The Rodent's Movie Commentaries

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Tremors...

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Paused at the Universal Logo... ready for it...

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Press play.

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Going

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Cows are mooing. Kevin Bacon just took a piss.

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"This is your wake up call. Please move your ass."

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Yep, Good morning, please move your ass.

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Stampede Earl!!

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Cows looking funny at the men.

REBA MCENTIRE??????

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How many cows are required for a stampede Earl?

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Where are they?

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Val has the lighter

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They're stating out overnight to finish their fencing job

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They are handymen.

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They


are


handy


men

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Nice song on the soundtrack.

It's garbage day.

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It's garbage day, they're getting paid $50

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Kevin Bacon is ugly.

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It is Monday right?

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She has none of the things he listed...

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Other guy in the truck is kinda cute.

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Vibrations in the ground.

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She looks stupid with that white nose.

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This feels like a Tales from the Crypt movie.

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Off to The Town Of Perfection...

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I saw that there's many more Tremors sequels.

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Hey Melvin! Touch that truck and die!!!!

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Walter Chang's Market. Asian man?

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Yeah... eminent domain...

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I can't believe I'm actually doing a commentary with Rodent. At last!

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The power of alcohol.

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They plan ahead and that way...

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Uh oh. Something's tremblin'.

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She dies here

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Joke!

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Cocktail?

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Here's the septic pump!!

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Okay, Rodent, to celebrate this occasion, I grabbed a few beers.

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And now they're talking about beer.

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The cute guy has a nice ass.

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We're heading to Bixby... permanent!!!

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I used to be a pogo stick pro as a child.

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This is where they find some weird stuff up a pylon

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Hey Edgar gewt down from there!!

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Great scene

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Is it Leonardo DiCaprio when he played the retarded kid who climbed trees?

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Rock paper scissors

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He's dead, isn't he?

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Nah no not Leo DiCalipso

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Rock

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Dehydration death. 3-4 days just sitting up a pylon.

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A scarecrow with a dress.

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Oh, look, sheep. It's Brokeback Mountain.

BAAAAAAA!

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Old Fred has bought it and her machine has picked it up

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The sheep are getting the hell outta there!

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What the sheeeeeiiit!!!

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Sheep are dead

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Head under a hat!!!

Classic scare!!!

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I have to say... I am not really sure what this movie is exactly about...

I think it's about monsters living underneath the Earth or something like that....

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This next bit is awesome

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That head just looks so fake to me.

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Weeeeeeee!! Taken for a drag

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That poor guy....

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Phones are out now

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Consider it stepped on

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Hey Val!!!! Brains!

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This movie is too desert bright.

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"Is there a higher force at work here?"

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Truck stalled out? It's a 4WD!!!!!!!

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I just now got to the "Hey Val! Brains!" part.

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Okay, but the truck just stalled.

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I paused for a few seconds so you can catch up

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Eels live in water... don't they>?

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They found gore under the truck.

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Stinks too

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Oh, an eel. Okay. Where'd that eel come from?

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Damn right $15

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The Asian man wants to buy it?

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Wait and see where it came from

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Cinder blocks are in with the beautiful sky

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It's gone!!!!

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I feel like I'm having a Brokeback Mountain moment with Rodent. The sheep, the mountains, the desert....

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Scary scenes

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Don't fall in the hole.

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Are these things like those sandworms from Beetlejuice?

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She's safe in the car right?

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I find this kinda funny.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh!

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Melvin get out of there!

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It's taking the whole damn car.

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Who's best on a horse?!?!?

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Bye bye woman and the car.

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I paused again for a moment, I think I'm a bit ahead...

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You might have a different, shorter version or something, being that you're in the U.K.

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"Somebody could ride the Bixsby."

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We are completely cut off! Cliff to the north... mountains to the east and the west...

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Kevin Bacon's friend is hot. I bet he ends up killed, though.

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I think I was just ahead, I have the uncut version

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Guns.

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Fred Ward... Earl Bassett

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Somebody's gonna kick your ass!

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Melvin pranked them.

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Doctor!"!

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Where's the music coming from?

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I wish I lived out west.

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This is a good bit, this';ll explain your thoughts...

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Is the music coming from the car underneath the earth?

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Must be amillion of them!!

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We killed it!!


F***CK you!!!

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They're like sandworms.

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You're a little ahead of me again somehow.

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I found the ass end!!!!

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"We killed it."

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I know the film off by heart so I know what's coming up...

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Gross creature.

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That's one big mother...

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They should be more freaked out finding a thing like that.

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Whoa!!

There's 3 more of these trhings!!

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Damn, Kevin Bacon's friend is hot. I'll be pissed if he gets eaten.

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Little sons'a bitches!!

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They're stuck on the rock now overnight

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They need an airplane.

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Lady kinda looks like Jodie Foster.

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Remenber the Cat garbage pusher at the start?

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Maybe?

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Takin care of business

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Oh my god, they're trapped on that rock?

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They went to the bathroom together.

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Pole Vaulting!!!

Residual boulders!!!

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This makes me wanna watch Flatliners.

