Quote of the Day

"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"

Jack Handey

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My bank already says that

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

M: 'I'll make some babies soon.'
G: 'I Wont stop you.'
M: 'Ill get pregnant with Will'
G: 'Your babies will sure look pretty then'
M: 'Yeah, and i'll tell Gertjan they're his.'
G: 'Only 50% pretty.'
M: 'Damn, you're right.'

M= Me G= My best friend Gertjan=my boyfriend

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I Amsterdam

And do check my "art": Deviant

A kind word never broke anyone's mouth. ~ Irish Proverb

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"Eighty-five pence for a plastic bottle of Coke? I thought they’d stopped using cocaine as one of the ingredients..."

Jeremy Clarkson

An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

Nice quote, I like that one!

"Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared." - Gautam Buddha

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"You have to believe in God before you can say there are things that man was not meant to know. I don't think there's anything man wasn't meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn't do." -David Cronenberg

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop. ~ Mother Teresa

"Always bet on Black" - Wesley Snipes in Passenger 57 (lol it was just on tele b4)

"Socialism collapsed because it did not allow the market to tell the economic truth. Capitalism may collapse because it does not allow the market to tell the ecological truth."

~Oystein Dahle [ex Exxon vice president for Norway and the North Sea]

(It was on the internet )

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Virtual Reality chatter on a movie site? Got endless amounts of it here. Reviews over here

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly" - Keen

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I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. ~ Cherokee Proverb

Thanks Caity, I like it and I am going to use it if thats ok,

“[T]he human colon is the bacterial equivalent of eBay,"
~ Abigail Salyers (University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign)
In 'Are Antibiotics Killing Us?’ by Jessica Snyder Sachs

{But on a more playful note}...

"The whole word is one big round orooni to me"
~ Slim Gaillard – And to get a glimpse of where this prodigious polyglot survivalist is coming from, you'll have to watch this:



{And ignore how much of a comparative-tit Van Morrison is }

Is minic a bhris béal duine a shrón. (It is often that a person's mouth broke his nose.) ~ Irish Proverb

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr. (15 Jan 1929 - 04 Apr 1968)

awsome quotes from here:

arnold exposed . com (no spces)

"My friends don't want me to mention Kurt's name, because of all the recent Nazi stuff and the U.N. controversy, but I love him and Maria does too, and so thank you, Kurt."
Arnold Schwarzenegger on his friend and fellow Austrian Kurt Waldheim, a Nazi war criminal

Not so much a quote, but well-known nonetheless...

Easter 1916 by WB Yeats

I HAVE met them at close of day
Coming with vivid faces
From counter or desk among grey
Eighteenth-century houses.
I have passed with a nod of the head
Or polite meaningless words,
Or have lingered awhile and said
Polite meaningless words,
And thought before I had done
Of a mocking tale or a gibe
To please a companion
Around the fire at the club,
Being certain that they and I
But lived where motley is worn:
All changed, changed utterly:
A terrible beauty is born.

That woman's days were spent
In ignorant good-will,
Her nights in argument
Until her voice grew shrill.
What voice more sweet than hers
When, young and beautiful,
She rode to harriers?
This man had kept a school
And rode our winged horse;
This other his helper and friend
Was coming into his force;
He might have won fame in the end,
So sensitive his nature seemed,
So daring and sweet his thought.
This other man I had dreamed
A drunken, vainglorious lout.
He had done most bitter wrong
To some who are near my heart,
Yet I number him in the song;
He, too, has resigned his part
In the casual comedy;
He, too, has been changed in his turn,
Transformed utterly:
A terrible beauty is born.

Hearts with one purpose alone
Through summer and winter seem
Enchanted to a stone
To trouble the living stream.
The horse that comes from the road.
The rider, the birds that range
From cloud to tumbling cloud,
Minute by minute they change;
A shadow of cloud on the stream
Changes minute by minute;
A horse-hoof slides on the brim,
And a horse plashes within it;
The long-legged moor-hens dive,
And hens to moor-cocks call;
Minute by minute they live:
The stone's in the midst of all.

Too long a sacrifice
Can make a stone of the heart.
O when may it suffice?
That is Heaven's part, our part
To murmur name upon name,
As a mother names her child
When sleep at last has come
On limbs that had run wild.
What is it but nightfall?
No, no, not night but death;
Was it needless death after all?
For England may keep faith
For all that is done and said.
We know their dream; enough
To know they dreamed and are dead;
And what if excess of love
Bewildered them till they died?
I write it out in a verse -
MacDonagh and MacBride
And Connolly and Pearse
Now and in time to be,
Wherever green is worn,
Are changed, changed utterly:
A terrible beauty is born.

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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan