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-Remember the red dressed girl from Schindler's list? I don't.
-What about the catchy music of The sting? Never heard it on screen.
-As God is my witness, I've never watched Gone with the wind.
-Did you get fascinated or annoyed by Fellini's very own egocentric exercise in Otto e mezzo? Well, it turns out that I didn't, because I haven't watched it. Same with any post 50s Fellini, actually.
-Total recall: the three-breasted woman I never saw in motion.
-Forrest Gump keeps running and I keep being left behind.
-Good morning princess! I don't know the context of this phrase because I never watched Life is beautiful.
-Overlong classics like Lawrence of Arabia and The bridge over the River Kwai are still on the way. And what about Barry Lyndon or Spartacus?
-Not like overlong moderns are any better. Magnolia and There will be blood, to name two from the same director.
-At this point I haven't decided yet on Boyhood vs Birdman. Maybe it's time to watch either of these.
-I think it's actually amazing and worth some merit in its way that I've never watched anything related to James Bond.
-I would make a joke about Renoir's filmography, but I'm so in the dark with this guy I don't even know what his films are about.
-Same with Elia Kazan.
-And Bertolucci.
-And Mel Brooks.
-The earliest and latest film I've watched with Sylvester Stallone is The expendables.
-Mad Max: Fury Road was great, but I can't compare it with the original, sorry.
-Say hello to my little friend, who hasn't watched Scarface over here.
-The revenant, Wolf of Wall Street, Shutter Island, The departed... Missing the DiCaprio Oscarbait meme for more than a decade now.
And so many more.