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Cue the music

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I know what's gonna happen -- the hot guy is gonna die, and then the woman and Kevin Bacon will survive.

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Shhhhhhhiii****itttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They're gonna stay on the boulders.

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As long as they're not in Goblin Valley and moving any.

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Does that little girl's pogo stick we saw earlier play into this later?

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The3se animals ae huge"!"

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Yeah pogo girl show up.

She';s the girl from Jurassic Park

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I just wondered if they might use the pogo stick on the monsters or to jump over the monsters or something.

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One long schmorgesboard !!

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Melvin is a dick.

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Val near got grabbed

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I knew that Melvin would die.

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Oh okay, he didn't.

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Pogo girl!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm gonna laugh if the monsters get her.

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Barbed wire!!!

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They said they didn't want that pogo stick.

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Wallop!!

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Pick axe to the head

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They look like mythological creatures or something.

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Now she's stripped to her panties.

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Awesome though

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They should strip the hot guy. He's got an ass I wanna spank.

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Walter Change got eaten

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And he looks cute smoking.

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Sonofabitch!!!

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The ASIAN GUY got killed??? I missed it.

Wait... now he's alive....

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On to the roof to get away from the ground

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Okay, now he's being eaten.

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Well, that's what you get for all those Asian movies in the '90s list.

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The monsters are going after canned food.

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That's not good. Michelle Obama won't like that. NO PROCESSED FOOD.

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They're on the roof.

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Burt and Heather are back in town!!

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It's the rednecks with the guns.

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Oh yeah, watch this...

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Burt's kinda cute.

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I knew Burt would die.

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That woman doesn't look like a Heather. She looks more like a Pam.

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THEY'RE UNDER THE GROUND!!! They're under the ground!!!!!

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There goes the wrenches.

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Burt and Heather are ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

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We killed that mother-humper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BOOM BOOM goes the gun.

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Heather, this is no time to read a magazine.

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Broke into the ********* wreckroom didn't you you basterd!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm outta beer.

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Burt and Heather kick ass

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Burt and Heather are awesome.

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Burt and Heather, I want your sex tape.

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Here comes that Garbage pushing Cat thing I mentioned

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Burt didn't get penetration even with the elephant gun.

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You're all so optimistic, but I know someone else will get eaten.

What is the name of the hot guy who is Kevin Bacon's friend?

The lady's name is Rhonda. I just learned that.

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Get the pogo stick girl!

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Rodent, THEY CAN FEEL THEIR VIBRATIONS BUT THEY CAN'T FIND THEM!!!!!

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They must have good vibrations.

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Can you imagine if your name was Nestor?

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I already said... Earl Bassett... played by Fred Ward

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Rodent, I'm a little tipsy.

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Earl Bassett is hot. He's got a spankable behind.

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The Cat~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fred Ward... why is that name familiar....

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I can't believe Burt and Heather are still alive.

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Hey Melvin!! Wanna make a buck!!!!

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Even if Earl lives, I bet he dies in a sequel.

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Now they're talking about the CAT.

"BUT WE CAN'T ALL FIT ON THE BULLDOZER."

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Fred Ward has been ion tons of stuff... Chain Reaction?

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Here kitty kitty kitty.......

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I haven't seen Chain Reaction. (surprise)

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Actually Fred lives through the sequel and gets smashed in the third film.

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You'll have to watch the seqiuels

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He dies in Tremors 3? Awwwww.......

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He must have wanted to leave the franchise.

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Not really

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Does Miguel die? I think Miguel dies.

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Ruuuuuunnnn!

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This feels kinda like Maximum Overdrive.

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Stay still, Dude!!

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Does Rhonda look kinda like Jodie Foster?

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********* good thinking girl!!

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Nah, Foster is about 4ft tall

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She didn't think of it. The screenwriter did.

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YYYAAAAhoooo!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

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This movie is full of vehicles.

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Rodent, we're already on page 11 of your commentary thread.

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Makin bombs!!!

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We're goin prepared!"!

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Does Rhonda die?

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World War 3!!!

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Heather is all about the penetration.

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Underground ********* monsters

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Here comes the bulldozer.

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I don't care what they're doin!!

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Beautiful mountain scenery.

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They dug a trap!!

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I forget -- do you have all the Tremors movies, Rodent?

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Bbbbbbboooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Burt needs a dye job.

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AI got all but the 4th

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Heather always wants a gun.

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I need to piss badly.

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"WE RUN LIKE ********* Bastards!"

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Melvin got himself a gun.

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They'll just wait out there till we're dead... that's exactly what they do...

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Who dies next???????

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Don't push me!!!!!!

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Rodent, are you tired?

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|I'll be tired when the movie ends

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They';re fishing now

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I'm about to piss in my pants.

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These rocky mountains look so drab.

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This sonabitch is mine!!

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I'm not that much on the edge of my seat now that I know that hot guy doesn't die.

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BBBBBBBBBBBBooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lots of rock throwing.

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Is Kevin Bacon in the sequels?

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They sure do know how to throw things back.

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Nah Bacon scarpered after this one