge herein als auf eine kleine
Albanian - masat verbohen më lehtë nga një gënjeshtër e madhe se sa nga një e vogël
Basque - masak errazago engainatzen dira egundoko gezur batez, gezur txiki batez baino
Bolognese - la Zänt i s lâsen inbarluchèr pió fazilmänt con una bâla gròsa che con una cinéNna
Breton - aesoc'h eo touellañ an darn vrasañ eus tud ur vroad gant ur gaou bras eget gant unan bihan
Calabrese - li massi su accicati 'cchiù facilmenti da 'na granni bujia ca da 'na piccola
Catalan - les masses s'enganyen més fàcilment amb una gran mentida que amb una de petita
Croatian - široke narodne mase lakše ce pasti na veliku laž nego na malu
Dutch - de massa trapt eerder in een grote leugen, dan in een kleine
English - the broad mass of a nation will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one
Estonian - rahvahulki on suure valega palju lihtsam pimestada kui väikesega
Flemish - de massa laat zich gemakkelijker vangen door een grote leugen dan door een kleine
French - on peut plus facilement tromper les multitudes avec un grand mensonge qu'avec un petit
Galician - as masas caen máis doadamente nunha mentira grande ca nunha pequena
Griko Salentino - o jèno èrchete cekào plèo presta 'zze mia mmali azzematarìa pira 'zze mia mincì
Hungarian - egy nemzet széles néptömegeit könnyebben be lehet csapni egy nagy hazugsággal, mint egy kicsivel
Italian - le masse sono abbagliate più facilmente da una grande bugia che da una piccola
Judeo Spanish - las masas se enganyan mas kolaymente kon una gran mentira ke kon una chika
Latin - turbae magno mendacio magis quam parvo facilius decipiuntur
Limburgian - de minse lotte zich rapper vange on 'n graute liëge dan on 'n kleen
Neapolitan - masse 'e ggente so' abbagliate facirmente cchiù 'a na palla grossa che da na buscièlla
Papiamentu - e masanan ta bira mas fásilmente víktima di un mentira grandi ku di un chikitu
Piemontese - a l'é pì bel fé toroné ël pòpol con na gròssa busìa che con un-a cita
Polish - masy ludzkie latwiej nabiora sie na wielkie klamstwo niz na male
Portuguese - as massas enganam-se mais facilmente com uma grande mentira do que com uma pequena
Sicilian - 'a genti rimani cchiù corpìta ri 'na granni buggia chiuttostu chi r'una nìca
Spanish - las masas se engañan más fácilmente con una gran mentira que con una pequeña
Swedish - den breda massan i en nation faller lättare offer för en stor lögn än för en liten

[Piddzilla]

Religious suffering is at one and the same time the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world and the soul of soulless conditions....

-Karl Marx

[nebbit]

Interesting Piddz :yup:

[Caitlyn]

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" --H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927



:p

[Nitzer]

"Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you're only screwing yourself."

[casa]

Religious suffering is at one and the same time the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world and the soul of soulless conditions....

-Karl Marx
thats awesome

[susan]

Justice discards party, friendship, kindred, and is always, therefore represented as blind.

Joseph Addison

[nebbit]

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" --H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927

:laugh:

[Piddzilla]

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

-Jean Baudrillard

[nebbit]

:yup: ;)

[chicagofrog]

hei! you've been busy in this thread y'all! congrats!!!!!!!!!!

[Caitlyn]

"Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is a permanent attitude." ~ Dr. Martin Luther King

[nebbit]

"Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is a permanent attitude." ~ Dr. Martin Luther King

I like that, I find real forgiveness the hardest thing to do. :yup:

I have been looking for a new signature, is it ok if I use that quote Caity? :cool:

[Tacitus]

"In order to win you must be prepared to lose sometime. And leave one or two cards showing." - Van Morrison

[nebbit]

"In order to win you must be prepared to lose sometime. And leave one or two cards showing." - Van Morrison

ahhhhhh Van :cool:

[Caitlyn]

I have been looking for a new signature, is it ok if I use that quote Caity? :cool:


Fine with me... when I remembered today was Martin Luther King day here, that quote popped in my head... :)

[Tacitus]

....so that's why there was an MLK doco on tonight. :)

[nebbit]

Fine with me... when I remembered today was Martin Luther King day here, that quote popped in my head... :)

Goody. :love:

[Anonymous Last]

"Give me chasity and continence, but not right now."

Augustine, Confessions, A.D. 401

[Piddzilla]

I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man.

-Ernesto "Che" Guevara

[Caitlyn]

"The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything." ~ Anonymous