THE MOFO CHILL CLUB

Let's talk about snow since it's snowing heavily outside.

I LOVE SNOW! I SKI!

I LOVE BUTTS

MARION BUTTS

Me too.

Oh you're talking about a football player I never heard of. I assumed you were talking about a women's butt.

I like both

I miss Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook and I love steak. Swan is weird. But he is right about Tom Hardy's penis.

Theo told you about that?

He didn't tell me what you said, just that you were speaking ill of Tom Hardy's penis.

What about Tom Hardy's penis?

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You got a problem with foreskin, Swan?

My friend who has foreskin told me that he pees sitting down because foreskin. I don't know exactly how or why, the logistics of the foreskin are foreign to me.

I'm going to name my next song Foreign Foreskin, JJ.

That's a good song title. Should be a catchy tune I think.

Personally I find circumcision to be a barbaric practice.

I think Hardy was incredibly hot in Bronson.

I have no problem with foreskin.

So then why were you dissing Hardy's penis?

I tend not to think about foreskin that often.

WE HAVE A FIGHT OVER TOM HARDY'S PENIS Y'ALL. PUT THE KIDS TO BED.

Theo has been obsessed with Hardy lately and threatened to PM pictures of his dick, I told him I had already seen his little wiener in Bronson. Then continued to make fun of it's size, further pissing off Theo.