Here's a cyber-sex gag me (JohnKimble26) and my friend Anthony (I Milk Badgers) had with this weirdo from Michigan:
This conversation I had I teamed up with my friend Anthony Novak. We decided to grab one stupid fag out of a gay chat room and tell him we were 10 and 13 year olds who were new to sex altogther. I Milk Badgers is Anthony, and MichiganROCKET06 is the fag, who we refer to as Mich.
The conversation:
You have just entered room "chat19735568423914429623."
I Milk Badgers has entered the room.
MichiganROCKET06 has entered the room.
JohnKimble26: ASL ALL@!
JohnKimble26: BADGERS, I NO U BUT FOR OUR NEATO FRIEND HERE, do tell
JohnKimble26: im liking him
I Milk Badgers: im 10
I Milk Badgers: and male
JohnKimble26: yeah
JohnKimble26: 13 here
MichiganROCKET06: im 17 male michigan
JohnKimble26: kick ass!
JohnKimble26: city?
MichiganROCKET06: do you guys want to meet in real life
I Milk Badgers: you like my body?
MichiganROCKET06: i live in trenton
JohnKimble26: well lets see how good u r
JohnKimble26: in cyber
MichiganROCKET06: ook
JohnKimble26: that will explain all, right badger?
I Milk Badgers: yes it will
I Milk Badgers: just like the last guy
JohnKimble26: remember how we did this to dooey64?
I Milk Badgers: he was really good
I Milk Badgers: ya
I Milk Badgers: oh god
JohnKimble26: dooey was amazing. both in cyber and in bed. what a night, eh, badger?
I Milk Badgers: he was huge!
JohnKimble26: ok
JohnKimble26: mich, im calling u that now, k?
MichiganROCKET06: k
JohnKimble26: lets get started.
JohnKimble26: i walk into a room wearing a leather outfit with crotchless chaps
JohnKimble26: i look behind me as the door opens, revealing...
I Milk Badgers: i woalk through the door with nothing on but my pokemon book back an under shirt and a polo shirt over it and a pair og kaki jeans on
JohnKimble26: i smile. mich walks in, wearing...
JohnKimble26: mich?
I Milk Badgers: mich??
MichiganROCKET06: i come in wearing a tight muscle shirt and some tight jeans
JohnKimble26: OH GOD
I Milk Badgers: what kind of jeans?
JohnKimble26: please none
JohnKimble26: tell me none, right?
MichiganROCKET06: none
I Milk Badgers: none really?
I Milk Badgers: where did you buy them?
MichiganROCKET06: really
JohnKimble26: oh badger
JohnKimble26: stop!
I Milk Badgers: huh?
JohnKimble26: silly gander u r
I Milk Badgers: oh hes not wearing anything
I Milk Badgers: i get it
I Milk Badgers: sorry:-X
MichiganROCKET06: lol
JohnKimble26: obviously they're from penny's!
I Milk Badgers: ohh
I Milk Badgers: i like pennys
JohnKimble26: anywho, i approach mich
I Milk Badgers: why?
I Milk Badgers: ohh
MichiganROCKET06: i get a slight smile on my face
I Milk Badgers: i begin
I Milk Badgers: to remove my book bag
I Milk Badgers: then i start to take of thes oh so loose fiting jeans
I Milk Badgers: to reveal my deirable thighs
MichiganROCKET06: my bulge grows in my pants
I Milk Badgers: no wim wearing nothing but 2 shirts and a pair of breifs and boxers
I Milk Badgers: its so big
I Milk Badgers: like a mountain
MichiganROCKET06: i cants stop staring
I Milk Badgers: i begin to remove one of my shirts and my pair of boxers
I Milk Badgers: now all i have on are breifs and a shirt
I Milk Badgers: i begin to jump
I Milk Badgers: ALOT
JohnKimble26: i start to take off my drenched in swaeat leater boots and clothing
JohnKimble26: i start to do back flips naked
JohnKimble26: singing YMCA by the sexiest group ever
I Milk Badgers: i start take off my shirt and walk a tight rope
MichiganROCKET06: i feel the urge to join in and tear my shirt of and take off my pants and begin doing cartwheels
JohnKimble26: we all fall into a huge, heart shaped bed with black and pink sheets filled with white stains
I Milk Badgers: i then take off my tight breifs and ask
I Milk Badgers: "wanna tame my lion"
JohnKimble26: i take out a whip, and say, "bad lions ought to be punished"
JohnKimble26: i ask mich to hold down badger
I Milk Badgers: my "lion" splits in half a little and begins to bleed
MichiganROCKET06: i grab him and hold him down
JohnKimble26: i miss and whip mich in the face, making it look cuter
I Milk Badgers: i lay on the ground an dbegin to wonder what events led me to here
JohnKimble26: i say, remember ur tea?
