School (best & worst moments)

Best: When it ends.

Worst: When it starts.

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"George, this is a little too much for me. Escaped convicts, fugitive sex... I've got a cockfight to focus on."

Who the hell are you?

Harry Potter?

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100 Favourites From The Future: REWIRED

Best: One of our teachers was amazing. He had us stand on our desks and rip out parts of our books just for the hell of it. Awesome guy.

Worst: My dad wouldn't let me be in the school play so I killed myself.

I got bullied a lot too... which is another reason I started skiving... eventually I ended up with a reputation and got some mates out of it.
Then I kicked a few backsides and the bullying stopped.

I was bullied because being that I was two years ahead intellectually, I was younger and smaller than everyone in my year.
The fact that I'm English too, I went to school in Scotland. They hate anything not white and not Scottish where I used to live. They're extremely racist in the part of Scotland where I was.

I kept skiving though, I hated school with a passion.

We had a registration class, so I'd turn up first thing and go to registration, then when the bell went to tell everyone to go to first class, me and my pals would be off out the door to smoke weed and watch films at one of our houses instead. Sometimes parents would be home so we'd go off up the pond into the woods and set a fire, smoke, drink etc, then when the end of the school day approached, we'd show up again on school grounds.

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That's EXACTLY what I thought.

She's Hermione.



And if you ask her nicely, she'll wave her wand and put a spell on you that will make you grow extremely large breasts.

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Uh, 'cause, like, I was the type of guy who, when my 3rd grade class spent a whole day outside to play a longass soccer game, and my teacher said those who didn't want to play could stay to the side and function as a cheerleader... I was the only guy in the class who stayed to the side and functioned as a cheerleader. GIMME AN F! GIMME AN A! GIMME A G!

I was the reason straight guys are embarrassed to appear even 1% feminine. The poster boy/(girl?) of all the wrong things to do when you're a guy.

You learned the best lesson you could possibly learn in school:



And by the way, your suffering made me laugh on the inside.

Well,it's my last year at school,so probably finishing it will be the best thing.Not only because it's over but lots of celebrations etc.
My worst experience was when I was in third grade (9 years old) and I didn't go to school for a few days.It was unusual for my age to skip lessons,so I was veeery ashamed when my teachers discovered that and also all my classmates heard it and I cried in front of them.Now,they remember it with a laugh but I still feel uncomfortable about it. :/
Well the best one so far was last year,eleven grade,it was very easy to study,practically no homework,lots of free lessons,hanging out with classmates or other people at my school,it was like a holiday.

At least you only cried. I remember in first school(think we were about 8 years old at the time) a girl was brought into our class to be told off by another teacher and she was told to stand facing the wall for a while in front of the class, only sad thing was this poor girl had a pee on the floor for all to see. I remember that teacher, utterly horrible woman and the worst school I was at(only there for one year thankfully) before moving to a different and absolutely lovely school.

oh,well,I guess I'm quite lucky then.How was this girl treated by the classmates after that incident?

Who, Mary Pissy Pants? Yeah, I'm guessing she was fine.

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I can't remember what happened after, she was from a class below us, she was in a younger class so didn't hang around with that lot.

Nausicaa, you said you do Basketball, may I ask how tall you are?

Shut Up and Come Get This Candle Wax.

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^ Mate I'm warning you! lol! I should not have mentioned my fetish...I know that now. Damn brain injury..

Around 5'4" now.

So, you were a guard?

'Shooting guard' from what I can remember. I haven't played team basketball since I was about 17 years old. In Netball though I always liked to play Centre and therefore not allowed to shoot lol.

I would never ask a Ladies age, but maybe you can play again?

I don't have an interest in the sport anymore that's big enough to make me think I'd like to take up the sport again. Now and then I shoot some hoops at my local park but that's it.