I Milk Badgers: maybe it was because of my lack of a father
I Milk Badgers: but i dont care
I Milk Badgers: cause my dicks so hard!
JohnKimble26: i massage badger's badger
I Milk Badgers: milk me baby!
MichiganROCKET06: i begin to like badgers cock
I Milk Badgers: badger begins to feel self concious naked
JohnKimble26: i get out a wooden spoon
JohnKimble26: and fondles badgers anus
I Milk Badgers: so he puts dr pepper cans over his nipples
MichiganROCKET06: i begin to lick badgers cock faster and faster
I Milk Badgers: oh yes
I Milk Badgers: if eels like i put my cock on a wet treadmill!
JohnKimble26: i begin to lather up and shave badges butt cheeks
JohnKimble26: winking to mr. brown eye
MichiganROCKET06: i keep sucking wanting the cum
I Milk Badgers: oh god yes!
JohnKimble26: whats taking so long i wonder?
I Milk Badgers: wheres the cum
I Milk Badgers: say wheres the cum!!!
I Milk Badgers: pleease
I Milk Badgers: say iit!
I Milk Badgers: say avoid the cum noid
JohnKimble26: SAY IT!
JohnKimble26: Mich, im feeling a let down in u...
MichiganROCKET06: avoid the cum noid
JohnKimble26: SCORE!
JohnKimble26: i run off and get the anal lube.
JohnKimble26: mich, would u do the honors?
MichiganROCKET06: yes i would
JohnKimble26: MICH
JohnKimble26: grab it
MichiganROCKET06: i grab it
JohnKimble26: and do whatever it takes to make my stinky hold smelly with ur semen again
JohnKimble26: badger, grab the g.i. joe action figures
JohnKimble26: BADGER
I Milk Badgers: got it!
I Milk Badgers: hes ribbed
I Milk Badgers: for your pleasure;-)
JohnKimble26: alright, Mich, grab the jeep
JohnKimble26: from Badger
I Milk Badgers: mitch
JohnKimble26: MCIH
JohnKimble26: GRAB THE JEEP
MichiganROCKET06 has left the room.
JohnKimble26: GAY
I Milk Badgers: what the ****
I Milk Badgers: did he find some 6 year olds
JohnKimble26: who nos
JohnKimble26: hold on
JohnKimble26: try to bring him BACK
I Milk Badgers: ok
MichiganROCKET06 has entered the room.
JohnKimble26: mich wants to have sex with us
JohnKimble26: r u sure ur 17?
MichiganROCKET06: yes im sure im 17
JohnKimble26: k
JohnKimble26: u want to have sex with me and badgers?
MichiganROCKET06: yup
JohnKimble26: k
JohnKimble26: badger, can ur mom drive us this time?
I Milk Badgers: umm
I Milk Badgers: probably
JohnKimble26: she drove us to dooeys house
I Milk Badgers: ill ask her if she wants to takeus to have sex
MichiganROCKET06: how old was dooey
JohnKimble26: gooey dooey... lol
I Milk Badgers: lol
JohnKimble26: dooeys no longer with us. he had aids
I Milk Badgers: damn he could blow alright
I Milk Badgers: ha
I Milk Badgers: ya*
JohnKimble26: luckilly were clean
I Milk Badgers: ya
JohnKimble26: dooey was 7
I Milk Badgers: most likley
JohnKimble26: so where do u live?
JohnKimble26: we live in detroit
JohnKimble26: by the niggers
MichiganROCKET06: how do you guys know your clean
JohnKimble26: we took tests
I Milk Badgers: cause
I Milk Badgers: we took a bath
JohnKimble26: the bath was fun!
JohnKimble26: badger touched me
I Milk Badgers: ya i know!!
JohnKimble26: hey mich, want to hear a cool thing?
I Milk Badgers: bubbles got in all of my holes
MichiganROCKET06: sure
JohnKimble26: i just discoverd masterbation
JohnKimble26: no joke
MichiganROCKET06: its wonderful isnt it
I Milk Badgers: whats that?
JohnKimble26: badgers, u no what that is?
I Milk Badgers: is that
I Milk Badgers: those white people
JohnKimble26: its when u have ur dadddy or mommy rub ur pp in a fast motion
I Milk Badgers: who owned slaves?
JohnKimble26: and u let own shaving cream
JohnKimble26: and shave with it
I Milk Badgers: ohhh
JohnKimble26: at least thats what my dadddy did
JohnKimble26: only he called it jacking altho im sure its masterbation
I Milk Badgers: my mommy mentioned that
I Milk Badgers: jacking?
I Milk Badgers: like a ajck hammer?
JohnKimble26: idk
JohnKimble26: i guessJohnKimble26: jack hammer!
JohnKimble26: lol
MichiganROCKET06: lol
JohnKimble26: anywho, where do u want to meet?
JohnKimble26: brb
JohnKimble26: tigers
I Milk Badgers: where do you want to meet
I Milk Badgers: i can have my mommy take us
I Milk Badgers: or my uncle
I Milk Badgers: hes a fireman
MichiganROCKET06: how do you talk these people into taking you
I Milk Badgers: i just tell my mom
JohnKimble26: yeah
I Milk Badgers: to take me to these places to use the bathroom
JohnKimble26: his moms the bestes
I Milk Badgers: she knows what it means
I Milk Badgers: she lets us "use the bathroom"
MichiganROCKET06: and she doesnt care
I Milk Badgers: we have to use codes like that around my brother
JohnKimble26: she has a lot of hair. so much it covers her pp, which is really small cuz i have yet to c it
I Milk Badgers: hes a cop
JohnKimble26: do girls have pps, mich?
I Milk Badgers: ya they do
MichiganROCKET06: no
I Milk Badgers: they dont>
JohnKimble26: ?
MichiganROCKET06: no they never did
I Milk Badgers: my mom does
JohnKimble26: yeah
JohnKimble26: my daddy doesnt no that i think about it
JohnKimble26: what do girls have then
MichiganROCKET06: they have what is called a vagina
JohnKimble26: isnt that a state?
I Milk Badgers: my moms pp is in her dresser
MichiganROCKET06: thats a dildo badgers
JohnKimble26: i thought vagina was a state
I Milk Badgers: hoe do you get your pp off?
I Milk Badgers: ya it is
JohnKimble26: o ok
I Milk Badgers: thats where my aunt lives
JohnKimble26: mich, ur talking crazy
MichiganROCKET06: no virginia is a state and vagina is a body part
JohnKimble26: oh
JohnKimble26: virginia!
MichiganROCKET06: lol
I Milk Badgers: how does my mom take off her pp?
I Milk Badgers: is she a wizard?
JohnKimble26: my daddy talks about how he lost virginia in a bet he had with his friends
JohnKimble26: something about a girl
JohnKimble26: and sex
JohnKimble26: what was he talking about mich
JohnKimble26: u seem to no all and r really cool
I Milk Badgers: ya
I Milk Badgers: i love mitch
MichiganROCKET06: lol thanks
JohnKimble26: b4 we can meet, we have more questions about bodies
MichiganROCKET06: k
JohnKimble26: what did my daddy mean by losing his virginia?
MichiganROCKET06: it was prolly a girl he knew who was named virginia and wanted to have sex with her but she did not want to with him
JohnKimble26: but he said he lost his virginia
JohnKimble26: to a girl when he was 15
JohnKimble26: he owned virginia? wow he must be rich
MichiganROCKET06: oh you mean virginity
JohnKimble26: no virginia silly
I Milk Badgers: ohhhhh
MichiganROCKET06: no virginity. its something that people are called before they have sex
JohnKimble26: o
I Milk Badgers: why?
JohnKimble26: yeahy
JohnKimble26: i dont get it
I Milk Badgers: whos sex?
JohnKimble26: sex
JohnKimble26: duh!
MichiganROCKET06: so they can know the difference between if you have had sex or not
I Milk Badgers: ohhhh
JohnKimble26: its whenever ur mommy takes us to that bar with those naked guys
JohnKimble26: theyre nice to us, mich. u should come with u
JohnKimble26: s
I Milk Badgers: ohhhh ya
I Milk Badgers: i get it now
I Milk Badgers: when you have sex is it true you become addicted to ciggerettes?
JohnKimble26: and drugs?
MichiganROCKET06: no but you become addicted to sex
I Milk Badgers: is that a brand of ciggerettes?
MichiganROCKET06: no SEX!
I Milk Badgers: ohhhh
JohnKimble26: what is sex? i always thought it was just some adult thing that adults do
I Milk Badgers: ya
JohnKimble26: u no, sleep naked. nothing else
I Milk Badgers: i thouhgt it was using the computer
MichiganROCKET06: actually what sex is
JohnKimble26: wait i was wrong?
I Milk Badgers: but only when it you have a wirless mouse
JohnKimble26: well badger then we were way off
I Milk Badgers: oh no
JohnKimble26: whats sex. mich?
I Milk Badgers: i feel stupid now:-(
MichiganROCKET06: is when a man and a woman get naked and the man puts his penis inside her vagina until he cums in her
JohnKimble26: cum?
JohnKimble26: dont u mean gum?
I Milk Badgers: how much gum and what kind?
MichiganROCKET06: its white gooey stuff that comes out of your cock
I Milk Badgers: i like juicy fruit
JohnKimble26: and whos this vagina charater?
I Milk Badgers: ya
I Milk Badgers: isnt that a state?
JohnKimble26: oh no mich that white stuff is shaving cream my dad showed me
MichiganROCKET06: its the body part on a woman
JohnKimble26: but wait wheres her pp
JohnKimble26: im so confused!
I Milk Badgers: ya?
MichiganROCKET06: girls dont have one
I Milk Badgers: do you have a vagina mich?
JohnKimble26: i think i do
MichiganROCKET06: no i have a cock
JohnKimble26: oh a rooster!
JohnKimble26: is it named rocky?
I Milk Badgers: are you a farmer?
I Milk Badgers: my uncle is
MichiganROCKET06: no its a nick name for guys penis
JohnKimble26: no badg he lives in michican
I Milk Badgers: he has corn on his
I Milk Badgers: ohhhhh
JohnKimble26: so whats a nick name for a girls virginia?
I Milk Badgers: well i thought you need a vaguna to make sex
JohnKimble26: vaguna?
MichiganROCKET06: you mean vagina
JohnKimble26: i thought it was virginia
I Milk Badgers: ya
I Milk Badgers: ohh
MichiganROCKET06: the nickname is pussy
I Milk Badgers: liek the state?
JohnKimble26: a girl has a pussy cat?
JohnKimble26: thats got to hurt
MichiganROCKET06: no just pussy
JohnKimble26: o
I Milk Badgers: huh?
JohnKimble26: i think i get it
I Milk Badgers: so you mean
I Milk Badgers: all girls
I Milk Badgers: have a rare species of cat
JohnKimble26: do girls let out that shaving cream like guys do whenever my daddy uses my pp to get his shaving cream?
I Milk Badgers: thats only called a pussy
MichiganROCKET06: girls dont squirt out shaving cream
JohnKimble26: what do they squirt out then
I Milk Badgers: is it dr pepper?
MichiganROCKET06: nothing it stays inside them
I Milk Badgers: cause
I Milk Badgers: my mom buys that
JohnKimble26: waht stays inside
I Milk Badgers: the dr pepper does?
MichiganROCKET06: the shaveing cream
I Milk Badgers: phh
JohnKimble26: oh man mr rogers never taught us this
I Milk Badgers: how do they shave then?
JohnKimble26: yeah
JohnKimble26: how do they
JohnKimble26: do they use our shaving cream?
MichiganROCKET06: look go to this web site and watch the movie
JohnKimble26: but wait! doenst our cream eventually run out? daddy will get angry if i run out
JohnKimble26: daddy has a hitting problem
MichiganROCKET06: it never runs out
JohnKimble26: did i mention daddy has no pp?
JohnKimble26: i no badgers mom does
I Milk Badgers: ya
I Milk Badgers: my mom does
I Milk Badgers: its in here dresser
JohnKimble26: my daddy sticks this white tube up into this thingy above his butthole
MichiganROCKET06: go to
www.lolitampegs.com
JohnKimble26: i cant its blocked
I Milk Badgers: there was one site
MichiganROCKET06: well then connect with me i will send you a pic of a pussy
I Milk Badgers: is this sex?
I Milk Badgers:
www.****eaters.com
JohnKimble26: oh yeah
JohnKimble26: ha ha
JohnKimble26: poop!
JohnKimble26: poop is funny
I Milk Badgers: is there poop imn sex?
JohnKimble26: but wait why does daddy shove a white tube up his butt, mich? it comes out bloody
JohnKimble26: its gross
I Milk Badgers: mich?
MichiganROCKET06: yea
JohnKimble26: hey i found out what a virginia is
I Milk Badgers: really?
JohnKimble26: mich why does my daddy shove a white tube up his... vagina... and it comes out bloody?
MichiganROCKET06: that i would have to explain in person
JohnKimble26: k
JohnKimble26: well, lets meet in person
JohnKimble26: but first, i have more questions. do u care
MichiganROCKET06: no
JohnKimble26: k
I Milk Badgers: so
I Milk Badgers: what do you want to do with us?
I Milk Badgers: when you meet?
JohnKimble26: yeah
I Milk Badgers: we meet*
JohnKimble26: what r u gonna do to us
JohnKimble26: im excited to no
I Milk Badgers: tell us then we can meet
JohnKimble26: wait give us ur number
JohnKimble26: then tell us all
MichiganROCKET06: im going to get you guys naked then kiss you guys all over and suck your penises and then i am going to stick my cock in your butt and have sex
JohnKimble26: wait whats sex again
JohnKimble26: oh yeah
JohnKimble26: but wait
JohnKimble26: were not girls!
MichiganROCKET06: look when we meet i will explain step by step and go slow with everything
I Milk Badgers: weve tracked it
JohnKimble26: good job, Officer Nagren.
JohnKimble26: mich, or whoever you are, this is the Detroit Police Department.
JohnKimble26: You are under arrest for sexually soliciticing two children.
JohnKimble26: we have your ip address and address to your house
MichiganROCKET06 has left the room.